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3 minutes ago, deft said:

Pokes would will truck aggy in the texas bowl

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17 hours ago, Pancho said:

 

 

 

all about that 3 stripe life

A couple of aggy at my kid’s last soccer game this morning…it was quite amazing…


“Texas is gonna find out what a meat grinder the SEC is.”

“Nothing prepares you for the week in week out physicality of it.”

“Maybe we should go back to the Big 12.”

“Maybe both of us should.”

“We should’ve never left.”

“And should’ve never left the SWC.”

“We’d rule the Big 12.”

12 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:

A couple of aggy at my kid’s last soccer game this morning…it was quite amazing…


“Texas is gonna find out what a meat grinder the SEC is.”

“Nothing prepares you for the week in week out physicality of it.”

“Maybe we should go back to the Big 12.”

“Maybe both of us should.”

“We should’ve never left.”

“And should’ve never left the SWC.”

“We’d rule the Big 12.”

God, what it must be like to be aggy. Those MF'ers would struggle to win the American and Sun Belt.

Fuck aggy

5 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Looks like he should have spent less time talking to Mike Elko and more time getting his team ready for Smithson Valley yesterday.

He lost to them last week, SV beat A&M Consolidated yesterday. Took out both College Station teams.

56 minutes ago, Crapinon said:

I won't pollute the game thread with this, but the mental gymnastics they're going through explaining Texas kicking ass are hilarious. 

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3428172/1

Artorias said:
This game shows how weak the B12 schedule is and why the sips resume is a joke.

Agreed. No way they could beat the likes of Alabama
 

Does it even matter to remind them we beat Bama? At their house? By two scores?

You know what, nevermind. I answered my own question......

14 minutes ago, hookem48 said:

He lost to them last week, SV beat A&M Consolidated yesterday. Took out both College Station teams.

Go Rangers! Hook 'em!

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Fucking deer corn. I ain't going through the hassle of posting there but want to ask him after his thoughtful observations about Bama, "Then why did yall not beat them?"

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Real brain trusts over there

lulz. those dudes would rather give osama bin laden's corpse a blow-job than admit we're gonna destroy their ass next year. 

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https://footballscoop.com/news/update-at-texas-a-m

Perhaps most prominently, per sources, renowned strength and conditioning coach David Feeley has decided not to accept Elko's offer to join him at Texas A&M. 

Kevin Johns will be considered for the A&M offensive coordinator position, but Elko also has worked to target numerous offensive play-callers around the sport.

Tyler Santucci, widely considered one of the top up-and-coming defensive minds in college football, will not accompany Elko to College Station.

A&M interim head coach Elijah Robinson has been offered a meaningful position by Elko; but he continues to evaluate an opportunity to join Fran Brown's staff at Syracuse as well as other options. Sources tell FootballScoop Robinson is expected to make a decision in the coming days. 

5 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

https://footballscoop.com/news/update-at-texas-a-m

Perhaps most prominently, per sources, renowned strength and conditioning coach David Feeley has decided not to accept Elko's offer to join him at Texas A&M. 

Kevin Johns will be considered for the A&M offensive coordinator position, but Elko also has worked to target numerous offensive play-callers around the sport.

Tyler Santucci, widely considered one of the top up-and-coming defensive minds in college football, will not accompany Elko to College Station.

A&M interim head coach Elijah Robinson has been offered a meaningful position by Elko; but he continues to evaluate an opportunity to join Fran Brown's staff at Syracuse as well as other options. Sources tell FootballScoop Robinson is expected to make a decision in the coming days. 

Hahahahaha!!

6 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

https://footballscoop.com/news/update-at-texas-a-m

Perhaps most prominently, per sources, renowned strength and conditioning coach David Feeley has decided not to accept Elko's offer to join him at Texas A&M. 

Kevin Johns will be considered for the A&M offensive coordinator position, but Elko also has worked to target numerous offensive play-callers around the sport.

Tyler Santucci, widely considered one of the top up-and-coming defensive minds in college football, will not accompany Elko to College Station.

A&M interim head coach Elijah Robinson has been offered a meaningful position by Elko; but he continues to evaluate an opportunity to join Fran Brown's staff at Syracuse as well as other options. Sources tell FootballScoop Robinson is expected to make a decision in the coming days. 

He's such an exceptional recruiter that he can't get commitments from his current staff.

Breaking news: Texags posters think Texas would lose to Bama now, which is “a whole different team.” Apparently, Texas got off easy playing Bama in their house at night, while Aggies had to face a much tougher game in their own stadium, smh.

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1 hour ago, CooterBrown said:

A couple of aggy at my kid’s last soccer game this morning…it was quite amazing…


“Texas is gonna find out what a meat grinder the SEC is.”

“Nothing prepares you for the week in week out physicality of it.”

“Maybe we should go back to the Big 12.”

“Maybe both of us should.”

“We should’ve never left.”

“And should’ve never left the SWC.”

“We’d rule the Big 12.”

Aggy are National Champs at rationalization. 

Every. Damn. Year.

27 minutes ago, Navin R. Johnson said:

Don’t worry, Elko was expecting this so it’s no big deal 

Billy Liucci knew it all along. Just couldn’t tell everyone. 

Who knew that when your coaching hire is as boring as milk, that nobody would want to join their staff...

