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4 hours ago, Horn Dog said:

Interesting.  I wonder if Dotard would be interested in joining our tumor board this month.  We could make it nationwide and exclusive to his enthusiastic supporter patients.  His recommendations should be binding. 

I'd love it if he were a patient under consideration by the tumor board.  

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To the best of my knowledge, toy guns typically have a red muzzle cap.  You wouldn't be able to see it holstered, though.  Annie's right wing knee jerk bullshit acknowledged.

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9 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

To the best of my knowledge, toy guns typically have a red muzzle cap.  You wouldn't be able to see it holstered, though.  Annie's right wing knee jerk bullshit acknowledged.

i’m by no means a gun expert, but it looked to me pretty similar to a sig sauer two-tone p series. it was either that, something similar, or a very realistic pellet gun, which again, i thought we stopped making those. and again, if it isn’t real that’s still not a whole lot better.

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Ruh Roh. One reason? Hurricane Mellisa is cited. Well shit, that is not going to hit the US unless someone draws it with a sharpie. Yeah, this is how you create a revolution so you can crush it. 

Trump admin says it can’t tap emergency fund amid shutdown to help millions buy food

https://www.mlive.com/news/2025/10/trump-admin-says-it-cant-tap-emergency-fund-amid-shutdown-to-help-millions-buy-food.html

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WASHINGTON (AP) — The Trump administration is rejecting the idea of using roughly $5 billion in contingency funds to keep food aid flowing into November amid the government shutdown, according to a Department of Agriculture memo that surfaced Friday. States temporarily covering the cost of benefits next month will not be reimbursed, the memo says.

 
 

Democratic lawmakers and various advocacy groups have been calling on the administration to use the contingency fund to provide partial benefits into November though the Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program, commonly referred to as SNAP.

This is the one that gets me. 

The document states that the contingency fund is reserved for such things as helping individuals in disaster areas. It cited Tropical Storm Melissa, which could become a major hurricane in the coming days, as an example of why it’s important to have funds available to mobilize quickly in the event of a disaster. The document was obtained by The Associated Press and was first reported by Axios.

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7 hours ago, Surly Bevo said:

I'm just relieved that apparently shitstain Trump is quiet enough today that some of you all can have your midlife crisis on this thread.

Now, you know he doesn’t work on weekends….interferes with his golf. 

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On 10/25/2025 at 7:35 PM, Okie State said:

I've been here for a while. My alma mater sucks though and I don't give a shit about pro sports.

Fuck, I thought this was the football board and rambled for a few paragraphs about that. I will reduce that to say that I get @Okie State's sentiments.

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Part of me thinks that the people who are going to miss food stamps on what's probably the most expensive month of the year for groceries are mostly Trump voters. But then I'd also guess that the overwhelming majority of them have never voted.

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9 hours ago, InkaUtexas said:

Got hit on by a bad ass 35 year old  Navajo chick. I did not proceed, should have.

FYI in case you see her again later, they call themselves Diné. Navajo is what the Spanish called them. 

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1 minute ago, Pods said:

FYI in case you see her again later, they call themselves Diné. Navajo is what the Spanish called them. 

My brother! Did not know that. I will use it at the kids wedding. Lets see what happens. Hope I wake up with both kidneys and not married. 

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8 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

fucking Ana getting dunked on by Derka.  

lol.

Fuck, beat me to the punch. Man, what a world.

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15 hours ago, Derka said:

just went out to the pumpkin patch at the methodist church in taylor, tx and saw a nine year old boy open carrying a small pistol on his right hip in an expensive holster, and a knife on his left hip, same as his dad, who you already know had on shades, a mustache, a sleeveless t shirt with an american flag, and a scowl. fuck these people.

Always with the scowling. I get that Taylor is historical cotton patch, but when I was a kid one of the huge differences between Texas and “the south” was that most Texans were friendly, fun loving, and smiled a lot. 

 

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15 hours ago, Derka said:

sorry, the pistol was on his left hip.

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Doughy-ass motherfuckers LARPing as if it's the wild west. You're at a goddamned pumpkin patch. For children. In the safest country on the planet (for white people).

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8 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

Doughy-ass motherfuckers LARPing as if it's the wild west. You're at a goddamned pumpkin patch. For children. In the safest country on the planet (for white people).

And the second I open carry....

