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Posted (edited)
6 hours ago, Covri said:

@StassneyHorn was trying to fight anyone who would show up to their local H‑E‑B just the other days. It’s the dog (fight) days of summer!

Taking a man’s HEB as he watches  through the blood and the tears is the only true way to cuck a man these days.

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Posted
4 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

Judges dealing with all of the Trump administration's overreach for the next several years. 

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Posted
23 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Slut bondi doesn’t have the authority to do this 

 

 

Hey now, don't denigrate sluts by linking them with Pam Bondi. 

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19 minutes ago, Captainant said:

WWE hall of famer taking a blade job to get put over? Yeah that would certainly add up

Donald would never blade himself and I doubt he'd let anyone gig him with a razor, either. 

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Posted
1 hour ago, Chopper said:

OMG LOL I don't think the "he can't even do the big stairs on air force 1 anymore" tweet was posted here yet

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GCN is trying to give DJT a coronary, stroke, something...keep going! 🙏

 

 

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Posted
8 hours ago, Chopper said:

OMG LOL I don't think the "he can't even do the big stairs on air force 1 anymore" tweet was posted here yet

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That is amazing.  I guarantee the Fox News assholes are laughing about this in their meetings before they try figure out how to criticize it in the most delightfully hypocritical and least self-aware ways possible.

 

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Posted
8 hours ago, safe sex said:

Donald would never blade himself and I doubt he'd let anyone gig him with a razor, either. 

Hence, no scar.  And they stood him right back up into the same line of fire for a photo op?  And the eagle-eyed sniper spotted the bad guy within a second or two after the shots, but not before?  I generally think conspiracy theories are ridiculous, but that entire thing stunk at the time and it hasn't aged well since.

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Posted
26 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

 

That is amazing.  I guarantee the Fox News assholes are laughing about this in their meetings before they try figure out how to criticize it in the most delightfully hypocritical and least self-aware ways possible.

 

What's alternately hilarious and horrifying, or maybe simultaneously, is that someone who is deliberately trying to be stupid and funny still can't quite match the stupidity of the real thing.

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Posted
9 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

This dude have a GoFundMe yet? I only ask because you know if this guy was a right winger who said the N word to a toddler the deplorables would have donated $3 million to him in 24 hours

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Posted
9 hours ago, Chopper said:

OMG LOL I don't think the "he can't even do the big stairs on air force 1 anymore" tweet was posted here yet

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Is this real? Hilarious if it’s really him. 

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10 minutes ago, Clintonaldo said:

Is this real? Hilarious if it’s really him. 

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oh yes, it's real. He must have an experienced comedian writing for him.

edit - he also re-posted that one

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Posted
6 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

That is brilliant in so many ways.

Under the cover of parody, Newsome can jab Trump like the Diaper-in-Chief does to everyone. 

It's Cankles McTaco Tits to you mister.  

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Posted
10 hours ago, Pancho said:

Slut bondi doesn’t have the authority to do this 

 

 

Tonight on all the news panel shows: How Bad is the Crime in D.C.?

Some producer intern in the meetings thinks to herself yet again:

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That's not the story, idiots. 

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1 hour ago, TexArcher said:

Hence, no scar.  And they stood him right back up into the same line of fire for a photo op?  And the eagle-eyed sniper spotted the bad guy within a second or two after the shots, but not before?  I generally think conspiracy theories are ridiculous, but that entire thing stunk at the time and it hasn't aged well since.

It’s ridiculous to think there was a conspiracy on the Trump team’s part to allow someone to fire live ammo at him. Cut it out. That didn’t happen. 

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17 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

I grew up on fideo seco:

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Brown the noodles along with some diced onion to sautee.  Add 2 cups knorr chicken broth, cover and simmer till liquid is absorbed.  Top with a melty cheese, like chihuahua or oaxaca or mennonita.  Eat the whole damned thing, if you were teenage brisket.

Didn't grow up poor (or rich), but my folks sure as hell grew up on the lean side.  So lots of border struggle dishes were on the menu, at least when my mom (who went hungry as a kid sometimes) was fully in charge of the menu.

 

17 hours ago, mr.goodkat said:

man,  this makes me miss my grandma 

 

I grew up eating all that stuff but did not know this was called fideo ,  We just called it noodles.  Sometimes it had the sliced hotdogs in it too and served with home made tortillas

 

14 hours ago, speed817 said:

 

 

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Posted
2 hours ago, TexArcher said:

Hence, no scar.  And they stood him right back up into the same line of fire for a photo op?  And the eagle-eyed sniper spotted the bad guy within a second or two after the shots, but not before?  I generally think conspiracy theories are ridiculous, but that entire thing stunk at the time and it hasn't aged well since.

When it happened, I negged a few folks who either said it was a hoax or wishes that the bullet was a centimeter to the right.  I was wrong for that. 

