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Just now, Harrison Stafford said:

It was random.  The math was supposed to be part of the joke.

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1 minute ago, Harrison Stafford said:

It was random.  The math was supposed to be part of the joke.

Don't worry man, we all believe you. 

37 minutes ago, Harrison Stafford said:

Texas A&M gives Jimbo Fisher an FCS championship trophy - SBNation.com

Jimbo has another 82 years to make it happen.

 

You weren't a math major, right?

And I said this a whe back....  If A&M thinks they can get out of Jimbo's contract with a "for cause" issue, they're in for a world of hurt.   You have to believe Jimbo has a shit ton of dirt on them and would gladly let it out.

And no coach of any quality is going to that shithole to coach after this debacle.

8 minutes ago, General Specific said:


Well, first you start with a rue…

Image of Dr. Hathaway's gonna hear about this. You'll rue the day!

1 minute ago, Macanudo said:

And no coach of any quality is going to that shithole to coach after this debacle.

Good news for Tom Herman. 

Herman has a tough hill to climb. Right now Mack is the only former Texas Head Football Coach to have any success (such as it is) after being fired. Everybody else went on to disastrous failure when trying to coach again.

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16 minutes ago, strangulation! said:

Jimbo has another 82 years to make it happen.

Edited 25 minutes ago by Harrison Stafford

 

this is why we can't have nice things. wtf was the edit?

The edit was changing the # of years from 78 to 82 for comedic value.  Having said that, it has been a bloody mary morning.

 

6 hours ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

Not sure who he is but I’m guessing he has taken an extended trip to Vancouver.

That is not who I was thinking of, but it sure would ne nice if Bizzle showed up today.

7 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

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$2 per ticket to see them take on Ole Miss. El Oh Fucking El!

Makes you wonder even more why those students were camped out in a monsoon for ticket draw.

15 hours ago, Js1 said:

 

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56 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

They haven't paid it out yet. If there is one consistent aggy turdition, it's to lie, cheat, and steal enough to be able to brag about completely meaningless "achievements."

"We're payin Jimbo more'n any udder coach in histry! What a deal, we're the pree-meer SEC school in Texas! We run this state, birch!"

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11 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

Herman has a tough hill to climb. Right now Mack is the only former Texas Head Football Coach to have any success (such as it is) after being fired. Everybody else went on to disastrous failure when trying to coach again.

Which says a lot about UT’s hiring practices for football coaches.

25 minutes ago, General Specific said:


Well, first you start with a rue…

I thought it was 'Rew'

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39 minutes ago, Ghost of Stevie Ray said:

 

How about now???

 

Texas A&M Approves Alcohol Sales at Kyle Field

In 2019, however, the Aggies are taking their turn as leaders and becoming the very first SEC school to open beer and wine sales to the general public during college football games.

5 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

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That was my favorite non-Longhorn game of all time. Followed closely by their Baylor loss in '04 or so.

14 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

I think someone upthread was looking for Billy Badass telling a poster to come find him

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Looch is such a thin-skinned twatwaffle. 

Herman has a tough hill to climb. Right now Mack is the only former Texas Head Football Coach to have any success (such as it is) after being fired. Everybody else went on to disastrous failure when trying to coach again.

I guess he did okay in the studio.
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15 minutes ago, Orange&White said:

Makes you wonder even more why those students were camped out in a monsoon for ticket draw.

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1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

Clemson, SC isn't exactly Shangri-La, but it's a way nicer town than College Station.  If there's any truth to this at all, it's just Dabo pre-negotiating a raise and an extension.

 

1 hour ago, C-Man said:

Narrator: "There is no truth to this at all." 🤣

Recall how "facts" are established on Texags. [Grammar corrected for ease of reading.]

I bet tu is tampering with our players.

If they are, we need to rat them out like they did to Jackie who wasn't even cheating.

I was talking to a tu big donor, he's one of the guys who tells Sark what to do, he said that Texas was definitely slipping money to Aggie players and begging them to leave A&M. He said even if they don't get the players, they know they're f***ing with our locker room.

Since tu is tampering with our players, we should tamper with theirs. We've got more money.

We should call the Army to attack Ass-tin! I know one of the Joint Chiefs who said they hate tu.

We warned the SEC that tu was toxic. Let's run away from them again to prove we're not scared of them.

The last few pages have been comic gold and why surly can be a great place to catch a laugh. Bravo. 

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49 minutes ago, Deej said:

Good news for Tom Herman. 

 

47 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

Herman has a tough hill to climb. Right now Mack is the only former Texas Head Football Coach to have any success (such as it is) after being fired. Everybody else went on to disastrous failure when trying to coach again.

Not sure if it is public or not, but the word is that Fuckface Herman is going to be the next HC at Colorado. Should be interesting to watch.

Looch is such a thin-skinned twatwaffle. 

He could quite possibly be the biggest bitch of CFB internet world. Such a goddamn pussy.
Which says a lot about UT’s hiring practices for football coaches.

