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The Batshit Insane QAnon Conspiracy Theory


Hugo Stiglitz

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I've been seeing a few people, just asking questions you know, talking about maybe the whole Qanon movement was a movement ginned up by some folks (or a group) on the left to do two things:

  1. Make the right look crazy, which it succeeded in doing, which would push moderates to the left
  2. Control some of the more radical elements on the right, by telling them to "be patient, it's all part of the plan, you just have to wait, just trust Q and everything will work out."

I'm beginning think that they are right.  If you really wanted to fuck with the Republicans, while keeping the more nuttier people on the right under control, Qanon would be the perfect operation to do it.  It's cheap as hell to pull off - the various social media and website platforms are cheap/free.  Get a math nerd to toss in some encryption stuff that everybody can access/use, and have somebody who was a longtime government bureaucrat or in the military toss in somewhat specific terms that make people think "OHHH HE'S IMPORTANT IN THE MILITARY."

Fucking genius.

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1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

It was a bunch of lefties that came up with VEEP, and there's no way real life could come close to that kind of imaginary batshittery.

Oh.

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I think it's time to go back and watch Veep again. I think the past week could make that run-through even funnier.

21 minutes ago, Queen Bitch said:

Turns out WE were Q, all this time. Quite the twist.

Aubrey appears to have taken the red pill. He's becoming self-aware. LOL

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Well...I just found out a direct family member is a QAnon believer. He sent me a rambling email telling me to not believe what I read on the internet about QAnon, explaining that all the fake stories they promote are done on purpose to throw off their “enemies”.

It was a confusing, crazy diatribe that was unlike anything I’ve ever heard from this person, who used to be a highly intelligent, sharp thinker.

All of this Trump disinformation, QAnon, Scientology and other crazy ass stuff is really starting to become depressing.

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1 hour ago, Dbeasy said:

All of this Trump disinformation, QAnon, Scientology and other crazy ass stuff is really starting to become depressing.

I'm beginning to wonder if we should start feeding their paranoia and craziness, but at the same time directing them to non-confrontational means.  Here are some key catchphrases we all need to learn.

  • Trust the plan
  • Hillary will be arrested, but President Trump is just waiting for the right moment.
  • JFK Jr. will reveal himself at the appropriate time.
  • The happening is two weeks awake.
  • Indictments are imminent
  • There is a storm coming - have you seen Tropical Storm Eta?  Think that's a coincidence?
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again, here is texags Q thread.  These people are fucking insane.  VCAT is violent criminal apprehension team.

Shirley, THIS time the arrest will really happen.  Font is too small, but all those posts in the middle seem to suggest that Four Seasons Landscaping was not a mistake but yet another message.  I know people have been falling into cults since the beginning of time, but ffs, this a virus.

 

Interesting.
Someone on the Chan's known as VCAT anon
Violent Criminal Apprehension Team.

"Hello anons, VCAT here. Arrests starting soon, as early as Wednesday, November 11 at around 5PM EST.
VCAT jurisdiction is typically restricted to the Charlotte, NC area. Due to the especially heinous nature of crimes committed entailing "pizza", VCAT has been given the green light by the FBI to make arrests when the time is right. Strap in, POTUS knew what was happening all along, and he's been showing his hand to the deep state with the 4 Seasons "booking mistake" and Hunter drops."

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I missed the Q drop warning the swamp was going to attempt gaslighting the entire ****ing USA.
 
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30 minutes ago, gyroprotagonist said:

again, here is texags Q thread.  These people are fucking insane.  VCAT is violent criminal apprehension team.

Shirley, THIS time the arrest will really happen.  Font is too small, but all those posts in the middle seem to suggest that Four Seasons Landscaping was not a mistake but yet another message.  I know people have been falling into cults since the beginning of time, but ffs, this a virus.

 

Interesting.
Someone on the Chan's known as VCAT anon
Violent Criminal Apprehension Team.

"Hello anons, VCAT here. Arrests starting soon, as early as Wednesday, November 11 at around 5PM EST.
VCAT jurisdiction is typically restricted to the Charlotte, NC area. Due to the especially heinous nature of crimes committed entailing "pizza", VCAT has been given the green light by the FBI to make arrests when the time is right. Strap in, POTUS knew what was happening all along, and he's been showing his hand to the deep state with the 4 Seasons "booking mistake" and Hunter drops."

