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21 minutes ago, tx ind said:

I dare anyone to watch Kash the whole time and not crack up.  
 

It’s like when you’re younger and your parents are questioning the kids on some shenanigans and targeting on another sibling and you just stfu so as to not get any of the heat.

He always has that look of someone trying to not look stoned, and failing. 

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3 hours ago, 'stache said:

Mike Johnson and his caucus aren’t stupid, they are intentionally dishonest, about literally everything.

and that’s what (R) voters love about them, and why they keep voting for them.

(R) voters don’t vote for and support (R) elected officials in spite of the fact that the officials are totally dishonest pieces of shit, they vote for and support them because of it.

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39 minutes ago, Tuco said:

He always has that look of someone trying to not look stoned, and failing. 

Perfect.  “Dude, are they looking at me?   They’re looking at me, aren’t they?  Do they know I’m high?  Fuck, keep it together man.”

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2 hours ago, immamac said:

I thought you can't veto a unanimous minus 1 and a unanimous passed bill?

If he vetoes, they have to vote to override. But when the majority is veto proof they almost never veto … because of the implication.

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1 hour ago, tx ind said:

I dare anyone to watch Kash the whole time and not crack up.  
 

It’s like when you’re younger and your parents are questioning the kids on some shenanigans and targeting on another sibling and you just stfu so as to not get any of the heat.

Mom always said never play ball in the house.

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41 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

If he vetoes, they have to vote to override. But when the majority is veto proof they almost never veto … because of the implication.

Yeah it would be weird for Trump to do something unprecedented and totally batshit. 

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6 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

I had not realized that Mike had sold some of the GOP representatives who voted to release the files by telling them that the Senate would not pass that version of the bill, and would kick it back so they can delay and pass a bunch of amendments on the bill.

The reason he looks shaken is because he lied to a whole bunch of Republican house members about what would happen in the Senate.  Which makes you wonder what kind of communication he had with Thune - is Mike an idiot who didn’t bother to ask what was happening and/or assumed he could get the Senate to do his dirty work - or was he played by the Senate because everyone is tired of his incompetence as speaker of the house?  

6 hours ago, The Dog said:

Mike Johnson's reaction would indicate they haven't finished anything and fully expected this to be kicked back to the House. 

These aren't very smart people.

Yeah, Johnson (and Trump) have lost control of the House and I fully expect that Thune played Johnson like a fiddle.  Johnson not only looks incompetent, but weak. He was clearly shocked that the Senate just went and voted on it. Blaming Schumer was a weak move, because the GOP is in power.

And the bad news for the GOP, on top of the elections from earlier this month, is that no matter what Trump does or says, it's going to be his DOJ holding up the files, and there are MAGA who are obsessed with these files and they are not happy and will be even more pissed.

And Trump is going to be constantly asked about the files and he's going to constantly lose his temper, lose his train of thought, he's going to rail about Democrats, but people on the right are going to ask why so many files of criminal Democrats are blacked out or being withheld.  

When Nick Fuentes is out there literally saying "MAGA is dead"....It's going to be amusing if it turns out that the Qanon/Pizzagaters end up being a part of the reason why MAGA fails.

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28 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Yeah, Johnson (and Trump) have lost control of the House and I fully expect that Thune played Johnson like a fiddle.  Johnson not only looks incompetent, but weak. He was clearly shocked that the Senate just went and voted on it. Blaming Schumer was a weak move, because the GOP is in power.

And the bad news for the GOP, on top of the elections from earlier this month, is that no matter what Trump does or says, it's going to be his DOJ holding up the files, and there are MAGA who are obsessed with these files and they are not happy and will be even more pissed.

And Trump is going to be constantly asked about the files and he's going to constantly lose his temper, lose his train of thought, he's going to rail about Democrats, but people on the right are going to ask why so many files of criminal Democrats are blacked out or being withheld.  

When Nick Fuentes is out there literally saying "MAGA is dead"....It's going to be amusing if it turns out that the Qanon/Pizzagaters end up being a part of the reason why MAGA fails.

