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1 hour ago, crash_davis said:

How's that any different from the meth head carnies who assemble and run the pop up carnival rides?

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duuuuuude,  i specifically included an asterix to include the hot brazil wimmins.....     which you bagged and tagged and have 2 trophies to prove it.

Just joshin’

Cadê o alemão Hefeweizen?

Mas tem razão, minhas princesas brasileiras-texanas são as melhores coisas da minha vida.

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In a world gone mad.  One will rise.  And one will fall.  Coming this summer to Chinese theaters near you, “chutes and ladders:  the movie”

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should've put a sail on it.  hey zeus people are dumb

this shit looks like a fucking movie!  Chrysler 300 that got hit from behind had fatality.

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1 hour ago, RPM said:

 

Looks like someone is going to have to cancel his family's great American Adventure. 

Edited by Mr. Blutarsky
It needed to be done.

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55 minutes ago, markstanco said:

"so what do you do for a living?"

"I used to drive trains, looking for something different now."

Surely there has to be a person that looks at load height and clearance on routes.  It's not entirely on the engineer, right?

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5 minutes ago, You don't know me said:

Surely there has to be a person that looks at load height and clearance on routes.  It's not entirely on the engineer, right?

According to the replies they were heading to the auto unloading yard and took the wrong spur.

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10 hours ago, mulletpelini said:

should've put a sail on it.  hey zeus people are dumb

this shit looks like a fucking movie!  Chrysler 300 that got hit from behind had fatality.

Was It John Conner?

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Just now, markstanco said:

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There is at least one member of Surly who committed the epic dumbassery of taking a vehicle under a bridge that was too low, scalping and totally the vehicle.  That person is Wulaw.  He also had a sex tent.

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10 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

There is at least one member of Surly who committed the epic dumbassery of taking a vehicle under a bridge that was too low, scalping and totally the vehicle.  That person is Wulaw.  He also had a sex tent.

Its like a tag line for one of the greatest American films of all time:  Wulaw Jones and the Temple of the Sex Tent

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On 9/15/2020 at 11:43 AM, Armybrat said:

Trombone player in the Stanford Tree band got run over in the end zone at the end of that game-winning play for Cal in 1982.

google The Play 1982

How old were you in 1982? 70?

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Not holy shit, but kinda neat. 
 

it’s crazy what you accomplish when you shift your college energy from getting puss to... well, anything else.

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40 minutes ago, Doc Reeves said:


 

Not holy shit, but kinda neat. 
 

it’s crazy what you accomplish when you shift your college energy from getting puss to... well, anything else.

the equivalent of 7 times the national salary.

 

money well spent.

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47 minutes ago, Doc Reeves said:


 

Not holy shit, but kinda neat. 
 

it’s crazy what you accomplish when you shift your college energy from getting puss to... well, anything else.

Why do you think he built that? Bitches love Batmobiles.  

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2 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

I joke for those who get my jokes. Thanks for getting it.

While I salute most of your catalog, and the episode referenced was spot on, the Gif in question is post Coitus George  so I only give it a B+.

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4 minutes ago, ABSR said:

While I salute most of your catalog, and the episode referenced was spot on, the Gif in question is post Coitus George  so I only give it a B+.

Oh yeah, WELL I HAD SEX WITH YOUR WIFE!

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52 minutes ago, ABSR said:

While I salute most of your catalog, and the episode referenced was spot on, the Gif in question is post Coitus George  so I only give it a B+.

The jerk store called...

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