October 26, 20223 yr I can't for the life of me figure out how you settled on 82.Well, first you start with a rue…
October 26, 20223 yr Popular Post Just now, Harrison Stafford said: It was random. The math was supposed to be part of the joke.
October 26, 20223 yr 1 minute ago, Harrison Stafford said: It was random. The math was supposed to be part of the joke. Don't worry man, we all believe you.
October 26, 20223 yr 37 minutes ago, Harrison Stafford said: Jimbo has another 82 years to make it happen. You weren't a math major, right?
October 26, 20223 yr And I said this a whe back.... If A&M thinks they can get out of Jimbo's contract with a "for cause" issue, they're in for a world of hurt. You have to believe Jimbo has a shit ton of dirt on them and would gladly let it out. And no coach of any quality is going to that shithole to coach after this debacle.
October 26, 20223 yr 1 minute ago, Macanudo said: And no coach of any quality is going to that shithole to coach after this debacle. Good news for Tom Herman.
October 26, 20223 yr Herman has a tough hill to climb. Right now Mack is the only former Texas Head Football Coach to have any success (such as it is) after being fired. Everybody else went on to disastrous failure when trying to coach again. Edited October 26, 20223 yr by Valmy77
October 26, 20223 yr 16 minutes ago, strangulation! said: Jimbo has another 82 years to make it happen. Edited 25 minutes ago by Harrison Stafford this is why we can't have nice things. wtf was the edit? The edit was changing the # of years from 78 to 82 for comedic value. Having said that, it has been a bloody mary morning.
October 26, 20223 yr 6 hours ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said: Not sure who he is but I’m guessing he has taken an extended trip to Vancouver. That is not who I was thinking of, but it sure would ne nice if Bizzle showed up today.
October 26, 20223 yr 7 hours ago, Longboard Horn said: $2 per ticket to see them take on Ole Miss. El Oh Fucking El! Makes you wonder even more why those students were camped out in a monsoon for ticket draw.
October 26, 20223 yr Popular Post 56 minutes ago, Tex Pete said: They haven't paid it out yet. If there is one consistent aggy turdition, it's to lie, cheat, and steal enough to be able to brag about completely meaningless "achievements." "We're payin Jimbo more'n any udder coach in histry! What a deal, we're the pree-meer SEC school in Texas! We run this state, birch!"
October 26, 20223 yr 11 minutes ago, Valmy77 said: Herman has a tough hill to climb. Right now Mack is the only former Texas Head Football Coach to have any success (such as it is) after being fired. Everybody else went on to disastrous failure when trying to coach again. Which says a lot about UT’s hiring practices for football coaches.
October 26, 20223 yr 25 minutes ago, General Specific said: Well, first you start with a rue… I thought it was 'Rew'
October 26, 20223 yr 39 minutes ago, Ghost of Stevie Ray said: How about now??? In 2019, however, the Aggies are taking their turn as leaders and becoming the very first SEC school to open beer and wine sales to the general public during college football games.
October 26, 20223 yr 5 minutes ago, Sbbruin said: That was my favorite non-Longhorn game of all time. Followed closely by their Baylor loss in '04 or so.
October 26, 20223 yr 14 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said: I think someone upthread was looking for Billy Badass telling a poster to come find him Looch is such a thin-skinned twatwaffle.
October 26, 20223 yr Herman has a tough hill to climb. Right now Mack is the only former Texas Head Football Coach to have any success (such as it is) after being fired. Everybody else went on to disastrous failure when trying to coach again.I guess he did okay in the studio.
October 26, 20223 yr Popular Post 15 minutes ago, Orange&White said: Makes you wonder even more why those students were camped out in a monsoon for ticket draw.
October 26, 20223 yr Popular Post 1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said: Clemson, SC isn't exactly Shangri-La, but it's a way nicer town than College Station. If there's any truth to this at all, it's just Dabo pre-negotiating a raise and an extension. 1 hour ago, C-Man said: Narrator: "There is no truth to this at all." 🤣 Recall how "facts" are established on Texags. [Grammar corrected for ease of reading.] I bet tu is tampering with our players. If they are, we need to rat them out like they did to Jackie who wasn't even cheating. I was talking to a tu big donor, he's one of the guys who tells Sark what to do, he said that Texas was definitely slipping money to Aggie players and begging them to leave A&M. He said even if they don't get the players, they know they're f***ing with our locker room. Since tu is tampering with our players, we should tamper with theirs. We've got more money. We should call the Army to attack Ass-tin! I know one of the Joint Chiefs who said they hate tu. We warned the SEC that tu was toxic. Let's run away from them again to prove we're not scared of them.
October 26, 20223 yr The last few pages have been comic gold and why surly can be a great place to catch a laugh. Bravo.
October 26, 20223 yr Popular Post 49 minutes ago, Deej said: Good news for Tom Herman. 47 minutes ago, Valmy77 said: Herman has a tough hill to climb. Right now Mack is the only former Texas Head Football Coach to have any success (such as it is) after being fired. Everybody else went on to disastrous failure when trying to coach again. Not sure if it is public or not, but the word is that Fuckface Herman is going to be the next HC at Colorado. Should be interesting to watch.
October 26, 20223 yr Looch is such a thin-skinned twatwaffle. He could quite possibly be the biggest bitch of CFB internet world. Such a goddamn pussy.
October 26, 20223 yr Which says a lot about UT’s hiring practices for football coaches.Our track record would indicate that we are terrible at doing this.
