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2 minutes ago, Kermit said:

I wouldn’t say anything. Incest? Probably have some insight on that particular aspect of life. Spousal abuse during football games? They’re fucking professionals, man. Getting methamphetamine into your system quickly? They got you. 

Know what all SEC Wives have in  common?

 

THEY JUST WON'T LISTEN.

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You guys are slipping.

If you suspend 4 "star players", Jimbo gets the double whammy of having an excuse for the loss AND getting to appear as a disciplinarian. 

They are teetering on the edge of total collapse.

2 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Siap well not really

 

 

"Early season setback"

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3 hours ago, Parliament said:

"Early season setback"

Yes. We all misinterpreted the sacred mspaint. They haven’t made it to October yet. 

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14 hours ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Secrant posters just suck in general. They have no insight on anything.

Frick you, icehole. 

11 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

Would be quite the pitcher’s duel. Or tickle fight.

15 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

He must have Insomnia

19 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

And after the 13th OT, the score remains 2-2 with both teams remaining in the double digits in total yards. 

27 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

Would be an epic 17 OT game with a final score of 5-2.

None of the sheep in College Station were safe after this pic....

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Photoshop…. None of the CTs were doing the horns down.

20 minutes ago, speed817 said:

None of the sheep in College Station were safe after this pic....

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There's one dude in that photo with the regrets-life-choices vibe. Another has the "my-gawd they're gorgeous, but they hate me so I hate them" future-incel (or possible stalker) thing going. The rest of them are just glad to be with each other, looking forward to the after game circlejerk.

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Would be quite the pitcher’s duel. Or tickle fight.

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For some reason I haven’t seen any stories about some random UM fans describing the incredible hospitality of aggy, when they were looking for their seats or trying to find their lost car. But there are stories of UM players and some Broadcasters bragging on aggy…

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The scamper by one legged Hudson Card last night is a longer running play than any player for aggy this year.

9 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

The scamper by one legged Hudson Card last night is a longer running play than any player for aggy this year.

LOL that's just good bull right there. 

1 hour ago, speed817 said:

None of the sheep in College Station were safe after this pic....

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That guy on that far right with the blue towel in his pocket?  Yeah, he's got upper-level mass shooter written all over him.  

1 hour ago, Chopper said:

The rest of them are just glad to be with each other, looking forward to the after game circlejerk.

Group hug in the shower after the big win. It's turdition. 

28 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

That guy on that far right with the blue towel in his pocket?  Yeah, he's got upper-level mass shooter written all over him.  

Nailed it. The guy to his left is the one who appears to be having a moment of regret about his life choices IMO.

54 minutes ago, US183 said:

For some reason I haven’t seen any stories about some random UM fans describing the incredible hospitality of aggy, when they were looking for their seats or trying to find their lost car. But there are stories of UM players and some Broadcasters bragging on aggy…

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Manny Mill is an idiot. It’s like that because it’s a cult in buttfuck nowhere with nothing to do on a Saturday night. 

For some reason I haven’t seen any stories about some random UM fans describing the incredible hospitality of aggy, when they were looking for their seats or trying to find their lost car. But there are stories of UM players and some Broadcasters bragging on aggy…
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I've got news for Manny...having your own stadium wont bring huge, raucous crowds. Taking the Canes out of Miami and moving them to some backwoods shithole like Collie Station isnt even enough, the U admin have to be onboard with creating a cult atmosphere as well.

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That’s because the aggy animal hospital treats her for free and aggy men throw themselves at her like she’s their long since-processed Reserve Grand Champion Heifer from high school 4-H. 

Right, Hoggy?
 

 

2 hours ago, US183 said:

For some reason I haven’t seen any stories about some random UM fans describing the incredible hospitality of aggy, when they were looking for their seats or trying to find their lost car. But there are stories of UM players and some Broadcasters bragging on aggy…

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25 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

and aggy men throw themselves at her like she’s their long since-processed Reserve Grand Champion Heifer from high school 4-H. 

Ew.

5 hours ago, YGIFS said:

That guy on that far right with the blue towel in his pocket?  Yeah, he's got upper-level mass shooter written all over him.  

He's got the kind of grin you'd see on either an asylum patient or a pirate.

On 9/17/2022 at 4:41 PM, Nicole44 said:

 

Miami.... For a private school they and their fans sure don't act like it. 

On 9/17/2022 at 2:12 PM, C-Man said:

TexAgs discussing it here (after Chin Pubes apparently nuked the first discussion): https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3319300

Let me get this straight -- Anus Smith is pulled over for speeding and is arrested for suspected DWI, has a joint and loaded gun in the car and gets ZERO discipline yet these three sneak out of the team hotel the night before a game and get suspended for one game?

this back and forth made me laugh

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1 hour ago, Longboard Horn said:

Miami.... For a private school they and their fans sure don't act like it. 

How many of those people do you think actually attended Miami? They're T-shirt fan central. 

28 minutes ago, ztejas said:

How many of those people do you think actually attended Miami? They're T-shirt fan central. 

Exactly this. Ghetto fan base. 