Fascists always eat themselves. It's inevitable because of the endless purity tests and proving oneself to the furher and bending the knee gets old after awhile. Or you have power struggles that splinter the supposed united front.  Look at the nazis. The Republicans are in the bunker with Trump. Or they arent...

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4 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

MTG and Boebert are on my card if I ever get dropped into a bar brawl backed by two house reps. (Sorry Dems, y'all just wanna talk.) With these two women I'm guaranteed a win-- Boebert goes Feral Corpse Rat droppin to all fours and biting chunks outta shins, shakin her head and growlin, givin my pansy ass the safe opportunity to throw some cheap-shot throat punches. As more come at us I just turtle up until I hear MTG go into hulk mode, then gtf outta the way as she crashes past. Maybe open a beer and watch, then clock anybody on the back of the head who tries to get up. Stay down, fool, stay down. Meanwhile halfway across the wrecked room Boebert's still got those rat incisors going like fava beans and a nice Chianti sa sa sa, and MTG in her red rage has got her mitts on two kegs putting those Orangutan back muscles to work. Victory is inevitable but the danger is not over-- until the red mist leaves their minds, they are likely to turn on friend or foe. Best to throw a box of donuts out in the parking lot and ring the dinner bell,

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5 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

He's a bible-thumping Trumpist Republican.  The chance of him being involved in some sort of sexual wrongdoing is over 100%.

Yes but he’s a bible-thumping Trumpist republican from SOUTH LOUISIANA. So his victims are at furthest 3rd degree blood relatives 

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4 hours ago, tx ind said:

It’s like when you’re younger and your parents are questioning the kids on some shenanigans and targeting on another sibling and you just stfu so as to not get any of the heat.

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1 hour ago, hayden_horn said:

Fascists always eat themselves. It's inevitable because of the endless purity tests and proving oneself to the furher and bending the knee gets old after awhile. Or you have power struggles that splinter the supposed united front.  Look at the nazis. The Republicans are in the bunker with Trump. Or they arent...

So is Nick Fuentes publicly declaring MAGA is dead the canary in the coal mine, or is Johnson being bamboozled by Thune and the Senate?  Or is it hardcore MAGA like Boebert, MTG, and Mace rebelling over the Epstein stuff and a bunch of Republicans signaling they would vote for the release, forcing Trump to tell the Republicans to vote for it, versus his foaming at the mouth the previous week?

Or how about this from Laura Loomer:

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I’m going to say it. The GOP has a Nazi problem. And the more we pretend like we don’t, the worse it’s going to get. We do. Don’t tell me we don’t.

“If the GOP doesn’t address this, then they deserve to lose the midterms,” “And yes, it will cost us the midterm"

I feel like it's Johnson getting played.

But Loomer and Fuentes combined is a close second.

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Kiddie-creeping is the third rail for MAGA candidates. Trump has been operating like a Vampire lording over mesmerized servants. This is the part in his Mexican Horror Movie where Santo looks up from the 600 year old codex, stares at the camera, and says "Ahí tenemos el Rey de los Robaniños-ES EL TROMP." Next up panning montage of Trump servants, guards, hoodlum layabouts just *snap out of it* and snatch up the local equivalent of a pitchfork. Joined by some skinny hippies with reedy voices and a gospel choir of joyous Sistahs, they surround El TROMP who hisses and darts from window to window at Mar-A-Lago.

Just as the freed former minions crash through the barriers, we hear a muffled roar from inside the boat house, and with the bull-like burst of twin 4,000 hp Nachomama hydro-jets, Trump and any of his non-stoned sons ESCAPE into the drear Atlantic.

Anguished voices arise, but just at their loudest they seem to fade. Instead of noise there is silence. The low sun behind them leaves an explosion of color, just the same as the ancient blind priest saw as a child over his home in Hiroshima. No one notices the old man, who kneels, placing one palm flat on the sand. His sightlessly scans the Eastern skies, finds something, and whispers. His voice, instead of fading, is picked up by small gusts who hand it off to steady breeze who expand it to huge brutal Nor'Easters in their aerial ice palaces when ZWACK some of the braver ones salute and dive straight down.

