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17 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

 

Have to admit that kind of magic kicks ass.

Can he pull a David Copperfield and make the College Station "skyline" disappear?

Still, imagine being so out of touch with reality that you have no idea that high school kids say bruh 

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1 minute ago, texasdago said:

Have to admit that kind of magic kicks ass.

Can he pull a David Copperfield and make the College Station "skyline" disappear?

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49 minutes ago, Magus Ossis said:

Kyle Field All-time Record as of ND game 2024: 374-170-26, giving them credit for all the games they played against FCS patsies and real teams alike. That makes .679.

[334-156-12 through 2015 (per A&M media guide via Wikipedia), 40-14 since 2015 (per sports-reference.com)]

Our record at DKR is 400-122-10 (per UT Athletics via Wikipedia), or .761. Tell me again about the tougher place to play.

You're not allowing for the fact that, more often than not, they suck. A .679 winning percentage could be considered an achievement. 

This is going to be like the 2016 season, where aggy’s close opening loss against a strong Top 10 Norte Dame team will look shittier as the weeks go by and they realize the Irish aren’t that good. Except Texas actually enjoyed a win in 2016 before we crashed back to reality.

18 minutes ago, Pancho said:

The amount of politics on the main football forum over there is cray yet not surprising

 

 

Then this made me spit out my coffee

 

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Ah yes.  Arch and aggy.  Seems like such a natural fit.  JFC

4 minutes ago, South Austin said:

This is going to be like the 2016 season, where aggy’s close opening loss against a strong Top 10 Norte Dame team will look shittier as the weeks go by and they realize the Irish aren’t that good. Except Texas actually enjoyed a win in 2016 before we crashed back to reality.

The story isn't over. It's written in the stars. ND's cupcake schedule is going to get them matched up with us  in the playoffs and we're going to smoke their asses. Shortly after taking a midfield shit on EA Sports' "toughest place to play" in the last game of the regular season.

34 minutes ago, Pancho said:

The amount of politics on the main football forum over there is cray yet not surprising

 

 

Then this made me spit out my coffee

 

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"No one wants Arch".

LMFAO. Perfect.

Those ass wipes think that they'll have a QB controversy if they bench Wiggy. BWAHAHAH, they have the controversy now! 

They need to take a page out of Saban's book and bench that pothead TODAY. Let next man up show his stuff, and if needed the next one after him. If I were Elko, I'd do it publicly, now.

Saban accomplished three things by benching Milrose early last year.

1)He satisfied those bastards yelling for him to bench Milrose.

2) Showed those same dumb fucks what the other QBs play like and confirmed Milrose is the logical and better QB on the roster.

3) Let some of the air out of Milrose's fat head. Got Milrose back in line and focused on being a QB.

Elko benches Conner, and they will discover that Henderson or Reed at QB is the better option. Something is wrong with the pothead. To much Latin lettuce or that injury is still messing with his head. Either way he needs to go to #3 QB and let the other two show if they're as bad. Something for them has to change.

But then, they can avoid the controversy and keep starting Conner. Hee-Hee.

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You have to love the self-delusion.  They'd be no closer to winning the B1G than winning the SEC:

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11 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

You have to love the self-delusion.  They'd be no closer to winning the B1G than winning the SEC:

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“Aggie” Hello big 10, it’s the texum aggies. We was talking and we have decided to grace you with our presence. We will require a few things 1st. I’ll fax the list over.

“Big10” Saw the list and you forgot something. UT has to come with you.

”aggie” Wait a damn minute you and me don’t need them. I’m not understanding why you want them. Hello, hello, you there? 
Sorry John, the phone call dropped on your cricket wireless phone. 

5 hours ago, AnTiM said:

Awright, who the Hell wrote this post?  Ain't no way no aggy in this in tire country coulda writ such a erudite state mint.

I was sure that was a TreatyOak sock until he commented on it in this thread.

43 minutes ago, Victor R. Franko said:

Those ass wipes think that they'll have a QB controversy if they bench Wiggy. BWAHAHAH, they have the controversy now! 

They need to take a page out of Saban's book and bench that pothead TODAY. Let next man up show his stuff, and if needed the next one after him. If I were Elko, I'd do it publicly, now.

Saban accomplished three things by benching Milrose early last year.

1)He satisfied those bastards yelling for him to bench Milrose.

2) Showed those same dumb fucks what the other QBs play like and confirmed Milrose is the logical and better QB on the roster.

3) Let some of the air out of Milrose's fat head. Got Milrose back in line and focused on being a QB.

Elko benches Conner, and they will discover that Henderson or Reed at QB is the better option. Something is wrong with the pothead. To much Latin lettuce or that injury is still messing with his head. Either way he needs to go to #3 QB and let the other two show if they're as bad. Something for them has to change.