20 hours ago, US183 said:

For some reason I haven’t seen any stories about some random UM fans describing the incredible hospitality of aggy, when they were looking for their seats or trying to find their lost car. But there are stories of UM players and some Broadcasters bragging on aggy…

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Everybody should attend an Aggie game at Kyle or on the road. It's exactly as described, unique (special is redundant). It's a time capsule from the 1930s and even their band is worth a watch. The underpinnings of all of that are ridiculous and the place a cult center, but it's an experience that shouldn't be missed if you have the opportunity.

I wouldn't want to see them regularly because hard core Aggies are unbearable. They'll ruin what you've observed by explaining how great it is while using the word "traditions" about a thousand times. You'll realize that they're oddly, unjustifiably condescending. Even their front of aggressive friendliness is Stepfordesque.

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9 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

Everybody should attend an Aggie game at Kyle or on the road. It's exactly as described, unique (special is redundant). It's a time capsule from the 1930s and even their band is worth a watch. The underpinnings of all of that are ridiculous and the place a cult center, but it's an experience that shouldn't be missed if you have the opportunity.

I wouldn't want to see them regularly because hard core Aggies are unbearable. They'll ruin what you've observed by explaining how great it is while using the word "traditions" about a thousand times. You'll realize that they're oddly, unjustifiably condescending. Even their front of aggressive friendliness is Stepfordesque.

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1 hour ago, ztejas said:

How many of those people do you think actually attended Miami? They're T-shirt fan central. 

I'd set the over/under at 1, and probably take the under.

On 9/17/2022 at 5:31 PM, GreenspointTexas said:

App state loses to troy

Catching up on this thread.  Love the classic move of Greenspoint calling "ballgame" prematurely.

On 9/18/2022 at 11:31 AM, speed817 said:

None of the sheep in College Station were safe after this pic....

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Far right is just plain rapey. Far left is trying to get into the vet school so he knows what drugs to use to spike drinks at the Dixie chicken so he can be rapey too.
Two on the left side middle and back offer their ears up as handlebars when giving blowjobs.

the one in the very back is checking out all the ass..directly in front of him.   
left middle is a dork, right middle is a serial killer starter kit.

the other 3 are just you normal, red ass closet homosexuals (nttawwt) who are having their best years.  

10 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

Everybody should attend an Aggie game at Kyle or on the road. It's exactly as described, unique (special is redundant). It's a time capsule from the 1930s and even their band is worth a watch. The underpinnings of all of that are ridiculous and the place a cult center, but it's an experience that shouldn't be missed if you have the opportunity.

I wouldn't want to see them regularly because hard core Aggies are unbearable. They'll ruin what you've observed by explaining how great it is while using the word "traditions" about a thousand times. You'll realize that they're oddly, unjustifiably condescending. Even their front of aggressive friendliness is Stepfordesque.

I've always thought their band kinda sucked, marching back & forth in straight lines, but I guess it's worth seeing once.

5 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

I've always thought their band kinda sucked, marching back & forth in straight lines, but I guess it's worth seeing once.

Had a friend in high school ended up playing in the aggy band. I asked him how, since I've never seen him play an instrument. He said he doesn't play. They had so few people qualified to play instruments they had to fill out the band with people faking playing just for show. Strange thing is he had the band CDs and liked to play them so he could listen to himself not play.

True story which should surprise nobody. So when they spout all that BS about being nationally known, I always laugh. If only everyone knew what a fraud they were just like the rest of the school. Ha!

Yeah, I’d love this to be true but I’m calling bullshit.

however it would be really funny if the volume was up and the entire aggy band was one chick playing a flute and some fat kid on the tuba.

11 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

Everybody should attend an Aggie game at Kyle or on the road. It's exactly as described, unique (special is redundant). It's a time capsule from the 1930s and even their band is worth a watch. The underpinnings of all of that are ridiculous and the place a cult center, but it's an experience that shouldn't be missed if you have the opportunity.

I wouldn't want to see them regularly because hard core Aggies are unbearable. They'll ruin what you've observed by explaining how great it is while using the word "traditions" about a thousand times. You'll realize that they're oddly, unjustifiably condescending. Even their front of aggressive friendliness is Stepfordesque.

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9 minutes ago, Sleep off ugly said:

Yeah, I’d love this to be true but I’m calling bullshit.

however it would be really funny if the volume was up and the entire aggy band was one chick playing a flute and some fat kid on the tuba.

Umm...no. Not BS, so you can love it - surprised the hell out of me, too. The instrument he carried around was the tuba but good ol' aggy can't call it a tuba because it starts with "tu" so he called it the bass horn - in case you need more aggyness. His brother was in the corps/band and 95% sure he could not play either, as I never saw him play an instrument in HS either.

 

 

31 minutes ago, Sleep off ugly said:

Yeah, I’d love this to be true but I’m calling bullshit.

however it would be really funny if the volume was up and the entire aggy band was one chick playing a flute and some fat kid on the tuba.

No, it is absolutely true.  I know of friends who marched in the FAB carrying a trumpet without a mouthpiece.

Man o man. My apologies if this is legit.

this brings aggyness to a whole new level.

Does this happen with any other college bands?

5 minutes ago, Sleep off ugly said:

Man o man. My apologies if this is legit.

this brings aggyness to a whole new level.

Does this happen with any other college bands?

of course not.  aggy is all about turditions that only they have.  unique is a nice way of saying "so fucking stupid no one else would do it".

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