October 26, 20223 yr 47 minutes ago, Orange&White said: Makes you wonder even more why those students were camped out in a monsoon for ticket draw. That’s a shop or a solid troll job with a ticket. Get in price is ~$100… which is somehow even more sad.
October 26, 20223 yr 8 minutes ago, closetojumping said: Not sure if it is public or not, but the word is that Fuckface Herman is going to be the next HC at Colorado. Should be interesting to watch. it's going to be a tremendous dumpster fire.
October 26, 20223 yr Popular Post 10 minutes ago, ChickenNuggets said: Turtles don't do well in the cold...
October 26, 20223 yr 13 minutes ago, closetojumping said: Not sure if it is public or not, but the word is that Fuckface Herman is going to be the next HC at Colorado. Should be interesting to watch. That's a pretty good spot for him. Expectations not super high. Easier conference to play in. Any success will be met with gratitude. A fun place to recruit players to. And given the legality of certain substances there, perhaps he can line up some transfers from The Station!
October 26, 20223 yr 5 minutes ago, NoName said: it's going to be a tremendous dumpster fire. The bar is set pretty low at Colorado right now, if Herman wins 5-6 games a year it will be a big improvement..
October 26, 20223 yr Not sure if it is public or not, but the word is that Fuckface Herman is going to be the next HC at Colorado. Should be interesting to watch.He would probably do okay there. He has done well when expectations are not high. Plus, he doesn’t get blown out in games aside maybe once or twice That I can’t recall.
October 26, 20223 yr 1 hour ago, Valmy77 said: Herman has a tough hill to climb. Right now Mack is the only former Texas Head Football Coach to have any success (such as it is) after being fired. Everybody else went on to disastrous failure when trying to coach again. I think he might do alright. He wasn't terrible by any means , just an asshole. If he can figure out how to be less of a dick, he'd probably be successful Edit : Colorado seems like a great place with low expectations, I think some other schools are going to wish they had hired him such as Nebraska where they'd embrace using the QB as a battering ram Edited October 26, 20223 yr by BigHornedLurker
October 26, 20223 yr There’s almost always room for assholes who win -Saban, Chip, etc. If Herman can fix his many issues, he might be very successful, and of course if he is he will blame his Texas failure on Texas.
October 26, 20223 yr 20 minutes ago, SimkinsMan said: That's a pretty good spot for him. Expectations not super high. Easier conference to play in. Any success will be met with gratitude. A fun place to recruit players to. And given the legality of certain substances there, perhaps he can line up some transfers from The Station! Hmm, G2+THC oil? Dee-lish!
October 26, 20223 yr Popular Post 1 hour ago, IBuryPaul said: That was my favorite non-Longhorn game of all time. Followed closely by their Baylor loss in '04 or so.
October 26, 20223 yr Backup K/P hitting the portal Please baby Jesus let them shit the bed this weekend and the portal be flooded with texum bulldogs.
October 26, 20223 yr 2 hours ago, Huckleberry said: 2100-2020 = 80 but we're 2 years past 2020 = 82 I'm not saying it's right, but that's a common path of mental math mistakes. The fact that 2023-2099 is 77 seasons, not 78, is a separate issue. I smell an extension totaling up to 770 million. 2 hours ago, Huckleberry said: 2100-2020 = 80 but we're 2 years past 2020 = 82 I'm not saying it's right, but that's a common path of mental math mistakes. The fact that 2023-2099 is 77 seasons, not 78, is a separate issue. I smell an extension totaling up to 770 million.
October 26, 20223 yr 12 minutes ago, Patricio Swayze said: Please baby Jesus let them shit the bed this weekend and the portal be flooded with texum bulldogs.
October 26, 20223 yr 53 minutes ago, Hook1997 said: The bar is set pretty low at Colorado right now, if Herman wins 5-6 games a year it will be a big improvement.. just starting from such a low bar. they are so bad across the board right now and it isn't like they have a ton of talent. 0 5*, 3 4* and 74 3* per 247 talent composite. haven't had back to back winning seasons in almost 20 yars (04-05), 1 top 25 in last 20 years and they have to play in the p12 every year. in what is also shocking they have finished in the bottom half of the p12 in recruiting rankings every year since they joined the conf. no clear QB (2 young guys at QB at least?) their rushing situation is kind of crazy. exact opposite of A&M - they have RBs with 46, 35, 38, 20, 29 rushing attempts. same at WR - 19, 12, 15, 12, 11 catches. it's a tough job. if he can get to 5-6 wins consistently it's a huge jump.
October 26, 20223 yr 2 hours ago, miguelito said: Remember that time we caught you naked with a bowl of jello?
October 26, 20223 yr Popular Post 1 hour ago, markstanco said: He would probably do okay there. He has done well when expectations are not high. Plus, he doesn’t get blown out in games aside maybe once or twice That I can’t recall. Plus, Kendra Scott has a home in Colorado.
October 26, 20223 yr 2 hours ago, Ghost of Stevie Ray said: How about now??? Well, he’s right. They have a way to go before they come back down from the LSD point. Edited October 26, 20223 yr by Wishbone
October 26, 20223 yr 1 hour ago, Patricio Swayze said: He could quite possibly be the biggest bitch of CFB internet world. Such a goddamn pussy. Texags is a part of aggys problems. Maybe bigger than some realize. That said, keep on keepin’ on Looch.
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