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20 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

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Just one thing has changed: he realized that enthusiastically joining "Team hate all minorities" would be the key to him becoming the de facto president of the United States.  He was right.

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6 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Just one thing has changed: he realized that enthusiastically joining "Team hate all minorities" would be the key to him becoming the de facto president of the United States.  He was right.

well, that and the botched dick job. 

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1 hour ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

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I'm willing to go along with the idea that his brain broke somehow.  That might go a long way to explain his knack for being in the right place at the right time while also being an ignorant repulsive piece of shit (ie he was less of one 6 plus years ago).

Also, that photo of him is the most humanoid I think I have ever seen him.

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9 hours ago, bolverk said:

Tamoor Hussain on X: "Shout out to everyone in the replies saying this is  fine. Great job. https://t.co/wGm2nlhu7M" / X

South Florida man drives SUV into Tesla protesters, cops say
Deputies say he later told dealership workers he ‘stands with’ the company
PALM BEACH COUNTY, Fla. – A 44-year-old West Palm Beach man is facing a felony charge after sheriff’s deputies said he tried to purposely drive his SUV into a group protesting at a Tesla dealership over the weekend.

The planned protest was one of a slew across the U.S. at businesses associated with Tesla, the company led by Musk, in response to the billionaire’s work with the Trump administration in cutting federal funding and the workforce.

Attacks on property carrying the logo of Elon Musk’s electric car company are cropping up across the U.S. and overseas. Several more violent incidents include Cybertrucks being set on fire in Seattle and shots fired at a Tesla dealership in Oregon.

According to an arrest report from the Palm Beach Sheriff’s Office, the attempted attack happened Saturday afternoon outside of the Tesla dealership at 5544 Okeechobee Blvd., outside of the West Palm Beach city limits.

A PBSO deputy wrote that multiple witnesses and cellphone footage showed Andrew Dutil driving his Nissan SUV onto the curb and “almost striking multiple people.”

Deputies said protesters had to “jump out of the way” to avoid being run over. No one was hurt.

The report states that Dutil got out of the vehicle and then walked into the dealership. An employee told deputies that Dutil told workers there that he “stands with Tesla” and then “walked out.”

A statement Dutil made to deputies was redacted from the arrest report.

Deputies arrested Dutil on a charge of aggravated assault with a weapon.

Online records show he remained in the PBSO Main Detention Center as of Monday and was being held without bond.

Palm Beach County court records show the next hearing on the case is scheduled for April 21.

 

Before clicking the spoiler, take a moment and conjure a photo in your mind of what this guy's mugshot looks like.

Okay, got it? Here you go.

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I guess they make you take your Oakleys off for your mugshot 

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12 hours ago, bolverk said:

Before clicking the spoiler, take a moment and conjure a photo in your mind of what this guy's mugshot looks like.

Okay, got it? Here you go.

I was spot fucking on

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Haha...

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Buying a Tesla has been a years-long goal for John Serrao. He was able to make it happen in December.

“They’ve come way down in price. I was like, I just got to do it someday,” Serrao said. “So my wife encouraged me, and they had a great deal.”

Up until last month, he said it’s been smooth sailing.

https://www.kxan.com/news/weird-reactions-austin-tesla-owner-talks-about-hate-hes-received-after-buying-car/

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BYD is dragging their nuts all over Leon's face: https://www.cnn.com/2025/03/25/business/byd-tesla-china-elon-musk-nightcap/index.html

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'Tesla’s No.1 rival is practically taunting Elon Musk now'

New YorkCNN — There are three letters keeping Tesla bulls up at night: BYD.

That’s the carmaker eating everyone’s lunch in China, the world’s biggest auto market, and rapidly gaining market share around the globe (except in the United States, of course, because of longstanding trade restrictions on Chinese imports).

On Monday, BYD reported $107 billion in revenue for 2024 — crossing the $100 billion level for the first time and besting Tesla’s annual revenue by about $10 billion. That milestone came a week after BYD unveiled a charging system that it says will give its latest EV model 250 miles of range after plugging in for just five minutes.

Related articleThe Trump administration can’t stop shilling for Tesla

BYD’s Hong Kong-listed shares are already up more than 50% this year.

The Chinese company’s week of blowout news should amount to a rather satisfying dunk on Tesla CEO Elon Musk, who once scoffed at the idea of BYD as a competitor and who is currently a rather unpopular member of the Trump administration. (Trust us, we did polling!)

BYD’s moment in the sun comes just as Tesla is sliding into a crisis.

Tesla investors have been offloading their stock for nine straight weeks, largely because of good old-fashioned business reasons, including:

Global sales fell last year for the first time ever, and this year isn’t looking much better.

Competitors are eating into its market share, especially in China.

Tesla’s core products haven’t had significant updates in years, and a long-promised low-cost model hasn’t yet materialized.

While Tesla has been an EV pioneer, it is lagging behind Google’s Waymo in the race toward autonomous driving.

