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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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the gender surgery in prison commercial is stacked up in these mlb playoffs.

let's put it this way - if these commercials are working on you, i was never anticipating getting your vote.

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Obama going full Dracarys on Trump needs to happen 

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Oh shit...Barry O spitting fire

 

 

Oh shit he’s gonna post some angry ass truths tonight lol

Man that dude can spit fire. Can he run for POTUS, please? 

"When did that become ok?" might stick. 

"If you had a family member like that, you would tell them they have a problem. And you wouldn't put them in charge of anything."

55 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Harris pre-taped town hall with Univision airs at 9 tonight 

Oh boy another show with the image contrast set way high while everybody jabbers in nasal Spanglish.

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Obama is the most gifted speaker of our generation.  Not sure who is even second but the gap is between 1 and 2 isn't close

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3 minutes ago, Bevo in VA said:

Obama is the most gifted speaker of our generation.  Not sure who is even second but the gap is between 1 and 2 isn't close

His wife?

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For those who argue that doing away with the electoral college would mean ceding the election to the most populous states - how is that any different to ceding it to a minority in a few swing states?

Right now, my vote in Texas means exponentially less than a vote in Pennsylvania when it comes to deciding the president.

Sure, the campaign will focus their attention on the big states without the EC, but 1 vote will equal 1 vote no matter where you live.
5 minutes ago, Bevo in VA said:

Obama is the most gifted speaker of our generation.  Not sure who is even second but the gap is between 1 and 2 isn't close

Watching him at the convention was like when elite NBA shooters watch Steph Curry.  They've been doing it their whole lives and are elite but they're still not as good as he is.

24 minutes ago, Bevo in VA said:

Obama is the most gifted speaker of our generation.  Not sure who is even second but the gap is between 1 and 2 isn't close

 

3 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

Send this to your maga friends/fam and tell them to explain his brilliance. 

 

"His brain just flits around." is a rather generous interpretation of what's going on with his brain. 

3 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

Send this to your maga friends/fam and tell them to explain his brilliance. 

 

Spoiler alert: he claims that the secret to raising successful kids is to make sure they don’t do drugs, drink alcohol or smoke.  DO NOT let Don Jr’s dealer see this clip, please!

10 minutes ago, Disco Strangler said:

Spoiler alert: he claims that the secret to raising successful kids is to make sure they don’t do drugs, drink alcohol or smoke.  DO NOT let Don Jr’s dealer see this clip, please!

Yeah, Jr’s drug dealer can’t hear you right now.  

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59 minutes ago, Bevo in VA said:

Obama is the most gifted speaker of our generation.  Not sure who is even second but the gap is between 1 and 2 isn't close

Probably Sark.

 

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28 minutes ago, Disco Strangler said:

Spoiler alert: he claims that the secret to raising successful kids is to make sure they don’t do drugs, drink alcohol or smoke.  DO NOT let Don Jr’s dealer see this clip, please!

I wouldn't be where I am today without drugs, booze, and smokes!!!

Wait...gotdammit.

won’t make national news at all

It's borderline treason
1 hour ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

You’ll have to ask nicely to 2/3 of the states. 

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5 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:


It's borderline treason

 

3 hours ago, Pancho said:

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Sorry. I read from the bottom up. 

1 hour ago, Bevo in VA said:

Obama is the most gifted speaker of our generation.  Not sure who is even second but the gap is between 1 and 2 isn't close

for my money, Ric Flair is second.  i'm only half joking.

 

2 hours ago, Bevo in VA said:

Obama is the most gifted speaker of our generation.  Not sure who is even second but the gap is between 1 and 2 isn't close

Real talk Kamala has to be up there. Her speeches since Biden dropped out have been fucking bangers. Her speaking skills are incredible.

The pages for this topic move at light speed.  If you didn’t see Obama bend Turnip into a Dollar General sex toy, go back and check out page 819.  
 

Haven’t seen an ass fucking like  it since Texas Taliban took away my Pornhub.  

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Off topic, but I wanted to make sure you erudite motherfuckers saw this wonderful opportunity to spend six hours in a car Saturday with me and Brisket.  He'll be on the ledge.  I'll be pumping sunshine.  It'll be great.

I'll buy you both a beer at the Texas Exes tent when you get in. I'll be in the burnt orange Poncho shirt....just yell out "hey Fletch beer me"

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obama shutting down his own crowd to emphasize the importance of what he’s saying is something to see. that’s authority. he and trump are legitimately on polar opposite ends of the public speaking spectrum.

 

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46 minutes ago, Derka said:

obama shutting down his own crowd to emphasize the importance of what he’s saying is something to see. that’s authority. he and trump are legitimately on polar opposite ends of the public speaking spectrum.

 

God damn. He’s channeling what so many of us have been feeling since 2016. “Just what the hell is going on?!?”

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FUCK TRUMP

1 hour ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

I can't wait until he promises everybody a pony!
 

 

 

Could you imagine the level of inflation in the construction industry if we tried to double our electrical capacity in 12 months? They'd be knocking down skyscrapers for the steel and copper.  Pipe fitters would be making more than heart surgeons.  He is just so profoundly stupid. 

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That last video of Obama...he articulates the befuddlement and frustration perfectly in words and tone. 

Why are we accepting the unacceptable? I'm sort of wordless right now. 

Thanks, Obama.

46 minutes ago, Tuco said:

Could you imagine the level of inflation in the construction industry if we tried to double our electrical capacity in 12 months? They'd be knocking down skyscrapers for the steel and copper.  Pipe fitters would be making more than heart surgeons.  He is just so profoundly stupid. 

I mean we all know idiot moron is a lying sack of shit, but the only thing that allows electricity costs to be halved is continued investment in solar + storage. That or YOLO backyard nuclear and 10 Fukushimas a month.

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7 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

More of this.

 

And the Right has no one comparable to counter with.  He could read the phone book and get you excited about it. 

Wait, were we supposed to stop using coffee filters for that? Nobody told me.

8 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

I can't wait until he promises everybody a pony!
 

 

 

Wish the energy CEOs, who back Trump,  would address the question on the exact nature they plan to cut their revenue in half under Trump. Their shareholders would love to learn more about that.

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Powerful stuff from Obama. I don’t understand the dynamic of rallies well enough, how will his words get to the people who need to hear them? Everyone in that room is already voting for Harris. 

1 hour ago, miguelito said:

Wait, were we supposed to stop using coffee filters for that? Nobody told me.

When there were no coffee filters to wipe our ass, we used sand.

You used sand???

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