El Tromp notices the water spout forming aggressively off the port bow. "Look at that dumb water tornado. SAD, pain in the ass. C'mon. go around, point the other way. 'Starboard?' I dunno, I speak American. Right, yeah right, go riiiight."

EL TROMP grabs the railing as the 4,000 hp Twin Nano-Tuned Vyper-Detailed Twin Nachomama hydo-jets spin the ship in a starbord bank that would have thrown a lesser man into the deep, had El Tromp not smashed his bone spurs into the Vintage Mongolian Cherry-wood parquet and thereby gained two more anchors that gave him the grip of a giant, dripping, Numidian Cliff Spider.

Yes the Numidians love him. The Waterspout lags far behind them. Very fine people, the Numidians. There is squabbling, the boys. They're boys, they squabble. Numidians, fine people, strong people-- wtf feels like the wind is coming straight down-- a Numidian walked up to me, crying from his eyes, he said WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON-- I SEE GIANT FUCkIN JAWS and we we w are Inside them

CHOMP

An ancient beast the size of an office-block rises from the depths from which he had been called. The creature seeks out his old friend among the milling humans on the coast. The old priest whispers, miraculously reaches the sea monster, the gorilla-whale, and share a smile.

Then the creature rips a colossal shart, and debris mixed with orange streaks swirl out into the Gulf Stream.

FIN

FotografÍa: Raul Martínez Solares      Productor Ejecutivo: Mario A. Zacarías

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10 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

Kiddie-creeping is the third rail for MAGA candidates. Trump has been operating like a Vampire lording over mesmerized servants. This is the part in his Mexican Horror Movie where Santo looks up from the 600 year old codex, stares at the camera, and says "Ahí tenemos el Rey de los Robaniños-ES EL TROMP." Next up panning montage of Trump servants, guards, hoodlum layabouts just *snap out of it* and snatch up the local equivalent of a pitchfork. Joined by some skinny hippies with reedy voices and a gospel choir of joyous Sistahs, they surround El TROMP who hisses and darts from window to window at Mar-A-Lago.

Just as the freed former minions crash through the barriers, we hear a muffled roar from inside the boat house, and with the bull-like burst of twin 4,000 hp Nachomama hydro-jets, Trump and any of his non-stoned sons ESCAPE into the drear Atlantic.

Anguished voices arise, but just at their loudest they seem to fade. Instead of noise there is silence. The low sun behind them leaves an explosion of color, just the same as the ancient blind priest saw as a child over his home in Hiroshima. No one notices the old man, who kneels, placing one palm flat on the sand. His sightlessly scans the Eastern skies, finds something, and whispers. His voice, instead of fading, is picked up by small gusts who hand it off to steady breeze who expand it to huge brutal Nor'Easters in their aerial ice palaces when ZWACK some of the braver ones salute and dive straight down.

El Tromp notices the water spout forming aggressively off the port bow. "Look at that dumb water tornado. SAD, pain in the ass. C'mon. go around, point the other way. 'Starboard?' I dunno, I speak American. Right, yeah right, go riiiight."

EL TROMP grabs the railing as the 4,000 hp Twin Nano-Tuned Vyper-Detailed Twin Nachomama hydo-jets spin the ship in a starbord bank that would have thrown a lesser man into the deep, had El Tromp not smashed his bone spurs into the Vintage Mongolian Cherry-wood parquet and thereby gained two more anchors that gave him the grip of a giant, dripping, Numidian Cliff Spider.

Yes the Numidians love him. The Waterspout lags far behind them. Very fine people, the Numidians. There is squabbling, the boys. They're boys, they squabble. Numidians, fine people, strong people-- wtf feels like the wind is coming straight down-- a Numidian walked up yo me, crying from his eyes, he said WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON-- I SEE GIANT FUCkIN JAWS and we we w are Inside them

CHOMP

An ancient beast the size of an office-block rises from the depths from which he had been called. The creature seeks out his old friend among the milling humans on the coast. The old priest whispers, miraculously reaches the sea monster, the gorilla-whale, and share a smile.