Our track record would indicate that we are terrible at doing this.
47 minutes ago, Orange&White said:

Makes you wonder even more why those students were camped out in a monsoon for ticket draw.

That’s a shop or a solid troll job with a ticket. Get in price is ~$100… which is somehow even more sad. 

8 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

 

Not sure if it is public or not, but the word is that Fuckface Herman is going to be the next HC at Colorado. Should be interesting to watch.

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it's going to be a tremendous dumpster fire.

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10 minutes ago, ChickenNuggets said:

Turtles don't do well in the cold... 

 

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13 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

 

Not sure if it is public or not, but the word is that Fuckface Herman is going to be the next HC at Colorado. Should be interesting to watch.

That's a pretty good spot for him. Expectations not super high. Easier conference to play in. Any success will be met with gratitude. A fun place to recruit players to. And given the legality of certain substances there, perhaps he can line up some transfers from The Station!

5 minutes ago, NoName said:

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it's going to be a tremendous dumpster fire.

The bar is set pretty low at Colorado right now, if Herman wins 5-6 games a year it will be a big improvement..

Not sure if it is public or not, but the word is that Fuckface Herman is going to be the next HC at Colorado. Should be interesting to watch.

He would probably do okay there. He has done well when expectations are not high. Plus, he doesn’t get blown out in games aside maybe once or twice That I can’t recall.
1 hour ago, Valmy77 said:

Herman has a tough hill to climb. Right now Mack is the only former Texas Head Football Coach to have any success (such as it is) after being fired. Everybody else went on to disastrous failure when trying to coach again.

I think he might do alright. He wasn't terrible by any means , just an asshole. 

If he can figure out how to be less of a dick, he'd probably be successful 

Edit : Colorado seems like a great place with low expectations, I think some other schools are going to wish they had hired him such as Nebraska where they'd embrace using the QB as a battering ram 

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There’s almost always room for assholes who win -Saban, Chip, etc. If Herman can fix his many issues, he might be very successful, and of course if he is he will blame his Texas failure on Texas. 

20 minutes ago, SimkinsMan said:

That's a pretty good spot for him. Expectations not super high. Easier conference to play in. Any success will be met with gratitude. A fun place to recruit players to. And given the legality of certain substances there, perhaps he can line up some transfers from The Station!

Hmm, G2+THC oil? Dee-lish!

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1 hour ago, IBuryPaul said:

That was my favorite non-Longhorn game of all time. Followed closely by their Baylor loss in '04 or so.

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Backup K/P hitting the portal
 
 
 

Please baby Jesus let them shit the bed this weekend and the portal be flooded with texum bulldogs.
2 hours ago, Huckleberry said:

2100-2020 = 80 but we're 2 years past 2020 = 82

I'm not saying it's right, but that's a common path of mental math mistakes. 

The fact that 2023-2099 is 77 seasons, not 78, is a separate issue. 

I smell an extension totaling up to 770 million.

2 hours ago, Huckleberry said:

2100-2020 = 80 but we're 2 years past 2020 = 82

I'm not saying it's right, but that's a common path of mental math mistakes. 

The fact that 2023-2099 is 77 seasons, not 78, is a separate issue. 

I smell an extension totaling up to 770 million.

12 minutes ago, Patricio Swayze said:


Please baby Jesus let them shit the bed this weekend and the portal be flooded with texum bulldogs.

10 years later: Lane Kiffin leaves Tennessee | wbir.com

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I have such mixed emotions about 77-0
53 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

The bar is set pretty low at Colorado right now, if Herman wins 5-6 games a year it will be a big improvement..

just starting from such a low bar. they are so bad across the board right now and it isn't like they have a ton of talent. 0 5*, 3 4* and 74 3* per 247 talent composite. haven't had back to back winning seasons in almost 20 yars (04-05), 1 top 25 in last 20 years and they have to play in the p12 every year. in what is also shocking they have finished in the bottom half of the p12 in recruiting rankings every year since they joined the conf.

no clear QB (2 young guys at QB at least?)

their rushing situation is kind of crazy. exact opposite of A&M - they have RBs with 46, 35, 38, 20, 29 rushing attempts. same at WR - 19, 12, 15, 12, 11 catches.

it's a tough job. if he can get to 5-6 wins consistently it's a huge jump.

 

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1 hour ago, markstanco said:


He would probably do okay there. He has done well when expectations are not high. Plus, he doesn’t get blown out in games aside maybe once or twice That I can’t recall.

Plus, Kendra Scott has a home in Colorado. 

2 hours ago, Ghost of Stevie Ray said:

 

How about now???

 

Texas A&M Approves Alcohol Sales at Kyle Field

Well, he’s right. They have a way to go before they come back down from the LSD point.

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1 hour ago, Patricio Swayze said:


He could quite possibly be the biggest bitch of CFB internet world. Such a goddamn pussy.

Texags is a part of aggys problems. Maybe bigger than some realize. That said, keep on keepin’ on Looch.

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