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Posted
18 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

It’s ridiculous to think there was a conspiracy on the Trump team’s part to allow someone to fire live ammo at him. Cut it out. That didn’t happen. 

You're right.  There's no way it was live ammo.

 

Posted
3 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

You're right.  There's no way it was live ammo.

 

I mean other than the dude who was shot and killed I guess?

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Posted
4 minutes ago, safe sex said:

I mean other than the dude who was shot and killed I guess?

Yeah, I don't know all the ins and outs and what-have-yous.

But I guess what I'm saying is that when a notorious con man is involved in something wildly unbelievable, it probably is.

I thought it was somewhat suspicious at the time.  Upon further review, I have a choice to believe that a kid was able to outwit dozens of members of one of the best security forces in the world, make his way to a relatively easy shot, then miss the shot by several inches, which happened to graze the president and create just enough blood for one of the all-time photo ops, with the Secret Service helping the once-and-future president back into the line of fire to facilitate it, etc. 

Or, the professional liars faked it.

This is the only conspiracy theory I can think of where it takes more leaps of faith to believe the official story than the conspiracy.  So, I think there very well might be something to it.

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Posted
36 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

It’s ridiculous to think there was a conspiracy on the Trump team’s part to allow someone to fire live ammo at him. Cut it out. That didn’t happen. 

I tend to lean towards the 'real bullets, real dude died, Dotard wasn't shot in the ear and they covered it up' version. 

Posted
2 minutes ago, Red Five said:

I tend to lean towards the 'real bullets, real dude died, Dotard wasn't shot in the ear and they covered it up' version. 

He absolutely wasn't shot. His ear is untouched. 

Posted
4 minutes ago, Red Five said:

I tend to lean towards the 'real bullets, real dude died, Dotard wasn't shot in the ear and they covered it up' version. 

Should add that I have no clue how to explain the behavior of the SS agents. Especially that one dude who got the cameras in position just in time. I mean, fuck. 

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Posted
22 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

You're right.  There's no way it was live ammo.

Some dude got shot and died. Explain that. You sound like a Trumpkin with that kind of conspiratorial thinking. Be better.

Occam’s razor says security was lax and a real shooter took a shot. Trump got nicked by a fragment from a ricochet. After he (probably) shit himself, he played it off like a tough guy and, like he so often does, managed to play his weak ass off as strong. You’re displaying FOX/OAN/Newsmax levels of fanatical thinking. Don’t fall into that trap. 

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Posted (edited)
11 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Should add that I have no clue how to explain the behavior of the SS agents. Especially that one dude who got the cameras in position just in time. I mean, fuck. 

They’re under the direction of Trump, who puts them up at his luxury golf resorts, and who fall into the production of his reality tv show. Chances are that FOX News is the only channel that plays on the TVs in their rooms.

(Remember how Dick Cheney stipulated that the TVs in his hotel rooms should all be tuned to FOX News? Would it surprise you if that had turned into official policy under Trump?)

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Posted
8 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

They just happened to have fake blood on hand?

He got nicked by some object when he was thrown to the ground. A cuff link or watch band or something. Old people bleed easy and they bleed a lot.

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Posted
1 minute ago, safe sex said:

He got nicked by some object when he was thrown to the ground. A cuff link or watch band or something. Old people bleed easy and they bleed a lot.

Thing is, he grabbed that ear before he went down. 

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Posted
4 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Some dude got shot and died. Explain that. You sound like a Trumpkin with that kind of conspiratorial thinking. Be better.

Occam’s razor says security was lax and a real shooter took a shot. Trump got nicked by a fragment from a ricochet. After he (probably) shit himself, he played it off like a tough guy and, like he so often does, managed to play his weak ass off as strong. You’re displaying FOX/OAN/Newsmax levels of fanatical thinking. Don’t fall into that trap. 

Ordinarily, I would agree with this.

But Trump has no scar on his ear.

And the Secret Service would never, ever, in a million years put him back into the line of fire like that.

Believing the official story requires an awful lot of assumptions, so you can put Occam's Razor away.  Whichever version is true is ridiculous and unbelievable.  But in a real shooting, the one thing that is 100% predictable is the Secret Service's response.  And that is not what we got.

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1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

And the Secret Service would never, ever, in a million years put him back into the line of fire like that.

I watched it live and couldn't believe what I was seeing. Seconds after bullets were being sprayed across the stage, they had him right back up in the exact same spot. 

The only argument I've heard there is that he was a 78 year-old man and they needed him upright to get him off the stage. But it makes no sense to immediately prop him up like that, and then just kind of hang out there until the cameras are ready.

Posted
5 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Thing is, he grabbed that ear before he went down. 

A little piece of shrapnel or the zing of the bullet just missing? It wasn't a bullet that hit him because his fucking ear is perfectly fine. Ear cartilage does not grow back and there's no evidence of any stitching having been done. 

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