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21 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

OL played fucking amazing. What a difference from last week 

And almost no penalties.  One hold on Banks but that was down the field a bit.  No dumb jumping offsides, illegal man downfield, etc.  damn good discipline.  after watching the aggy game it was like night and day.

I'm not sold on how good Bama will be this year but the improvement between how we played against Rice in Week 1 and then Bama 7 days later is phenomenal.   
Improve on it some more against Wyoming next week.  

I think they have a high floor, record wise because the SEC west isn’t exactly filled with world beaters this year.

They’re obviously nothing special compared to previous Bama teams but they’re still pretty far to the right of the bell curve in college football. Texas was able to exploit some weaknesses that a lot of teams aren’t necessarily equipped to exploit.

It’s a very good road win which is hugely meaningful for this program
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1 minute ago, Buzzrock said:

Watched with a bunch of Bama fans. At their house. Wooooooooo.

It was fun to listen to them rationalize.


Always W12

Seems like a good night to open it 

Gents. The Texas O line gave zero fucking sacks to the vaunted Bama defense 

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Have been saving my last pour of Blantons for a long damn time.  Time to pour.  Congrats all!

Just now, gmr548 said:


I think they have a high floor, record wise because the SEC west isn’t exactly filled with world beaters this year.

They’re obviously nothing special compared to previous Bama teams but they’re still pretty far to the right of the bell curve in college football. Texas was able to exploit some weaknesses that a lot of teams aren’t necessarily equipped to exploit.

It’s a very good road win which is hugely meaningful for this program

The SEC West is junk, it has always been junk that was held up by Bama and for one season by LSU.

I think Milroe will improve greatly and Bama will be a 9-10 win team.

That run defense is filthy.

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Spoiler alert: this isn't going in the getting laid 2023 thread.

 

Turns out when your wife asks how you want to celebrate the Texas win, you're not supposed to say "browse Surly while watching the Pokes and Sun Devils in Pac 12 after dark while drinking aggy tears".

Watched with a bunch of Bama fans. At their house. Wooooooooo.

It was fun to listen to them rationalize.

Always W12

If BrYcE yOuNg WaSnT #1 oVeRaLl We WoUlDvE SmOkEd YaLl

Saban's first home loss by double in his career.  Or something.  I'm drunk

So are we 10-2-1 vs Bama now? Or did I miss one? Too pumped to go research.
8-2-1

This was Nick Saban's FIRST double digit home loss as a head coach. Put that in your pipe and take a looong draw.

Spoiler alert: this isn't going in the getting laid 2023 thread.
 
Turns out when your wife asks how you want to celebrate the Texas win, you're not supposed to say "browse Surly while watching the Pokes and Sun Devils in Pac 12 after dark while drinking aggy tears".

Hang with the boys. That’s what I’m doing. Plus my wife just got her . So I’m out
3 minutes ago, shakahorn said:

And almost no penalties.  One hold on Banks but that was down the field a bit.  No dumb jumping offsides, illegal man downfield, etc.  damn good discipline.  after watching the aggy game it was like night and day.

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Raining here in Helotes! I feel like this!Eub8.gif.37d9349bac1da2396c72eaaf0dee7788.gif

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I checked in on this thread around the beginning of the fourth quarter (page 50) and there were so many chicken little bitches crying. I’m glad our players aren’t as weak. Great job Quinn, helluva coaching job Sark and PK. Onward and upward.

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So when do we make the “we control the tide” cups and T-shirts ?

3 minutes ago, Ghost of Shag said:

Zero fucking sacks.

Let your nuts hang, boys.

Or picks! This is what QE needed For confidence in himself and his OL and I think it will pay dividends over the year

Saban's first home loss by double in his career.  Or something.  I'm drunk

Drunk or not you are correct.

 Got enough Balcones in my veins to kill an elephant but I think we just dominated Bama. Hook those mother fuckers

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Baylor loses.

Aggy loses.

Tech loses.

UH loses.

We beat Bama.

 

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Johntay Cook right here:

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South Austin Beer Garden was lit up.  Now I guess I have to go watch every away game there for #nojinx.

1 minute ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

Plus my wife just got her . So I’m out

What'd she get?  Her vibrator?  Her strap-on? Her poolboy?

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11 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

U of H lost, too.

Fuck 'em all...

HOOT

HOOT

RICE OWLS!

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Not sorry at all if already posted
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How many teams have gone into victory formation in Bryant Denny the past 15 years?
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Fuck you to every single one of you pussy-ass, no confidence, sky-is-falling motherfuckers!

Stand up and eat your plate of shit.

Please go back and see my 31-21 prediction from Monday. 

Hook'em, Motherfuckers!!!! 🤘

XM Radio - Full Ride is going to be epic listening. Fuck that putz.

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Eight minutes left and we’re up by three. I can’t tell you how many years past we will lose this game……so fucking badass to see these guys not cave. 

8 minutes ago, achooloco said:

Yes, for sure, the flop out. My bad. I'm drunk on tequila and happiness, but you right for sure. Go horns!

At the inception of Surlyhorns, when that bitchass ice cream guy forced a migration from the old site; I preserved the entirety of "the cell phone flop out" for posterity, and because I painstakingly animated every scene in MS paint. The images I made were irrevocable. But the story lives on here, with those who deserve to hear it.

30 minutes ago, Quagmire said:

Let’s all fuck tonight !!! ….. but each other though

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2 minutes ago, Daichee Bell said:

Eight minutes left and we’re up by three. I can’t tell you how many years past we will lose this game……so fucking badass to see these guys not cave. 

That was a big boy finish

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3 minutes ago, JBJ said:

Johntay Cook right here:

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That's understanding the team game. He knew that he had drawn the safety on that side and when he saw Ewers let it fly he knew the play has worked as designed. 

5 minutes ago, TexasGolf said:

So when do we make the “we control the tide” cups and T-shirts ?

The moon controls menstrual cycles.

15 minutes ago, HOOK'EMHOOAH said:

I hope people got paid betting against the line. It may be dehydration, but I am shook at what just happened.

I know of atleast two folks on the board that posted their slip and are in the money tonight

I was wrong about the outcome of this game.... I admit my mistake.... Ewers and Sark owned the night.... but Worthy still sucks

Raining here in Helotes! I feel like this!Eub8.gif.37d9349bac1da2396c72eaaf0dee7788.gif

Just inside 1604 on bandera and the force field is holding dammit

So, so pleased.

We’re about to terrorize a shitty conference on our way out.

Remember who the big dog is people.

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Been watching our game and lots of P12 action, so missed the end, but congrats, Horns.  A win at Bryant-Denny is as big as it gets.  Well done.

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