One signal that screams you won’t like this person

[ajax 2541]

Influencer 

[Tylerocks 2532]

I like a bunch of things already posted but I'll add:

 

Sunglasses inside

Loud, obnoxious, "look at me" type people

People that use the term "snowflake"

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

Influencer 

Holy fuck. This times a million. Also: content creator.


Die in a fire.

[closetohumping 17258]

Fiscal conservatives.  Not that I believe in high taxes but I’ve noticed some people use that phrase to hide the fact they’re actually just racist

[MonkeyDoughnut 9944]

Their kids are little shits

[RPM 26073]

24 minutes ago, Patricio Swayze said:

Holy fuck. This times a million. Also: content creator.


Die in a fire.

Is that like Instagram model? Asking for a friend.

[Dnaguy 11538]

Listening to Joe Rogan / using his podcast as a source of information ... because anyone who does then wants to talk about it with you as if it's novel information no one has thought about or they've got some kind of 'scoop'.

 

We cannot be friends and I will make it a point to avoid you at all social gatherings as if you had COVID-AIDS mixed with leprous MRSA on your face and hands.

Edited August 5, 2023 by Dnaguy

[nnm 35473]

^^^Although I agree with you, let’s not CR this thread up please. 

[Baboontyme 2667]

3 hours ago, Atxracer said:

People that overuse the word “bro”.  The occasional use is ok I guess but I have found I have not ever liked someone that uses it frequently. 
 

Oh, and just about anyone born after 1990.  
 

And, OP wouldn’t like me much.  I have never worked on my birthday. 

Do you share a birthday with baby jebus?

[ajax 2541]

People who bring up their accomplishments out of context. 

People who bring up being vegan out of context.

People whose entire personality is their taste in music. 

People whose entire personality is their sexuality.

People who back into parking spaces.

[Longhornstampede 3171]

One-uppers. The type that no matter what the subject or the context they always seem to have a better story about it

[Blotto 23226]

3 hours ago, ajax said:

Influencer 

 

3 hours ago, Patricio Swayze said:

Holy fuck. This times a million. Also: content creator.


Die in a fire.

Add to this the "life coach" or people that attend their weekend seminars and then won't stfu about it.

[MissingInAction 24262]

1 hour ago, Longhornstampede said:

One-uppers. The type that no matter what the subject or the context they always seem to have a better story about it

This used to bother me until it was me and I realized that I'm better than everyone else. 

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

People who bring up their accomplishments out of context. 
People who bring up being vegan out of context.
People whose entire personality is their taste in music. 
People whose entire personality is their sexuality.
People who back into parking spaces.

I agree that anyone that makes one singular thing their whole life/personality.

[Kennythetiger 9271]

1 hour ago, ajax said:

People who bring up their accomplishments out of context. 

People who bring up being vegan out of context.

People whose entire personality is their taste in music. 

People whose entire personality is their sexuality.

People who back into parking spaces.

This is one thing that Surly actually taught me. If there are kids around, I back into parking spots now. 
And sorry about my sexuality. You mom doesn’t seem to mind. 

[Hornbeliever 704]

1 hour ago, ajax said:

People who bring up their accomplishments out of context. 

People who bring up being vegan out of context.

People whose entire personality is their taste in music. 

People whose entire personality is their sexuality.

People who back into parking spaces.

I used to make fun of people who backed into spots and then I got a truck.    Better choice, f the haters.

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

Yeah, backing in is definitely safer. In the industry I am in it is either highly encouraged or downright required (some refineries and facilities require it).

[locodos 5147]

Fake people..  You can tell them apart right away.  They're just trying so hard to project a certain image...  and 9/10 it's a shitty image.

If you're so broken you can't be yourself, I don't want to know you.

[locodos 5147]

1 hour ago, ajax said:

People who back into parking spaces.

Need to get a ruling on this...  My son is a valet at a hotel down on the beach.  

Edited August 5, 2023 by locodos

[Kennythetiger 9271]

People who remind me of…me. 

[conVINCEd 21468]

Team fuck the backer uppers.  Particularly the ones who suck at it.  I’m looking at you Mr. F350 bro who causes a traffic jam in the parking lot because it takes you three attempts to maneuver your truck into the spot, when you could have gone a little further down the aisle and pulled through to a spot on the next aisle.

[Kennythetiger 9271]

1 minute ago, conVINCEd said:

Team fuck the backer uppers.  Particularly the ones who suck at it.  I’m looking at you Mr. F350 bro who causes a traffic jam in the parking lot because it takes you three attempts to maneuver your truck into the spot, when you could have gone a little further down the aisle and pulled through to a spot on the next aisle.

I have a 2500 with a crew cab and an 8’ bed. I will never buy another one again. 

[Planet Houston 4918]

Boomers or, even worse, younger generations that “identify better” as Boomers. 

Man, I just had a realization. All those people freak out about non-binary people “identifying.” Go fuck your own faces, hypocrites. 

Edited August 5, 2023 by Planet Houston

[Surly Bevo 24247]

Guys past the age of 35 who are shiny.

Shiny shirts, shiny hair, shiny skin.

Personaliity is always shit.  

Edited August 5, 2023 by Surly Bevo

[Laxtonto 11764]

People that don’t put their carts away in a store parking lot.

It is something that takes little effort, helps
the stores staff out and makes parking more efficient for everyone else.
 