But those are hardly the only reasons.

Musk’s extracurricular gig as President Donald Trump’s hatchet man has turned the Tesla brand — once a favorite among upwardly mobile lefties — into a symbol of America’s right wing. Used Tesla prices are tanking even as interest in used EVs rises.

The White House has responded with a series of stunts — a live presidential endorsement on the South Lawn, the commerce secretary shilling for Tesla stock on Fox News, the FBI threatening vandals with terrorism charges — that all smack of desperation. (They are also so out of step with legal convention, ethics experts are struggling to wrap their heads around them.)

Tesla shares began rebounding Friday after Musk called an all-hands meeting Thursday night in which he urged staff to hold onto their stock. Retail investors have piled in, helping shares gain 5% on Friday and 12% on Monday.

But the stock remains more than 40% off its December record high, and several analysts have reined in their expectations for the year.

BYD isn’t the only Chinese competitor sapping Tesla’s market share. In Europe, Tesla sales fell 44% in February while Chinese brands broadly went up 82%, according to a report from JATO, which analyzes auto market data.

Part of that decline had to do with a gap in Tesla’s overhaul of its bestselling Model Y, JATO analyst Felipe Munoz said. But Musk’s support for a far-right German party accused of sympathizing with Nazis likely didn’t help — sales in Germany, Europe’s biggest car market, sank 75% last month.

The Cybertruck isn't selling as well as Tesla had hoped, and resale values are plummeting. 

Perhaps the biggest threat BYD poses to Tesla: It’s managed to make a variety of sleek, tech-enabled cars — both EVs and plug-in hybrids — at a fraction of the cost. The entry-level BYD EV now starts at under $10,000 in China. Tesla’s Model 3, its cheapest model, costs three times more at $32,000.

On Monday, BYD launched a new electric sedan with roughly the same specs as a Tesla Model 3 for half the price, Elektrek reported. Then new Qin L EV comes with BYD’s smart driving tech and gets over 330 miles of driving range, starting at $16,500.

Tesla is reportedly working on a smaller, cheaper version of its Model Y in an effort to regain some of the ground it has lost in China. But mass production isn’t expected to begin until 2026, according to unnamed sources cited by Reuters.

Bottom line: Musk badly underestimated BYD, which stands for “Build Your Dreams,” back in 2011, when he dismissed a Bloomberg interviewer’s question about the Chinese carmaker posing a threat to Tesla. “Have you seen their car?” he asked rhetorically.

But more than a decade later, BYD has surpassed Tesla in annual revenue and upended the global market for EVs. Tesla remains the best-selling EV maker in the US, thanks to the nation’s tariffs aimed at protecting US manufacturing. Absent those trade barriers, BYD could fast become Musk’s nightmare.

 

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39 minutes ago, C-Man said:

If I were BYD or other EVs car makers, I would start a marketing campaign about how our vehicles are not hated and experience much lower incidences of vandalism. I don't expect the US car makers though would want to antagonize Elon or Trump at the moment.

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 EV model 250 miles of range after plugging in for just five minutes.

Don’t wanna take away from the nut-dragging, but this might be a falsification.  Someone do the math for me; lotsa watts in 5 min there.

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3 minutes ago, Parliament said:

Don’t wanna take away from the nut-dragging, but this might be a falsification.  Someone do the math for me; lotsa watts in 5 min there.

Sure.  Easy-peasy.

First, you need a clock tower.....

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https://www.reuters.com/world/us/doge-staffer-big-balls-provided-tech-support-cybercrime-ring-records-show-2025-03-26/
 

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The best-known member of Elon Musk's U.S. DOGE Service team of technologists once provided support to a cybercrime gang that bragged about trafficking in stolen data and cyberstalking an FBI agent, according to digital records reviewed by Reuters.

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Beginning around 2022, while still in high school, Coristine ran a company called DiamondCDN, opens new tab that provided network services, according to corporate and digital records reviewed by Reuters and interviews with half a dozen former associates. Among its users was a website run by a ring of cybercriminals operating under the name "EGodly," according to digital records preserved by the internet intelligence firm DomainTools and the online cybersecurity tool Any.Run.

The details of Coristine's connection to EGodly have not been previously reported.
On Feb. 15, 2023, EGodly thanked Coristine's company for its assistance in a post on the Telegram messaging app.
"We extend our gratitude to our valued partners DiamondCDN for generously providing us with their amazing DDoS protection and caching systems, which allow us to securely host and safeguard our website," the message said.

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In 2023, EGodly boasted on its Telegram channel of hijacking phone numbers, breaking into unspecified law enforcement email accounts in Latin America and Eastern Europe, and cryptocurrency theft. Early that year, the group distributed the personal details of an FBI agent who they said was investigating them, circulating his phone number, photographs of his house, and other private details on Telegram.

