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Posted
32 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

This is the antithesis of what a man should be:

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Second from left is thinking: < What did he mean, “We will take that hill!?”

…I don’t do hills.  My scooter barely goes up the ramp at Costco if it’s too elevated…”>

Posted
1 hour ago, Dahobbs said:

Yes they will. The Democrats are spineless. 

Sadly, you're right. It will go like this:

House Democrats: "Pam, we demand the un-redacted Epstein Files after Elon's comment."

Bondi: "No."

House Democrats. "OK."

House Democrats to Americans: "We tried. She won't give them to us."

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Posted
31 minutes ago, linux said:

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The war was over before it started, now I wait for the guillotine.

 

It keeps being said that Trump bought a car.  We all know this cheap fuck didn't actually scratch out a check to Elon or Tesla Motors.  If anything, the White House petty cash drawer paid for the car.

 

 

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Posted
1 hour ago, linux said:

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They worked to poll this yesterday, fast Trump won the civil war 10-1 among the morons.

Remember, the cult hated Elmo before he went MAGA. He represented woke electric vehicles, which are a commie plot to kill the O&G industry. (Drill baby, drill!). I figure it won't be long before someone accuses him of being a lib plant to bring down their lord and savior Donald Trump. 

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Posted
8 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

Remember, the cult hated Elmo before he went MAGA. He represented woke electric vehicles, which are a commie plot to kill the O&G industry. (Drill baby, drill!). I figure it won't be long before someone accuses him of being a lib plant to bring down their lord and savior Donald Trump. 

if one could tolerate 15 minutes on Texags, I'd wager you'd find such a post. 

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Posted
18 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

Remember, the cult hated Elmo before he went MAGA. He represented woke electric vehicles, which are a commie plot to kill the O&G industry. (Drill baby, drill!). I figure it won't be long before someone accuses him of being a lib plant to bring down their lord and savior Donald Trump. 

Elmo has his own horde.  And they are better at computers and stuff than the 25th Rascal Batallion.  This is gonna be fun.  

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Posted
2 hours ago, linux said:

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They worked to poll this yesterday, fast Trump won the civil war 10-1 among the morons.

Ezra Klein: The data says Dems really should be reaching out to that 8%. "Abundance!"

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Posted (edited)
5 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Ted Cruz on his podcast: "These are two alpha males who are pissed off. And unfortunately, they're unloading on each other."

I have to say that the latent homo-eroticism that this catfight has brought on does bring the LULZ.


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I think if they really want to prove their masculinity it needs to look more like this.  Obviously would be a bit more spastic, and a lot more shit and piss all over both combatants.  Could even line up all the Twitter Incels and Magatards behind both of them to complete the effect.

 

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Posted
3 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

I think if they really want to prove their masculinity it needs to look more like this.  Obviously would be a bit more spastic, and a lot more shit and piss all over both combatants.

Scissoring : r/southpark

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Posted
3 hours ago, Anastasis said:

Only when you stick the dildo up your ass and tell her to turn it to 11. 

That’s the best you’ve got?  You’re slipping. 

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Posted
27 minutes ago, A-Tex Devil said:

Elmo has his own horde.  And they are better at computers and stuff than the 25th Rascal Batallion.  This is gonna be fun.  

The 2025 reboot of revenge of the nerds is gonna be lit.

Posted
1 hour ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

It keeps being said that Trump bought a car.  We all know this cheap fuck didn't actually scratch out a check to Elon or Tesla Motors.  If anything, the White House petty cash drawer paid for the car.

I would have bet anything that Trump and team never paid a dime, and have ignored any invoice that was received. Like some poor intern has the invoice on her desk and no on in the WH will respond to her request on what to do with it.

However if Trump didn't pay for it, I would have thought Elon would have brought this up yesterday, if he knows.