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I missed the Q drop warning the swamp was going to attempt gaslighting the entire ****ing USA.
 
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it's one thing to see the crazies posting shit on the internet (Texags Q, twitter, etc)
Really heartbreaking and infuriating to read real world impacts on people and families. Crushing. 

Heartbreaking is right. I posted to my fb feed begging folks to stand up and reach out to those ensnared by Q nonsense.
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11 minutes ago, troph said:


Heartbreaking is right. I posted to my fb feed begging folks to stand up and reach out to those ensnared by Q nonsense.

I just listened to a short podcast that was one woman's story of losing her mother to conspiracies and Q. When she described her mom's behavior to a neurologist, she was told it shared many symptoms with early onset dementia. 

https://pca.st/episode/2f297007-1ba2-488b-9b03-c3cdac83f85a

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5 minutes ago, Captainant said:

I just listened to a short podcast that was one woman's story of losing her mother to conspiracies and Q. When she described her mom's behavior to a neurologist, she was told it shared many symptoms with early onset dementia. 

https://pca.st/episode/2f297007-1ba2-488b-9b03-c3cdac83f85a

Those Q people were in a comprehensive but laser-focused media silo for years. The fan fiction was reality for them Their first defensive action as a group has always been to shape a narrative that blends damaging facts with the delusion. 

Ironic, I think, given how re-education would help most regain a semblance of reality with respect. 

Kindness always. Some are quite scared. Remember - Q was very dark fiction set in this moment. Q supporters are scared of Biden voters. 

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40 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

This is the one that really gets me. Why the fuck would they think JFK Jr. would be on their side?

Also, since he was wealthy...and you know...in media already...wouldn't he just start Qanon earlier like in the mid-2000's?  What made him awake from a 20-year slumber to talk about pizza and pedophilia?  Oh yes, that's right.  The great Trump Awakening.  

You want to get into conspiracies?  Maybe point out that JFK JR. trained on equipment at the same time at some of the same air strips in SE Florida as some of the September 11th hijackers.  Is that fun?  Is that cool?  Is that worth a website?  You fucking lunatics.  

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On 11/9/2020 at 8:23 PM, atomheartbevo said:

Art Bell had his following for decades. 

Art Bell was awesome. Fond memories of working through the night with that in the background. The show was supposedly about the paranormal, but it was really about getting entertained by poor souls calling in telling about the Shadow People they'd see on the patio. Like sitting around the camp fire as a kid, hearing about the werewolf ready to grab any kids who sneak out of the cabins.

Alex Jones is just ear bleed.

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6 minutes ago, NWBuck said:

It's such a pity that she's an attractive white woman. Those folks are never given second chances.

Pretty decent chance that a black man throwing shit around target, threatening others, and breaking shit ends up shot multiple times.

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21 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

Art Bell was awesome. Fond memories of working through the night with that in the background. The show was supposedly about the paranormal, but it was really about getting entertained by poor souls calling in telling about the Shadow People they'd see on the patio. Like sitting around the camp fire as a kid, hearing about the werewolf ready to grab any kids who sneak out of the cabins.

Alex Jones is just ear bleed.

Oh Art was awesome.  We lived in one place with little to do, and had an awesome AM station.    I used to listen to him at night. Prairie Home Companion, Dr. Demento.  

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On 11/11/2020 at 4:29 PM, RDCanecutter said:

Art Bell was awesome. Fond memories of working through the night with that in the background. The show was supposedly about the paranormal, but it was really about getting entertained by poor souls calling in telling about the Shadow People they'd see on the patio. Like sitting around the camp fire as a kid, hearing about the werewolf ready to grab any kids who sneak out of the cabins.

Alex Jones is just ear bleed.

Shadow People on the property line, black helicopters circling overhead, ghostly apparitions; severe, generalized paranoia; all of this, coupled with the fact Art's core audience were people who never slept, lead me to conclude that the vast majority of his callers were in the throes of meth addiction. 

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