Then the creature rips a colossal shart, and debris mixed with orange streaks swirl out into the Gulf Stream.

FIN

FotografÍa: Raul Martínez Solares      Productor Ejecutivo: Mario A. Zacarías

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20 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

Kiddie-creeping is the third rail for MAGA candidates. Trump has been operating like a Vampire lording over mesmerized servants. This is the part in his Mexican Horror Movie where Santo looks up from the 600 year old codex, stares at the camera, and says "Ahí tenemos el Rey de los Robaniños-ES EL TROMP." Next up panning montage of Trump servants, guards, hoodlum layabouts just *snap out of it* and snatch up the local equivalent of a pitchfork. Joined by some skinny hippies with reedy voices and a gospel choir of joyous Sistahs, they surround El TROMP who hisses and darts from window to window at Mar-A-Lago.

Just as the freed former minions crash through the barriers, we hear a muffled roar from inside the boat house, and with the bull-like burst of twin 4,000 hp Nachomama hydro-jets, Trump and any of his non-stoned sons ESCAPE into the drear Atlantic.

Anguished voices arise, but just at their loudest they seem to fade. Instead of noise there is silence. The low sun behind them leaves an explosion of color, just the same as the ancient blind priest saw as a child over his home in Hiroshima. No one notices the old man, who kneels, placing one palm flat on the sand. His sightlessly scans the Eastern skies, finds something, and whispers. His voice, instead of fading, is picked up by small gusts who hand it off to steady breeze who expand it to huge brutal Nor'Easters in their aerial ice palaces when ZWACK some of the braver ones salute and dive straight down.

El Tromp notices the water spout forming aggressively off the port bow. "Look at that dumb water tornado. SAD, pain in the ass. C'mon. go around, point the other way. 'Starboard?' I dunno, I speak American. Right, yeah right, go riiiight."

EL TROMP grabs the railing as the 4,000 hp Twin Nano-Tuned Vyper-Detailed Twin Nachomama hydo-jets spin the ship in a starbord bank that would have thrown a lesser man into the deep, had El Tromp not smashed his bone spurs into the Vintage Mongolian Cherry-wood parquet and thereby gained two more anchors that gave him the grip of a giant, dripping, Numidian Cliff Spider.

Yes the Numidians love him. The Waterspout lags far behind them. Very fine people, the Numidians. There is squabbling, the boys. They're boys, they squabble. Numidians, fine people, strong people-- wtf feels like the wind is coming straight down-- a Numidian walked up to me, crying from his eyes, he said WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON-- I SEE GIANT FUCkIN JAWS and we we w are Inside them

CHOMP

An ancient beast the size of an office-block rises from the depths from which he had been called. The creature seeks out his old friend among the milling humans on the coast. The old priest whispers, miraculously reaches the sea monster, the gorilla-whale, and share a smile.

Then the creature rips a colossal shart, and debris mixed with orange streaks swirl out into the Gulf Stream.

FIN

FotografÍa: Raul Martínez Solares      Productor Ejecutivo: Mario A. Zacarías

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4 hours ago, Foggy Notion said:

Lawrence O’Donnell in this segment from his show last night offers some context around the timeline from yesterday’s events.

 

All the charisma of an undertaker 

 

wrt sanitizing the files, did Jeff keep these creeps seperate?  Seems like there should be a level of mutually assured destruction present, and if some folks get got while others are hidden, those people would get to talking about the things they saw would they not?

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26 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

Kiddie-creeping is the third rail for MAGA candidates. Trump has been operating like a Vampire lording over mesmerized servants. This is the part in his Mexican Horror Movie where Santo looks up from the 600 year old codex, stares at the camera, and says "Ahí tenemos el Rey de los Robaniños-ES EL TROMP." Next up panning montage of Trump servants, guards, hoodlum layabouts just *snap out of it* and snatch up the local equivalent of a pitchfork. Joined by some skinny hippies with reedy voices and a gospel choir of joyous Sistahs, they surround El TROMP who hisses and darts from window to window at Mar-A-Lago.