 

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Fucking CNN just had a segment “Fat Boy doesn’t rule out running for a 3rd term”

 

Once again, there is no liberal media. It’s all radical right wing propaganda 

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16 hours ago, Derka said:

just went out to the pumpkin patch at the methodist church in taylor, tx and saw a nine year old boy open carrying a small pistol on his right hip in an expensive holster, and a knife on his left hip, same as his dad, who you already know had on shades, a mustache, a sleeveless t shirt with an american flag, and a scowl. fuck these people.

 

16 hours ago, Anastasis said:

How much of that post did you make up?

 

16 hours ago, Derka said:

sorry, the pistol was on his left hip.

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Derka having this pic ready knowing that Ana would call him on it was peak Kendrick vs Drake, when Kendrick dropped a response 45 minutes after Drake dropped his dis track. 

 

 

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10 hours ago, Derka said:

but secondly, let’s say that the gun isn’t real. you still think that’s cool? you think you’ve owned me by pointing that out? like it’s cool for some clearly uneducated, redneck, maga dad to have his 3rd/4th grade son practicing open carry like that’s normal? at the methodist church pumpkin patch? that’s your take?

Rednecks gonna redneck is my general take. It’s not legal for a 3rd grader to open carry. Assuming there wasnt a cop or security there, you should have tried a citizens arrest. 

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23 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Fucking CNN just had a segment “Fat Boy doesn’t rule out running for a 3rd term”

 

Once again, there is no liberal media. It’s all radical right wing propaganda & incompetent journalists.

Forgive my humbly submitted addition. I opened up AP to see about the SNAP story.

I bet Adriana got straight As in Journalism School!

 

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The story here is

Trump Administration Denies Food Support to Score Political Points.

In an official notice, the USDA blamed Democrats for the Republican Trump administration's decision to withhold food distribution to 1 in 8 Americans. The administration refuses to tap contingency funds set aside to avoid such stoppages.

But no. We get the template. Quote service. Don't report what you see. Report what you can quote.

Shameful.

 

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1 hour ago, Anastasis said:

Assuming there wasnt a cop or security there, you should have tried a citizens arrest. 

I don’t know man. Do what you need to do, but if I was in your shoes I would walk away now and may not respond with an Andy Griffith Show reference. 

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Can't wait for Ana to call out Derka in an entirely different thread for being scared of a kid with a gun. I'm guessing it'll happen Thursday night. 

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Gosh, I wonder why he picked those two representatives specifically. But guys, Trump isn't pandering to racists and misogynists and how dare you associate me with them!

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27 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

 

"This first two are easy. I see a little asshole and a big asshole. Do the questions get harder when I have to identify the pedophiles? I can do that, but a tiger can't."

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hmmmm.
 

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YAOUNDE, Cameroon (AP) — The world’s oldest president, Cameroon ‘s 92-year-old Paul Biya, has won election again, the country’s top court said Monday, after days of protesters’ clashes with security forces left at least four people dead as opposition supporters demanded credible results.

Biya has led the central African nation since 1982, ruling longer than most citizens have been alive. Over 70% of the population of almost 30 million is below 35. The Oct. 12 election has displayed growing tensions between Africa’s youth and its many aging leaders.

 

 

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13 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

fucking Ana getting dunked on by Derka.  

lol.

I really hope Ana has opinions on Shane Gillis and/or Quinn Ewers.

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3 hours ago, Pancho said:

Fucking CNN just had a segment “Fat Boy doesn’t rule out running for a 3rd term”

 

Once again, there is no liberal media. It’s all radical right wing propaganda 

I read somewhere this morning that the CNN boss got a private tour of the white house, and then told his people to back off of the WH demo story.

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11 minutes ago, 'stache said:

I really hope Ana has opinions on Shane Gillis and/or Quinn Ewers.

I missed the Shane Gillis one. Someone direct me to it. 

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9 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

I read somewhere this morning that the CNN boss got a private tour of the white house, and then told his people to back off of the WH demo story.

Yup, saw that as well. What a joke.

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5 minutes ago, Thatguy said:

I missed the Shane Gillis one. Someone direct me to it. 

Movies and TV there is a thread where Derka has declared Shane Gillis the current best comedian in the world and will not accept any of you disagreeing. 

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1 minute ago, Covri said:

Movies and TV there is a thread where Derka has declared Shane Gillis the current best comedian in the world and will not accept any of you disagreeing. 

Whoof, thats a take. 



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