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Bill Belichick Rides Again: Hired at North Carolina to build NIL NFL Factory

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6 hours ago, CurlyDumps said:

Er, what? Feels like I'm reading a parody article.  Treating NFL scouts like shit  doesn't seem like a smart recruiting strategy.

BB is angling for a high draft pick.

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25 minutes ago, Eskimohorn said:


Son, there aint no draft no more

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On 5/9/2025 at 8:21 AM, Newy25 said:

Story has already been proven false but I’m going to enjoy reading the last few pages as everyone formed a quick opinion on a lie. 

 

On 5/9/2025 at 8:27 AM, Newy25 said:


It doesn’t make sense because it was a complete fabrication of a story for clicks. 

Oh, hi.

Pablo Torre currently has the world's 7th richest man's balls in a vice grip, so I'm pretty sure his reporting on this was also on the up and up. Guessing you were quick to dismiss him for culture war reasons, but whatevs.

North Carolina brass absolutely banned future Mrs. Belichick, then got spooked when it became public knowledge, so now she has free reign of the program. What a (glorious) shit show.

I guess this goes here:

How Jordon Hudson’s ‘DWTS’ talks fell apart at last minute: ‘She wanted control’

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“Jordon was meant to be on the show and they were pushing for it for some time,” an insider told the outlet. “The producers knew they struck gold getting her but they couldn’t get on the same page.”

 

“Jordon mentioned she wasn’t interested in doing certain interviews and she wanted to control loads, including picking her dance partner and when to practice, so she could attend games with Bill. She also didn’t like the direction that [DWTS] wanted to take her story because it seemed to be all about controversy and she wasn’t interested in making it all about her and Bill,” the insider said.

 

 

On 9/5/2025 at 10:40 AM, 'stache said:

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Belichick looks like the Gorton fisherman's retarded little brother in this photo.

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Steve Belichick is going to have to earn a lot more money if he wants to even bang 54yos.....he is not an attractive guy 

12 hours ago, Firemans4Horn said:

This is really, really poorly coached team. 

You’re 20 years old and you have to deal with Jordon walking through practice in tight clothing and your head coach stopping to talk to her. How could you respect any part of this?  

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On 9/20/2025 at 5:31 PM, Firemans4Horn said:

 

UCF twitters is a fun follow.

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This is how a person ruins any kind of legacy that he might have had. 

Abandoning all self respect to chase pussy. 

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I mean if this was some kind of sugar daddy relationship with some girl who is old enough to be his granddaughter that is one thing...a creepy thing...but hey what people do in their private lives is none of my business.

But the fact he lets this girl run his life is bizarre and weird. That's weird. Hell it would be weird if it was his same aged wife of 30 years. Like dude...North Carolina hired you to this job not your sex partner.

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On 9/20/2025 at 6:31 PM, Firemans4Horn said:

 

If I had graduated from UNC I'd be a bit pissed. If I was a trustee of UNC I'd be very worried and, if I was one of the 75, or so, players that signed with UNC after Belichick was hired I'd be furious.

Instead of getting Six-Time Super Bowl Winning Coach they are getting a creepy old dude cosplaying in "a very special ABC Afternoon Special; tune in for Jordan as She Fends Off the Advances of Creepy Old Neighbor Bill".

Or, "tune in to ABC at 4 p.m. as we bring you a very special after school movie; watch as "Gentle Neighbor Mr. Bill fends off the advances of soon-to-be stripper Jordan".

While she is using this for her "future projects" these players are getting the short end of the stick. Even one of the gals on satellite radio was talking about that picture today as I listened on my drive back from NYC.

On 9/21/2025 at 7:52 AM, Kennythetiger said:

You’re 20 years old and you have to deal with Jordon walking through practice in tight clothing and your head coach stopping to talk to her. How could you respect any part of this?  

Bingo. I'd have a senior meeting in his office. And if nothing changes, massive transfers.

They should let the players and coaches have their wives/gf also on the field. I'd check it out.

2 hours ago, Wally Pryor said:

UCF twitters is a fun follow.

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We need even better context here.

UCF ruthlessly trolls Bill Belichick, Jordon Hudson's beach picture after  blowout win over UNC - Yahoo Sports

15 hours ago, crash_davis said:

This is how a person ruins any kind of legacy that he might have had. 

Abandoning all self respect to chase pussy. 

You’re describing male existence

15 hours ago, crash_davis said:

Abandoning all self respect to chase pussy. 

Do you even marriage, bro?

19 hours ago, crash_davis said:

This is how a person ruins any kind of legacy that he might have had. 

Abandoning all self respect to chase pussy. 

 

When did we start talking about Travis Kelce?

Spot on, though. 

20 hours ago, crash_davis said:

This is how a person ruins any kind of legacy that he might have had. 

Abandoning all self respect to chase pussy. 

