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2 hours ago, Chad said:

https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/ncaafb/texas-a-26m-star-rb-isaiah-spiller-heading-to-nfl/ar-AAROeyW

 

The aggy are going to be lacking a RB in an addition to a QB in the Gator Bowl. Spiller declared for the NFL, will they even be able to break the 10 point thresh hold against Wake Forest?

If they beat WF, they will brag on how Jimbo pulled one out of his hat with a depleted staff and players.

If they lose, its a "didnt want to be there" game. Book it. 

16 minutes ago, Gaffords said:

I'm curious how large was the fascist movement on the aggy campus in 1939.

Probably about the same as in 2021. 

1 minute ago, markstanco said:

If they beat WF, they will brag on how Jimbo pulled one out of his hat with a depleted staff and players.

If they lose, its a "didnt want to be there" game. Book it. 

To be objective, this applies to all secsecsec schools. They constantly make excuses for themselves when they get their asses kicked by random school. See Florida last year and Georgia in 2018. 

20 minutes ago, Gaffords said:

I'm curious how large was the fascist movement on the aggy campus in 1939.

They had as many admirers of fascism then as they have there today as shown here by Comrade Hitler Franco Lenin Doerr.

 

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7 minutes ago, markstanco said:

If they beat WF, they will brag on how Jimbo pulled one out of his hat with a depleted staff and players.

If they lose, its a "didnt want to be there" game. Book it. 

If fairness, Wake Forest had this game circled back in early August knowing they would play an 8-4 SEC team in their bowl game. It's like their super bowl.

So Elko let the DL coach at Duke go... only surprising in that he seems like an actually good coach there developmentally at least. Just had two he recruited and developed drafted into the NFL last draft.

Still possible Robinson jumps ship from 8&4 over to Duke as DC/DL coach. We'll likely know next week if so.

 

3 hours ago, Randolph Duke said:

They had as many admirers of fascism then as they have there today as shown here by Comrade Hitler Franco Lenin Doerr.

 

aggy yearbook nazi.jpeg

If Collie Town had been in Germany, that would have been the biggest SSaggy factory...

I can see how that would've played out..

URGENT

STOP!!! DON'T TOUCH THE JEWS.

SSaggy is the real threat to all humanity and sheep.  They must be stopped before they contaminate us all.

Hitler. 

I have released SSaggy on humanity. And with that, I have become dumb. I'm going to go put a bullet in my head now.

 

I'm curious how large was the fascist movement on the aggy campus in 1939.

Well, they have a whole group that still dresses that way.

They could have a pile of dogshit wear a DC hat and they wouldn’t lose commitments. Players are bought.  The DC don’t matter. 

If Collie Town had been in Germany, that would have been the biggest SSaggy factory...
I can see how that would've played out..
URGENT
STOP!!! DON'T TOUCH THE JEWS.
SSaggy is the real threat to all humanity and sheep.  They must be stopped before they contaminate us all.
Hitler. 
I have released SSaggy on humanity. And with that, I have become dumb. I'm going to go put a bullet in my head now.
 

Did someone feed RD after midnight?
1 hour ago, MAUFRAIS said:


Did someone feed RD after midnight?

After midnight, he's going to let it all hang down.

A pic of the Fawt-en Take-sus aggy Baned sent to me by my Demon Deac BIL after the last time WF and aggy squared off in the Belk Bowl.  He used to work with an aggy that he despised based on utter weirdness and incompetence. 
 

It was simply captioned “retreat!”  

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11 minutes ago, deadshank said:

A pic of the Fawt-en Take-sus aggy Baned sent to me by my Demon Deac BIL after the last time WF and aggy squared off in the Belk Bowl.  He used to work with an aggy that he despised based on utter weirdness and incompetence. 
 

It was simply captioned “retreat!”  

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Hitler's youth got cool little daggers made from the finest German steel.

SSaggy are only allowed fake swords.

2 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Spiller gone? Lolol

Yep. And aggy has convinced themselves he's going to be a monster in the NFL 

Better than Ricky and Earl combined. 

16 minutes ago, Deej said:

Yep. And aggy has convinced themselves he's going to be a monster in the NFL 

Better than Ricky and Earl combined. 

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=y0MTQnD_yWk

Edit: damn it. All of a sudden Google is smart enough to screen out embedded videos and make you watch them on their YT platform. The videos are Earl’s top 10 plays and Ricky’s pro highlights. Fun to watch. And no, Spiller is no Earl or Ricky. 

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At this point we are probably closer to the coming of Christ than we are to aggys last championship.


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1 hour ago, NOOBSDUDE said:

At this point we are probably closer to the coming of Christ than we are to aggys last championship.


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aggy's last championship was closer to the start of the Civil War than it is to now.