Just as the freed former minions crash through the barriers, we hear a muffled roar from inside the boat house, and with the bull-like burst of twin 4,000 hp Nachomama hydro-jets, Trump and any of his non-stoned sons ESCAPE into the drear Atlantic.

Anguished voices arise, but just at their loudest they seem to fade. Instead of noise there is silence. The low sun behind them leaves an explosion of color, just the same as the ancient blind priest saw as a child over his home in Hiroshima. No one notices the old man, who kneels, placing one palm flat on the sand. His sightlessly scans the Eastern skies, finds something, and whispers. His voice, instead of fading, is picked up by small gusts who hand it off to steady breeze who expand it to huge brutal Nor'Easters in their aerial ice palaces when ZWACK some of the braver ones salute and dive straight down.

El Tromp notices the water spout forming aggressively off the port bow. "Look at that dumb water tornado. SAD, pain in the ass. C'mon. go around, point the other way. 'Starboard?' I dunno, I speak American. Right, yeah right, go riiiight."

EL TROMP grabs the railing as the 4,000 hp Twin Nano-Tuned Vyper-Detailed Twin Nachomama hydo-jets spin the ship in a starbord bank that would have thrown a lesser man into the deep, had El Tromp not smashed his bone spurs into the Vintage Mongolian Cherry-wood parquet and thereby gained two more anchors that gave him the grip of a giant, dripping, Numidian Cliff Spider.

Yes the Numidians love him. The Waterspout lags far behind them. Very fine people, the Numidians. There is squabbling, the boys. They're boys, they squabble. Numidians, fine people, strong people-- wtf feels like the wind is coming straight down-- a Numidian walked up to me, crying from his eyes, he said WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON-- I SEE GIANT FUCkIN JAWS and we we w are Inside them

CHOMP

An ancient beast the size of an office-block rises from the depths from which he had been called. The creature seeks out his old friend among the milling humans on the coast. The old priest whispers, miraculously reaches the sea monster, the gorilla-whale, and share a smile.

Then the creature rips a colossal shart, and debris mixed with orange streaks swirl out into the Gulf Stream.

FIN

FotografÍa: Raul Martínez Solares      Productor Ejecutivo: Mario A. Zacarías

You are way into the fucking edibles tonight aren’t you. 

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8 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

You are way into the fucking edibles tonight aren’t you. 

Possible brain tumor recurrence plus heavy-hittin cancer pills plus middle of flu recovery blood pressure waffling up and down and maybe too much Sri Racha on them dumplings and my wife got them nice LEGS don't she there she is walkin to that fridge where the BEER is yes don't mind if I DO it's like a scholarship to UT in the 90s when everything was already kinda expensive but you could still drink day-to-day off finding 20s on the sidewalk. And they were there, if you'd just look. They were there.

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38 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

We aint gonna be able to glean shit from these released “files”

Probably not, but it's all being placed on Trump's plate - it's his people that will be holding up the files now.  Congress did their part to vote on it, with veto-proof majorities.

And Trump has not been acting particularly well as of late.  And Republicans are squabbling over it.

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2 hours ago, TexArcher said:

Any chance somebody made copies before the redactions, so the truth comes out and they get caught trying to suppress it at the same time?

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27 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

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That'd be the ending in my novel: Vladimir Putin saves the US, digs out the nests of pedophiles, and gives vengeance to the abused.

Y'all would LIKE LITERALLY never see it coming.

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7 hours ago, tx ind said:

I dare anyone to watch Kash the whole time and not crack up.  
 

It’s like when you’re younger and your parents are questioning the kids on some shenanigans and targeting on another sibling and you just stfu so as to not get any of the heat.

6 hours ago, Tuco said:

He always has that look of someone trying to not look stoned, and failing. 

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lulz

Mark Epstein: You know, they used to fly in each other's planes. Like I said, you know, they say Donald was on Jeff's plane like seven times, but I questioned, have they checked Donald's flight logs from those days to see how many times Jeffrey was on his plane? Because I know Jeffrey told me on a number of occasions that he flew up or flew down with Donald on his plane.



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