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Another individual who has been subject to abuse from EGodly and a cybercrime researcher who has followed the group said it was composed of hardened fraudsters, citing the group's makeup and the credibility of its claims. Both asked not to be identified, citing fears of retaliation.
Even if the connection between Coristine and EGodly were fleeting, Nitin Natarajan, who served as the deputy director of CISA under former President Joe Biden, told Reuters it was worrying that someone who provided services to EGodly only two years ago was part of a group that has gained wide access to government networks.
"This stuff was not in the distant past," he said. "The recency of the activity and the types of groups he was associated would definitely be concerning."

 

 

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Posted, not posted - here, have this. We truly are in the dumbest timeline.

 

 

BTW - totally satire, but as dumb as our timeline is - you almost can't know.

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4 minutes ago, Captain Ron said:

Posted, not posted - here, have this. We truly are in the dumbest timeline.

 

 

You know, of the many, many things that are characteristics of the hellscape in which we currently are stuck.....the prevalence of insanely awful women singing insanely awful songs does not get enough discussion.  Lara Trump's Tom Petty Covers, the J6 Choir, some Patriot Babes group or whatnot.....these are musical performances that could 100% be used as instruments of torture by Beelzebub himself.  And we get a relentless stream of them.

Truly, the giant planet-killing meteor cannot get here soon enough.

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On 3/24/2025 at 6:09 PM, TwiceHorn said:

I'm willing to go along with the idea that his brain broke somehow.  That might go a long way to explain his knack for being in the right place at the right time while also being an ignorant repulsive piece of shit (ie he was less of one 6 plus years ago).

Also, that photo of him is the most humanoid I think I have ever seen him.

 

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Nothing to see here other than billionaire co-POTUS pumping millions into a state Supreme Court campaign to influence the outcome of legislation that affects his own company.

I seem to recall a venerable old conservative president who praised our federalist system as empowering individual states to devise their own paths forward and calling them "laboratories of democracy." You know, the whole "local rule" principle. It used to be important to conservatives.

Today's so-called "conservatives" bend over backward to accommodate a corrupt regime's intent to further entrench an oligarch who holds the levers of power over the whole fucking system.

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https://www.nytimes.com/2025/03/26/us/politics/elon-musk-tesla-wisconsin.html

Elon Musk is far and away the biggest spender in this year’s race for the Wisconsin Supreme Court, throwing his fortune behind a conservative candidate aiming to topple the court’s 4-to-3 liberal majority.

The deluge of cash — $20 million and counting from Mr. Musk and groups tied to him — comes as his electric car company, Tesla, is suing Wisconsin over its law prohibiting vehicle manufacturers from selling cars directly to consumers. The law requires a franchisee to act as a middleman.

Tesla filed the lawsuit in January, days before Mr. Musk began spending on the race. He has not publicly mentioned the litigation, but for weeks it has served as a backdrop of the April 1 election. The case is now before a court in Milwaukee County, but it could proceed to the Wisconsin Supreme Court in the coming months.

The conservative candidate, Brad Schimel, a Waukesha County judge who has declined to discuss the Tesla case, appeared with Mr. Musk on a social media livestream on Saturday and drew President Trump’s endorsement late last week. He faces Susan Crawford, a liberal Dane County judge backed by Wisconsin Democrats.

Since Mr. Musk began spending to help Judge Schimel, Judge Crawford and Wisconsin Democrats have built their public messaging around the idea that she is in a battle with the billionaire leading Mr. Trump’s destruction of the federal government.

“It is no coincidence that Elon Musk started spending that money within days of Tesla filing a lawsuit in Wisconsin,” Judge Crawford said during a televised debate this month.

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On 3/25/2025 at 6:12 PM, immamac said:

Getting fucking cooked. Haha. 

If you want a good TLDR on this drama watch part of this Philip Defranco vid, starts at 12:40. Right wing gamers are up in arms over the new Assassin's Creed game because it has dual protagonists that are a woman and a black guy and Elon is slurping it up and getting cooked left and right.

 

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Yeah weird. Elon was named as someone "looking into" the signal opsec fuckup by Mike Waltz. That makes about as much sense as selling gold from Ft Knox to buy more Bitcoin, so sure why not.

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5 hours ago, Brian Fantana said:

If you want a good TLDR on this drama watch part of this Philip Defranco vid, starts at 12:40. Right wing gamers are up in arms over the new Assassin's Creed game because it has dual protagonists that are a woman and a black guy and Elon is slurping it up and getting cooked left and right.

 

None of us had a problem playing as Lara Croft. 

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4 hours ago, Hank_Hill said:

Incels don’t like triangle tiddys

They actually loved those and one of their earliest complaints was that the newer Lara Croft games made her tits smaller.

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Once again, he doesn't get comedy...like at all...if he thinks Stone and Parker wouldn't skewer that entire situation and Elon.

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One of the least funny people on the planet that just needs people to think he's hilarious.

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