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1 hour ago, thunderlounge said:

Abandoning all self respect to chase pussy and a billion dollars

 

1 hour ago, thunderlounge said:

 

When did we start talking about Travis Kelce?

Spot on, though. 

Fixed it for Kelce.

Wait, now somehow Travis Kelse is a jackass for marrying Taylor Swift? wtf?

I can’t keep up anymore. Probably because I just don’t want to.

5 hours ago, tbone_ said:

Wait, now somehow Travis Kelse is a jackass for marrying Taylor Swift? wtf?

I can’t keep up anymore. Probably because I just don’t want to.

NFL fans are idiots who rage because they show Taylor swift like 17 seconds out of a 3+ hour broadcast

On 9/12/2025 at 1:19 AM, aggie08 said:

so now she has free reign of the program. What a (glorious) shit show

Normally I would correct this but in this case it may be accurate 

3 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

NFL fans are idiots who rage because they show Taylor swift like 17 seconds out of a 3+ hour broadcast

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9 hours ago, tbone_ said:

Wait, now somehow Travis Kelse is a jackass for marrying Taylor Swift? wtf?

I can’t keep up anymore. Probably because I just don’t want to.

 

Not quite. He’s a jackass for (once again) letting it distract from his team and job. 

37 minutes ago, thunderlounge said:

 

Not quite. He’s a jackass for (once again) letting it distract from his team and job. 

What the hell are you talking about? They won the fucking Super Bowl and fluked into another one with her around. I wish players on my team were distracted like that. Are you implying that without Taylor Swift they would have beaten the Eagles because is hilariously moronic.

16 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

What the hell are you talking about? They won the fucking Super Bowl and fluked into another one with her around. I wish players on my team were distracted like that. Are you implying that without Taylor Swift they would have beaten the Eagles because is hilariously moronic.

 

Damn, show us where they touched you on the doll. 

I never said fuck about winning the ring over the eagles, nor even implied it.

However, I did say in a round about way that Travis tends to let his personal life get in his way when he’s seriously dating someone. Happened before, happening now. He misses things he shouldn’t, routes get a bit sloppy, etc.

That in no way means they would have beat the eagles last February,  it just means he’s letting his team, himself, and the fans down.

But hey, thanks for taking some light-hearted ribbing on him into the serious realm. 

2 minutes ago, thunderlounge said:

 

Damn, show us where they touched you on the doll. 

I never said fuck about winning the ring over the eagles, nor even implied it.

However, I did say in a round about way that Travis tends to let his personal life get in his way when he’s seriously dating someone. Happened before, happening now. He misses things he shouldn’t, routes get a bit sloppy, etc.

That in no way means they would have beat the eagles last February,  it just means he’s letting his team, himself, and the fans down.

But hey, thanks for taking some light-hearted ribbing on him into the serious realm. 

This is some weird, parasocial, fantasy land shit.

Future hall of famer and multiple super bowl champion is a jackass for marrying the richest woman in the world, got it.

I’m mean it’s as old as time… warrior hooks up with steady pussy and gets soft.

 

So what. It happens. He’ll make so much money as Mr. Taylor Swift he’ll forget he ever played football. 

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On 9/22/2025 at 3:51 PM, Steel Shank said:

They should let the players and coaches have their wives/gf also on the field. I'd check it out.

Major Applewhite, if that had ever been suggested here...

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28 minutes ago, TexasBeta said:

Undefeated as always

 

I mean, apropos to the thread title, Belichick is indeed riding again.  

On 9/24/2025 at 10:32 AM, thunderlounge said:

 

Damn, show us where they touched you on the doll. 

I never said fuck about winning the ring over the eagles, nor even implied it.

However, I did say in a round about way that Travis tends to let his personal life get in his way when he’s seriously dating someone. Happened before, happening now. He misses things he shouldn’t, routes get a bit sloppy, etc.

That in no way means they would have beat the eagles last February,  it just means he’s letting his team, himself, and the fans down.

But hey, thanks for taking some light-hearted ribbing on him into the serious realm. 

I mean, maybe Travis Kelce is just getting old.  The guy is 35, or about the age a contemporary of his, like Jason Witten, started to do little more than run out, turn around, and if he caught a pass, immediately sit down as he was getting wrapped up.  

6 minutes ago, CurlyDumps said:

What a hilarious fucking mess. What's Billy's buyout?

Two chicks at the same time

9 minutes ago, Brian Fantana said:

Two chicks at the same time

that may take care of the buyout cause that fucker would have a heart attack trying to keep up.

I wonder if you can bet on whether UNC or TCU finishes the season with more ACC wins?

  • 2 weeks later...

Our boy Bill is losing to Clemson, yes CLEMSON, 28-3 at the end of the first quarter. At home. Does he make it to the end of the season?

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