Vintage 80S GIF

 

Might as well call him coach Milk-o. 

3 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Aggy are National Champs at rationalization. 

Every. Damn. Year.

It’s all they’ll ever have

3 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Aggy are National Champs at rationalization. 

Every. Damn. Year.

It’s called a “nutty”.

1 hour ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

In preparation for next year, can someone design a "Where's Jimbo?" shirt please.

"DON'T CARE, WHERE'S JIMBO"?

Autozone, Walmart, and McDonald’s are the only things B/CS has in relationship with the rest of America.

Hook’em!!!

Funny how the Horns beat Bama in one of their “down years,” as they play Georgia in the SEC championship game. Go figure the delusional mind of aggy. Got to script the narrative somehow?

Hook’em!!!

1 hour ago, PNWhornsfan said:

Who knew that when your coaching hire is as boring as milk, that nobody would want to join their staff...

Vintage 80S GIF

 

Might as well call him coach Milk-o. 

Melk-o?

 

55 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Every aggy that has my number is texting me now saying UT is out. Fucking morons

Who knows but I haven’t seen any talking heads agree with them. 

1 hour ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Every aggy that has my number is texting me now saying UT is out. Fucking morons

And those keyboard wizards and their never been relevant football team aren't even within ten light years from being considered for the CFP. 

4 hours ago, MAUFRAIS said:

Doesn’t matter. Fired Jimbo.

That’s a t shirt!

Cross posting because it got lost in the game thread, but does the aggy QB have a mom as attractive as Ewers?

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3 hours ago, ChickenNuggets said:

Ewers feeling it | TexAgs

****Pokes vs Horns**** | TexAgs

Enter at your own risk... but some choice comments... stupidity, enlightenment, sour grapes... all the notes of a good vintage and vineyard when you're sipping those aggy tears.

 

like a piece of corn in a pile of shit:

You guys keep saying this kind of stuff, but every time you do, texas surprises. They weren't supposed to beat Alabama, but they did. They weren't supposed to beat Georgia a few years back, but they did. I won't be surprised if they show up to the SEC and surprise everyone. You guys routinely overestimate SEC football. I think in some ways it makes you feel better about our own football program. Facts are, horns are a pretty good football team, which is unfortunate given that Elko May need some time to work his magic with this team.

It comes across as sour grapes.
 
2 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Every aggy that has my number is texting me now saying UT is out. Fucking morons

Hang on to them receipts. 

Looch is getting triggered tonight

4 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Every aggy that has my number is texting me now saying UT is out. Fucking morons

Confused Jimmy Fallon GIF by The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
 

They’re reaching out to tell you “you were always on my mind”

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8 hours ago, TreatyOak said:

Breaking news: Texags posters think Texas would lose to Bama now, which is “a whole different team.” Apparently, Texas got off easy playing Bama in their house at night, while Aggies had to face a much tougher game in their own stadium, smh.

Don’t you know, Texas peaked in week 2?

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The best part of the entire Alabama would beat everyone right now is they conveniently overlook the miracle Alabama needed to escape Auburn with a win a week after mighty New Mexico State rode into the same stadium and issued a no lube buttfucking of that same Auburn team.

1 hour ago, troph said:

Don’t you know, Texas peaked in week 2?

Aggy is ridiculous.  They aren’t that stupid, they just realized that Texas is going to resume the 100 year domination and there is nothing aggy can do about it.

4 hours ago, Horn Dogg said:

Aggy is ridiculous.  They aren’t that stupid, they just realized that Texas is going to resume the 100 year domination and there is nothing aggy can do about it.

Excuse Me Reaction GIF by One Chicago
 

I assure you, the average online aggy, is indeed that stupid.

"lulz. those dudes would rather give osama bin laden's corpse a blow-job than admit we're gonna destroy their ass next year. "

Those gomers would eat the boogars out of a dead man's nose then complain there is no mustard.

9 hours ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

like a piece of corn in a pile of shit:

You guys keep saying this kind of stuff, but every time you do, texas surprises. They weren't supposed to beat Alabama, but they did. They weren't supposed to beat Georgia a few years back, but they did. I won't be surprised if they show up to the SEC and surprise everyone. You guys routinely overestimate SEC football. I think in some ways it makes you feel better about our own football program. Facts are, horns are a pretty good football team, which is unfortunate given that Elko May need some time to work his magic with this team.

It comes across as sour grapes tasting like a blend of Thunderbird, Ripple, and TwoBuckChuck
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Fixed it.

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21 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

"lulz. those dudes would rather give osama bin laden's corpse a blow-job than admit we're gonna destroy their ass next year. "

Those gomers would eat the boogars out of a dead man's nose then complain there is no mustard.

 

At least some of the bowl projections have aggy in the Texas bowl vs. Okie Light. That will be beautiful. The fighting Gundies will mudhole aggy.  

12 minutes ago, nnm said:

At least some of the bowl projections have aggy in the Texas bowl vs. Okie Light. That will be beautiful. The fighting Gundies will mudhole aggy.  

If aggy even has enough players sticking around to field a team.

At least some of the bowl projections have aggy in the Texas bowl vs. Okie Light. That will be beautiful. The fighting Gundies will mudhole aggy.  


No way in hell will aggy be allowed by Sankey to play OSU.

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