But then, they can avoid the controversy and keep starting Conner. Hee-Hee.

M-I-L-R-O-E.

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1 hour ago, Pancho said:

The amount of politics on the main football forum over there is cray yet not surprising

 

 

Then this made me spit out my coffee

 

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On 9/1/2024 at 9:23 AM, BlueGreySky said:

I need some Texags gold this morning.  Hair of the dog for an aggy tears hangover.

Elko is a UT plant, lol -"Make it make sense y'all. BMDs in the room had the wool
once again pulled over their eyes… There HAS to have been someone championing this guy on the sip payroll, and couching it in the guise of "this guy is an Aggie through and through", which we know plays to our weakness here. Just tired of us setting millions on fire and settling for middle of the conference."

 

 

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On 9/1/2024 at 8:42 AM, Hank Kingsley said:

Kyle Field is loud. But it doesn't feel hostile or intimidating to opponents apparently. 

They also pipe in noise. Just FYI. 

3 hours ago, Horndog said:

He needs to trademark "horrid group of skill talent. "

He needs a chin merkin.

3 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

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He's just a simple, caveman quarterback.

 

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3 hours ago, Voluminous Banality said:

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Put it at Dirty's

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Do your own research. Don't be fooled by your eyes and statistics.

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Pre-snap motion! E'erbody, be happy! Different doesn't have to mean better.

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Perfect dovetail with defense of Wiggy Baby. Lookout, Olin! Four-eyed 15-year-old is gunning for your ass!

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Sooo...they're actually below average. Refreshing honesty, kid. Lay some insight on me.

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Magic scheming. There you have it. Probably made a human sacrifice to Debil Texas.

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Nobody said this, Senor Hombre de Paja, but only because they didn't watch Vandy.

2 Some might say so.

3 They would all die. Don't do this. 

4 But, of course.

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Again, perfect dovetail with not being too worried about the Wigster. And not having "many" drops is stellar. Everybody, relax.

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Least of your problems.

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See? You only get this result with a great trainer. Next question.

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3 hours ago, South Austin said:

This is going to be like the 2016 season, where aggy’s close opening loss against a strong Top 10 Norte Dame team will look shittier as the weeks go by and they realize the Irish aren’t that good. Except Texas actually enjoyed a win in 2016 before we crashed back to reality.

I'm not now and never will defend ND, but have you looked at the ND schedule and are you familiar with the aggie way of "critical" thinking and football analysis

The next currently ranked opponent is FSU in Nov. At this point based, even on horrible performance against aggie, I don't see a potential loss until Louisville.

aggie is never going to see ND as shitty this season, and I don't see how ND, despite being shitty doesn't make the CFP.

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Monday afternoon aggy fact:

As of right now, SMU has won two more games this year than A&M, LSU, and FSU have combined.

4 hours ago, texasdago said:

Can he pull a David Copperfield and make the College Station "skyline" disappear?

It would more impressive if he made one appear.

26 minutes ago, Wayne said:

 

This is a big deal. They cannot afford to suffer losses on the OL. This is a bad unit that just got even uglier. 

 

Damn. They did not need that. They were down to third string in the game weren’t they?
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It's been an extra rough few days for Elko and the aggies, but I'd like to throw out one thing that has really impressed me about Elko.

Elko's lack of sweating to mass ratio so far is damn impressive. 

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Haynes King getting a big upset win brings extra lulz.

1 minute ago, deft said:


Damn. They did not need that. They were down to third string in the game weren’t they?

They will probably be OK with the Utah Center that transferred in.

54 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

...I don't see how ND, despite being shitty doesn't make the CFP.

 

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16 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

They will probably be OK with the Utah Center that transferred in.

Yep, he didn't start for Utah last year, but once Utah's starting center went down to injury they turned to a 2nd string right guard to take over. Once that guy didn't pan out, a few games later they replaced him with the center who will now likely start for A&M. They should be fine.

2 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Yep, he didn't start for Utah last year, but once Utah's starting center went down to injury they turned to a 2nd string right guard to take over. Once that guy didn't pan out, a few games later they replaced him with the center who will now likely start for A&M. They should be fine.

so an aggy upgrade?

10 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Yep, he didn't start for Utah last year, but once Utah's starting center went down to injury they turned to a 2nd string right guard to take over. Once that guy didn't pan out, a few games later they replaced him with the center who will now likely start for A&M. They should be fine.

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1 hour ago, Wayne said:

 

I swear moomoo boy said during the game that he would be fine or able to return, did he not?

34 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Elko's lack of sweating to mass ratio so far is damn impressive. 

Marketing department for Adidas dri fit should be licking their chops.

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