Jump to content

Surly Parler Feedback/Content Thread


BurntOrange&White

Recommended Posts

Created a Parler account to troll their platform base. I’ll be posting all memes, news, and content that you provide in this thread. 
 

Suggestions on who to follow will also be greatly appreciated. Doing so will allow us to start the festivities and fun. 
 

Any changes or suggestions to the following name, @ name, or profile picture? Part of me thinks we should make it a cute girl pfp to get follows fast. 
 

 

B97B835A-4782-46F4-8F2A-5935A58B366E.jpeg

Edited by BurntOrange&White
Link to comment
Share on other sites

I opened up Parler to start an account. Then I suddenly remembered this biker bar that used to be on a backroad to Bessemer. Had a mural on the outside wall of a skeleton in Confederate uniform crawling out of a grave. I always thought I got the most out of the place by just driving on by.

  • Hook 'Em 3
  • Like 2
Link to comment
Share on other sites

6 minutes ago, workswithseed said:

Awe, you didn't like my message? 



 

I just deleted the joined Parler message  

Parlers servers are shit. Everything seems to be a networking error for me when I upload a pfp/cover photo but it shows it upload if I close app and restart 

Edited by BurntOrange&White
Link to comment
Share on other sites

7 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

If they tie that account to this site, they'll know something is up the moment they browse Surly and don't see a massive qanon cheerleading thread.

I will blame you only if you promise to blame me and then we can both blame Derka. 

Link to comment
Share on other sites

first question: how much porn is already there?

second question: do y'all know that searching google for the user name in the OP + parler already brings up this site as the second hit?  and i did that search from a VM on my pornbox with every browser lockdown extension i can find on it, so it isn't polluted by showing me results from whatever egg-carton google has put me in. 

iow, your cover is already blown and the myanmar muslims will be along shortly. 

Edited by elfenix
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Looks like this could be another grift opportunity. Surly could use this like an OnlyFans subscription. Pretend to be a transgender woman needing money to become “right with God” or something as equally disturbing. Use pictures of some obscure cam model. Have a link to a surgery fund and voila, the servers pay for themselves.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

8 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

I mean more like, how can we fleece money off these rubes. Sell T-Shirts?

I've always liked @Brisketexan's idea to sell alt-right insurance.

TRUMPCARD Insurance! We provide peace of mind in the case of loss at the hands of:

Antifa, MS-13, Pedophile Satanists, adrenochrome harvesters, Marxist ideas, and Muslim radicals.

For the low cost of $44.99 a month, you can sleep soundly knowing that whatever they take from you, we can get it back*

*Loss of national identity and racial superiority NOT INCLUDED.

Link to comment
Share on other sites



×
×
  • Create New...