I think we need a comprehensive list of historical events that are closer to the one aggy championship than we are now.  Here's a few

The Lincoln/Douglas debates

Harper's Ferry

Custer's Last Stand

17 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

I think we need a comprehensive list of historical events that are closer to the one aggy championship than we are now.  Here's a few

The Lincoln/Douglas debates

Harper's Ferry

Custer's Last Stand

Nm 

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Furk.

MediaWiki shit the bed and aggypedia (at least the wiki portion) is down right now.

I'm having to recreate the pages from database exports in a new format (not MediaWiki).

I'll post again when we've finished.

Meanwhile the photos are still available at https://aggypedia.com/home/

 

15 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

They could have a pile of dogshit wear a DC hat and they wouldn’t lose commitments. Players are bought.  The DC don’t matter. 

Orlando and manny Diaz already have a job 

13 hours ago, Deej said:

Yep. And aggy has convinced themselves he's going to be a monster in the NFL 

Better than Ricky and Earl combined. 

They are probably also saying a incoming freshman is better than them all. 

1 hour ago, aggypedia said:

Furk.

MediaWiki shit the bed and aggypedia (at least the wiki portion) is down right now.

I'm having to recreate the pages from database exports in a new format (not MediaWiki).

I'll post again when we've finished.

Meanwhile the photos are still available at https://aggypedia.com/home/

 

yikes!

2 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

I think we need a comprehensive list of historical events that are closer to the one aggy championship than we are now.  Here's a few

The Lincoln/Douglas debates

Harper's Ferry

Custer's Last Stand

The entirety of the Civil War

The invention of the telephone

 

Give it 15 more years and we will be on par with the time since the death of the last signer of the Declaration of Independence. 🤣

If a baby were born on the day that TAMC beat Tulane in the SB to clinch the NC, they could be admitted to TAMU (if male) before there were 50 stars on the US flag. 

16 minutes ago, statsman said:

If a baby were born on the day that TAMC beat Tulane in the SB to clinch the NC, they could be admitted to TAMU (if male) before there were 50 stars on the US flag. 

There is not a single individual on the planet who has seen Texas A&M compete for or win a national championship in any major sport.

Furk.
MediaWiki shit the bed and aggypedia (at least the wiki portion) is down right now.
I'm having to recreate the pages from database exports in a new format (not MediaWiki).
I'll post again when we've finished.
Meanwhile the photos are still available at https://aggypedia.com/home/
 

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I had to listen 3 times trying to figure out wtf he's trying to sing

Is that a fuckin Creed song?
22 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:
 

 

Great googly moogly, kill it with fire...

   
Looks like someone from the "Identifying Capitol Rioters" thread
42 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:
 

 

Has anyone told him how ridiculous he looks? Quinn Ewers thinks his hair looks like shit. 

Let me guess...Nickelback for the encore?

aggy is gonna have to spend several million dollars just to clean up all the jizz after today's class signings.....school Pres will probably cancel classes for the next two days to celebrate.

do they put this #1 recruiting class on ThE wAlL?

and in 2 years from now after having 2 less than 10 win seasons in a row do they put the #1 transfer out class in the nation on tHe WaLl?

 

14 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

I think we need a comprehensive list of historical events that are closer to the one aggy championship than we are now.  Here's a few

The Lincoln/Douglas debates

Harper's Ferry

Custer's Last Stand

The reign of Tyrannosaurus rex (~65 mya) is closer in time to 2021 than it is Brontosaurus/Apatosaurus (~150 Mya)

aggy's only title is much closer in time to the discoveries of Tyrannosaurus rex (1900) and Brontosaurus/Apatosaurus (1879/1877) than it is to 2021. 

4 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:
 

 

He looks like he sells molly to 16 year olds and is involved in one too many pyramid schemes. 

18 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

I think we need a comprehensive list of historical events that are closer to the one aggy championship than we are now.  Here's a few

The Lincoln/Douglas debates

Harper's Ferry

Custer's Last Stand

On the seventh day God created aggy tears.

8 hours ago, Rickylovesweed said:

It really is amazing that it's been that long since aggy won a conference championship. 

Conference championship?!

aggy has struggled to finish above .500 in conference play for most of the past quarter century. They have struggled to just be competitive against conference competition. 

10 hours ago, Rickylovesweed said:

It really is amazing that it's been that long since aggy won a conference championship. 

Our lack of championships is equally amazing, shitty and puzzling. 

21 minutes ago, JGHorn said:

Our lack of championships is equally amazing, shitty and puzzling. 

But quite different. We have missed out because we can’t beat our rival. 

28 minutes ago, JGHorn said:

Our lack of championships is equally amazing, shitty and puzzling. 

You would make a lousy Cubs fan. Or Knicks fan. Or Cleveland Browns fan. Or....

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