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17 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

I am beginning to wonder if Jimbo isn't trying to force aggy's hand. 

Why the hell does a head coach need to be a studio production meeting anyway?

The coach tells them talking points. What players are doing well, what the team is focusing on, etc. It’s the stuff the color guys fill in. “Roshon is really a leader. Talked to the team last week”, etc. 

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You’re welcome.

Bottom line. It sucks.
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1 hour ago, Pancho said:

 

 

He pretty clearly didn't want to have to answer questions about their bonfire that has started smoldering early...several weeks before it would normally collapse.

Seems like it makes it easier on the production crew by not having to decipher what Coach Boomhauer is saying. 

1 hour ago, Pancho said:

 

Can’t watch someone fuck your wife if you don’t show up

I wonder if Glover caught wind and was informed of what aggy represents and said fuck off? I doubt it, probably got phone calls about playing all that black music with black lyrics, not up to aggy code. They want the anti-semite black guy because he's more like them I guess?

Somebody probably sent them a copy of the lyrics to that song. Love Glover/Gambino, BTW.

Sandstorm. It will literally bring the house down. 

27 minutes ago, Deej said:

Sandstorm. It will literally bring the house down. 

They even more pathetic part is they they ripped Sandstorm off from their cross division rival. South Carolina had been playing it for 5 years before aggy stadiums began to sway. 

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They built that DJ booth with a $100 Home Depot gift card and still had money leftover.

2 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

Can’t watch someone fuck your wife if you don’t show up

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2 hours ago, demos said:


You’re welcome.

Bottom line. It sucks.

Whew. So glad you clarified this. 

6 hours ago, John Coctostan said:

Please don't bring that up. I've really been trying to forget that for years.

 

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I am sure dumbo was just avoiding potential questions about the gomer swim and tennis teams, and bailed after that?

Aggies desperately flipping through the contract to see if skipping TV production meeting constitutes cause.

12 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:
13 hours ago, Texas St. Armadillos said:
Is Ole Miss really only -2?  With the home field 3 points, that means the books are seeing only -5.
Seems oddly low, but that's why I don't gamble.

Ole Miss was exposed for the frauds they are. Nothing more than the typical SEC inflated ranking and people associating the high ranking with being really good. Not to say that aggy is good.

kiffin klan are the new corndog in the east

aggy are in trouble tomorrow

12 hours ago, bluto said:

Just look at what ole miss has done this yr. Not overly impressive outside of the Kentucky shit fest. 

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Guess somebody still needs to give em a Phat Beat.

That was so terrible. What year was that, 98ish? I hope all those kids who did that failed their class.
7 hours ago, Eugene11 said:

Why the hell does a head coach need to be a studio production meeting anyway?

tradition?

26 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

kiffin klan are the new corndog in the east west

aggy are in trouble tomorrow

 

All this aggy misery and not a peep from Randolph Duke?  Are we sure he’s alive or does just beat off to aggy tears non stop when it’s this bad so he doesn’t have the  time or energy to post?  

1 hour ago, Hook1997 said:

All this aggy misery and not a peep from Randolph Duke?  Are we sure he’s alive or does just beat off to aggy tears non stop when it’s this bad so he doesn’t have the  time or energy to post?  

I think he’s quarantined after the past week’s events

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1 hour ago, Hook1997 said:

All this aggy misery and not a peep from Randolph Duke?  Are we sure he’s alive or does just beat off to aggy tears non stop when it’s this bad so he doesn’t have the  time or energy to post?  

He's, uh... not in a good place

 

9 hours ago, markstanco said:


That was so terrible. What year was that, 98ish? I hope all those kids who did that failed their class.

So terrible the whole board (that was alive at the time) remembers it 24 years later. Terribly brilliant. 

7 minutes ago, Doctor of Neighborhood said:

Hadn’t been tracking that aggy saved the SEC, but now I know.

A&M and Mizzou joining the SEC made the SEC Network a success.

At least Missouri has won their division. 

28 minutes ago, Doctor of Neighborhood said:

Hadn’t been tracking that aggy saved the SEC, but now I know.

Well, welcome to 2022, Sunshine!

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The corps dorks are doing their annual worship of the Great Pumpkin ritual.... god they're weird... 

 

1 hour ago, Doctor of Neighborhood said:

Hadn’t been tracking that aggy saved the SEC, but now I know.

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they've brought full aggy to the sec in addition regular-grade scandal and disrepute, but what's unique about this post is this new claim for a Natty in 1940

that's not even on the pyle wall..... today

the 1940 final AP poll on 2 December:

gopher 8-0

tree 9-0

meatchicken 7-1

creamsicle 10-0

fighting fluties 10-0

aggy 8-1

aggy finished SIXTH in the final 1940 AP poll, but i think i found the glitch....

AP #1 votes in the final poll:

minnesota 65

stanford 44

michigan 5

tennessee 10

boston college 7

aggy 1

one single solitary 1st-place vote in the 1940 AP final poll

good enough

put it on the wall

 

20 hours ago, 'stache said:

I wonder if Glover caught wind and was informed of what aggy represents and said fuck off? I doubt it, probably got phone calls about playing all that black music with black lyrics, not up to aggy code. They want the anti-semite black guy because he's more like them I guess?

There was a post on Texags that pretty much said this. Something to the tune of "why is he silenced when he's speaking the truth?" I went back to find it and the mods had deleted it and threatened the poster with a ban. But there are still quite a few gems in this thread: https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3333770/1

23 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

The corps dorks are doing their annual worship of the Great Pumpkin ritual.... god they're weird... 

 

Beat me to it. Hahahaha.

2 hours ago, Doctor of Neighborhood said:

Hadn’t been tracking that aggy saved the SEC, but now I know.

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Yes they rejuvenated the conference who was on a 6 year national championship streak. Since their arrival the SEC has only won 6 of 10. Real rejuvenation effort there aggy

1 hour ago, bluto said:

Weigman era begins today 

King hurt still?

39 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

King hurt still?

Jimbo trying to make sure he can't still use this as a redshirt year.

1 hour ago, Longboard Horn said:

The corps dorks are doing their annual worship of the Great Pumpkin ritual.... god they're weird... 

 

Just missing the white hoods. aggy are such an embarrassment to Texas. 

Gut feeling that A&M pulls one out of their ass tonight. God hates us too much to let A&M start 3-5.

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3 minutes ago, ATXhorn17 said:

Gut feeling that A&M pulls one out of their ass tonight. God hates us too much to let A&M start 3-5.

Tell your gut to get fucked.

Just in case it has slipped anyone's mind, here is Nostradumbass' playoff prediction.  He might get Michigan in.  I doubt it.  The other three teams are 4-3, 4-3, and 3-4 (LULZ).

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