If you can’t do something that is a simple common courtesy, why other corners are you cutting?

[Covri 6138]

1 hour ago, Patricio Swayze said:

Yeah, backing in is definitely safer. In the industry I am in it is either highly encouraged or downright required (some refineries and facilities require it).

My work requires it so I do it outside the company lot more often than not too.

[ajax 2541]

1 hour ago, Kennythetiger said:

This is one thing that Surly actually taught me. If there are kids around, I back into parking spots now. 
And sorry about my sexuality. You mom doesn’t seem to mind. 

I don't actual mind the backing into parking spaces. It was more of a joke.

And it's okay that you're into necrophilia. But, can we talk about something else every once in a while?

 

[Kennythetiger 9271]

19 minutes ago, ajax said:

I don't actual mind the backing into parking spaces. It was more of a joke.

And it's okay that you're into necrophilia. But, can we talk about something else every once in a while?

 

I thought this was a safe space. 

[msucolt45 3977]

People who bring up their accomplishments out of context. 
People who bring up being vegan out of context.
People whose entire personality is their taste in music. 
People whose entire personality is their sexuality.
People who back into parking spaces.

I get to work early (6:30), so I do back my truck into the parking garage. There is usually 2-3 spaces on both the L/R when I do so. Helps leaving at 4:30, while the parking garage is full.

Hook’em!!!

[freyguy 4237]

[closetohumping 17258]

2 hours ago, locodos said:

Need to get a ruling on this...  My son is a valet at a hotel down on the beach.  

I back in when possible 

[Armybrat 40464]

3 hours ago, Patricio Swayze said:

Yeah, backing in is definitely safer. In the industry I am in it is either highly encouraged or downright required (some refineries and facilities require it).

I drive a little Civic and back in to a spot if there aren’t any other cars trying to get by.

[Grade of D as in David 13253]

8 hours ago, Js1 said:

People who do nothing to talk about work, the good or bad, in every conversation. Like it’s 40+ hours of my week, I don’t want to talk about it or think about it during my time 

But if you're there, and I'm there, isn't it our time?

What's wrong with talking about it during our time?

3 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

This used to bother me until it was me and I realized that I'm better than everyone else. 

Yeah, well I realized it before you.

[Dnaguy 11538]

6 hours ago, nnm said:

^^^Although I agree with you, let’s not CR this thread up please. 

Can't we of all stripes come together and agree that Joe Rogan is a complete tool?

His ineptitude spans the political spectrum.

Edited August 5, 2023 by Dnaguy

[Storm the Field 5239]

12 hours ago, txhorns said:

Anyone who talks about politics when you first meet them.

People who only talk about politics, and/or automatically assume you share theirs.

 

[Guest]

8 hours ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Their kids are little shits

This.

"oh we don't tell them 'No!'

 

You don't fucking say...    Well let's see what happens if they spent a 3 day weekend at Auntie and Uncle Slorchy's house.  #lastnerveandshit

 

Full disclosure: I'm not down for raising someone else's kid.  I do want to throttle their fucking parents from time to time.

Edited August 6, 2023 by slorch

[Deej 76080]

[Bullneck 18617]

5 hours ago, Longhornstampede said:

One-uppers. The type that no matter what the subject or the context they always seem to have a better story about it

 

[NorthLoop 13906]

There's a particular Texas accent that just screams douchebag and I immediately know that person is a piece of shit. It's hard to describe. If you've ever heard that Michael Kielbasa guy talk on SA radio commercials, then you've heard it.

[ftf82 481]

People who 

- call me back without listening to my voice message 

- call me back when i text or email instead of responding by text or email by text or email

- call me

 

also people who go to the grocery stores in groups of more than 1

 

[Parliament 13979]

Who the heck leaves a VM nowadays!?

[ftf82 481]

When all I have is your office number. But fair point. 

[Prepuce of Doom 20856]

Beard-as-personality guys. 

[HornOnTheBayou 8816]

"This should be in the CR" guy.

Post 1: We should treat all people with respect, no matter their ethnicity or race.
Post 2: Whoa there, take it to the Cloak Room.

[locodos 5147]

15 hours ago, Laxtonto said:

People that don’t put their carts away in a store parking lot.

It is something that takes little effort, helps
the stores staff out and makes parking more efficient for everyone else.
 

If you can’t do something that is a simple common courtesy, why other corners are you cutting?

Tha' fuck you talkin' about?

They already made me the cashier and bag boy, now I'm supposed to be the cart wrangler too? 

PS I usually just carry my self bagged groceries from the front of the store to my car anyways, because I'm not a lazy POS and I don't have to fill the Canyonero up with groceries for a month.

[nnm 35473]

 

[TheAuditor 1022]

See Circle 8   

[WhatTheBuck 28574]

Google Glass came and went without my meeting anyone wearing that shit. But if I had ever met anyone wearing that shit, I knew I wasn’t going to like them. 

[WhatTheBuck 28574]

22 hours ago, nnm said:

^^^Although I agree with you, let’s not CR this thread up please. 

It’s a sad state of affairs when anything he said can be seen as political in nature. It shouldn’t be that way. Water is wet, germs cause disease, Joe Rogan is a moron…that’s just science. 

[Guest]

People who (publicly) pray before meals.

Bitch, get caught up on Matthew 6:5-6.   The Lord knows my heart is grateful.

Let's eat!!!

Edited August 6, 2023 by slorch