the 2023 speaker of the house voting thread of implosion

[Pescado_Rojo 19320]

So any bets on first item of business once a new speaker is seated? CR to fund government? Israel support bill? Biden Impeachment? I'm gonna go with Biden impeachment. 

[The Royal We 3059]

44 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

I was waiting with bated breath to see what the GQP Minister of Information's take on this whole thing would be. Dear Leader's choice didn't come out on top so of course the alternative is a RINO/Cuck/Libtard.

[The Dog 43716]

Jordan is going to nominate Scalise to try to mend fences.

[tx 3 putt 75959]

3 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

So any bets on first item of business once a new speaker is seated? CR to fund government? Israel support bill? Biden Impeachment? I'm gonna go with Biden impeachment. 

scalise is a trump hack. He’s going to go after the bidens and shut down this govt 

[Aqua Buddha 14464]

53 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

Only in this world is Steve Scalise a "RINO."

[Beau Vine 53846]

If they gave everyone their phones back before the vote, that's a huge mistake.  Because they have zero chance at unity as soon as some of those loons check twitter.

[tx ind 6987]

7 hours ago, Aqua Buddha said:

What the fuck is she talking about?  (BTW, would.)  We have serious issues going on in the world and we have House members playing dress up about something completely irrelevant.

 

those tites ain't irrelevant 

[henrygandorf 29169]

22 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

So any bets on first item of business once a new speaker is seated? CR to fund government? Israel support bill? Biden Impeachment? I'm gonna go with Biden impeachment. 

fauci ain't gonna yell at himself.

[cactusflinthead 27588]

 

Edited October 11, 2023 by cactusflinthead

[DigglerontheHoof 20963]

[Willfully Horn 7911]

Nvmd

Edited October 11, 2023 by Willfully Horn

[Rimbo 25705]

4 hours ago, The Dog said:

 

(Note: Democrats have no incentive to make a deal and will let the GOP burn until they get their act together.)

The deal is to get enough R's who are frustrated enough to vote for a D speaker.

[Beau Vine 53846]

7 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

 

Gaetz is voting for Scalise?  Wonder what kind of deal he swung?

[DigglerontheHoof 20963]

1 minute ago, Beau Vine said:

Gaetz is voting for Scalise?  Wonder what kind of deal he swung?

[Aqua Buddha 14464]

New York Times Pitchbot:  "Why won't the Democrats bring the House together and vote for Steve Scalise?"

[Post Oak 20174]

Can you imagine the kind of Qanon bullshit that these guys are having to promise to get elected?

[PhillyD 1257]

I don't speak MAGA.  Can someone tell me why they don't like Scalise?

[4th&Five 41444]

Because Trump backed Gym.

[pacman 7282]

Scalise hasn't been involved in enough sexual assault, as far as we know, to warrant the MAGA "family values" support.

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[jimmyjazz 45428]

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MTG, Cloud, Buck, Massie, Max Miller, Luna, Boebert, Gimenez, Roy, Good, Nehls

A veritable Murderers' Row of patriots.

[Red Five 40574]

The guy who once favorably compared himself to David Duke just isn't conservative enough. 

[Chuckie Finster 22571]

MAGAs prefer congressmen who haven't been shot.

[The Dog 43716]

 

[Js1 84995]

2 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

MAGAs prefer congressmen who haven't been shot.

And don't have cancer.

[Brisketexan 104226]

14 minutes ago, Red Five said:

The guy who once favorably compared himself to David Duke just isn't conservative enough. 

A more perfect encapsulation of the modern GQP can't be stated.

[C-Man 26930]

2 hours ago, Js1 said:

Quickly becoming one of my favorite GIFs

[Wally Fairway 5507]

On 1/6/2023 at 11:14 PM, Wally Fairway said:

Holey Shit 

What an absolute clown show

so are we going to see the top R's in clown car again this week

[The Dog 43716]

18 minutes ago, Js1 said:

And don't have cancer.

 

[Gatorubet 30023]

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

scalise is a trump hack. He’s going to go after the bidens and shut down this govt 

Dammit. If only I could go back in time and buy that guy some range time.

[Js1 84995]

5 minutes ago, Wally Fairway said:

so are we going to see the top R's in clown car again this week

[DigglerontheHoof 20963]

1 minute ago, The Dog said:

 

Well, her 75 IQ should've disqualified her from getting elected to Congress, but here we are. 

[Aqua Buddha 14464]

6 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

But Gym Jordan's Gym antics are fine, I guess.

[Hermanator 6863]

The 113 or so republicans would have a much easier time negotiating with the Democrats than with their own conspiracy crazies who just want to shut down the government. At least the Democrats want to get some shit passed.

The path to marginalizing the nuts is right there. Might as well take it and try to get something positive done to sell to the voters. Otherwise voters are just going to get affected by government shut down and, because Americans are stupid, start voting for even more loud and crazy conspiracy idiots. 

[Covri 6225]

1 hour ago, The Dog said:

 

 

[horn4life 3749]

25 minutes ago, Covri said:

 

I sort of see her shaving off a beard of hair every morning off her cloven hooves...

[TeeDubya 3358]

48 minutes ago, Covri said:

 

[jimmyjazz 45428]

24 minutes ago, horn4life said:

I sort of see her shaving off a beard of hair every morning off her cloven hooves...

[Covri 6225]

28 minutes ago, horn4life said:

I sort of see her shaving off a beard of hair every morning off her cloven hooves...

I was actually google searching cloven hooves when I found that tweet 😂

 

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[henrygandorf 29169]

they do so much gaslighting i guess i just assumed they’d be better at it by now. 

[DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt 12301]

tittays! damn.

 

[Red Five 40574]

She seems to have made a change in strategy. 

[A-Tex Devil 2442]

18 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

they do so much gaslighting i guess i just assumed they’d be better at it by now. 

Trust in the sense of trust he is going to be batshit, I guess I'll take her word for it.  

[Pancho 44183]

43 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

they do so much gaslighting i guess i just assumed they’d be better at it by now. 

 

Well she did say on CNN that she was voting for Gym and not the guy "who compared himself to a white supremacist" so there's that...

[Gil Bang 25843]

Tapper played that well. 

[atomheartbevo 89304]

4 hours ago, henrygandorf said:

fauci ain't gonna yell at himself.

4 hours ago, Post Oak said:

Can you imagine the kind of Qanon bullshit that these guys are having to promise to get elected?

Latest GQP/Qanon bullshit is that there were thousands of children who died from "Fauci's experiments" and "officials" just discovered "the mass graves of thousands of children in New York" but that it's being covered up.

The photos they've tried to spread show people wearing helmets and body armor digging up the graves, with people/soldiers standing around with AK's.  

Which makes absolute sense, given that New York is such a war zone that you have to have helmets and body armor just to dig up a grave.

[Underdog 28391]

3 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

Dammit. If only I could go back in time and buy that guy some range time.

[Aqua Buddha 14464]

Nancy Mace confuses me.  She's smack dab in the middle of my wheelhouse.  Mid 40's, brunette, big tits, seemingly smart.  However, she seems a little bat shit.  That means I would have to put her in the fuck bucket in the game of date, fuck, marry.

Proceed.

[Underdog 28391]

1 hour ago, henrygandorf said:

they do so much gaslighting i guess i just assumed they’d be better at it by now. 

 

1 hour ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

tittays! damn.

 

 

[Js1 84995]

Adjourned until tomorrow. Still no one has enough votes. Not even a vote scheduled for tomorrow 

[jimmyjazz 45428]

2 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

However, she seems a little bat shit.

A little?