Posted
12 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

I would have bet anything that Trump and team never paid a dime, and have ignored any invoice that was received. Like some poor intern has the invoice on her desk and no on in the WH will respond to her request on what to do with it.

However if Trump didn't pay for it, I would have thought Elon would have brought this up yesterday, if he knows.

Trump only hates spending his own money, but he'll happily spend tens of millions of sweet tax payer money on golf every year. $50K or whatever they spent on that tesler is a non-event. Probably acquired with a government P-card and no fucks given. 

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Posted
1 hour ago, 4th&amp;Five said:

I’d pay a months salary to watch Trump try to drive a car around the block. 

I'd be interested in seeing him operate a Tesla in self-driving mode for an extended drive.

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Posted
6 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

"He can't be trusted."

I've been thinking a lot about this the last 24 hours, in a crazy pills/simulation kind of way. There is no "Imagine if Biden did this" equivalent to compare it to. I guess the closest thing would be if he gave Hunter the power to access literally anything he wanted in our government, destroy anything he wanted, etc. while being all coked up and telling us to just shut up and trust him. And then disowning him and telling us all he can't be trusted and that he has a serious drug problem.

And in this case, we can't even get the question asked. 

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Seriously, I can already hear it. "Now I'm not saying I condone what he did. I don't. That's terrible. But no one is perfect, and I for one still support our president...."

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Posted
6 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Important FYI from Twitter

 

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Ahh yes, the "if there's grass on the field, play ball!" moral and legal defense.

Remember, there's literally nothing the cult leader can do to lose the loyalty of cult followers.  This where Stassney gets mad at me for saying "he could facefuck an infant on live TV, and he would GAIN support," even though we're hurtling faster and faster towards that actually being a true scenario.

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“…but King David had faults too and was beloved of God…”

As told to me by a high school buddy who married into an evangelical family and went full-on Christian nationalist current GOP type. 

 

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Posted
22 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

SIAP, but Bannon advocating that the government seize a private company simply because the President is mad at the CEO is the kind of comedy I'm here for.

Also, Elon's response.


 

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It's funny because he's accidentally arriving at the correct conclusion by approaching it from the point of view of wanting to suck Trump's dick from the back.

SpaceX absolutely should be forcibly (should have been long ago, if we're being honest) nationalized considering it's already largely funded by the US government, regularly (and spectacularly) flaunts its regulations and laws, and considering the political activity of its owner.

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Posted
26 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Ahh yes, the "if there's grass on the field, play ball!" moral and legal defense.

Remember, there's literally nothing the cult leader can do to lose the loyalty of cult followers.  This where Stassney gets mad at me for saying "he could facefuck an infant on live TV, and he would GAIN support," even though we're hurtling faster and faster towards that actually being a true scenario.

Reported.

Posted
17 minutes ago, Brian Fantana said:

SpaceX absolutely should be forcibly (should have been long ago, if we're being honest) nationalized considering it's already largely funded by the US government, regularly (and spectacularly) flaunts its regulations and laws, and considering the political activity of its owner.

This is dumber than a dildo that goes to 12. 

Posted
1 minute ago, Anastasis said:

This is dumber than a dildo that goes to 12. 

Since you bring it up again, how did you come to conclude that 11 was the proper setting for an anal dildo? 

The judges will also accept a response using drawings or hand/shadow puppets.

 

Posted
2 hours ago, 4th&amp;Five said:

I’d pay a months salary to watch Trump try to drive a car around the block. 

 

2 hours ago, TexArcher said:

Me, too, since he'd probably hurt himself.

Go on…

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Posted

Can’t stand elon as much as Trump but truly scary that we have a president having an internet fight with a business person and threatening to ruin that persons business because of their disagreement. It’s just one more demonstration that Trump is a wanna-be autocrat who governs by fear.

im hopeful that elon does continue to stand up to trump because of the worlds richest man caves, maybe we’re not far off from 2015 Trump saying that he could get away with murdering someone on 5th avenue.



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