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2 hours ago, The Dog said:

 

Oh, good grief, leave poor Socks Clinton out of it.

 

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15 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

I defer to your knowledge of Florida, but Biden beat Trump bigger in PB county than in Dade, double vs single digits.  Pinche Cubanos.

Of course, if rurals are the problem I suppose WPB has greater exposure to rurals.

South Florida doesn't really have anything that we normally think of as "rural" because the interior is all everglades and unpopulated areas. It has a hodgepodge of coastal communities with varying income and demographic differences -- pockets of old farts, white trash, Cuban, etc.

whenever i watch the coverage, which seems to only involve interviewing republicans, i think of oscar's advice to michael about proposing.

"you should go on tv and say the charges are serious, but the courts are in place for a reason, and we'll see how it plays out.  if you're talking about joe biden's garage, you did something wrong.  if you find yourself screeching about hillary clinton, stop and look at yourself."

1 hour ago, Red Five said:

Man I hope that's the same Michael McDonald. 

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Trump will post bail undoubtably.  Can he make some sort of bail deal that allows him travel outside the US while on bail?  Use his foreign properties as justification?

I can see him asking for this, but then whining about not getting it, or having to pay an exorbitant amount to make it happen.   

3 minutes ago, Pancho said:

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Well to be fair, their family surname could well be Black.   

14 minutes ago, Pancho said:

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Why doesn’t he hire a black attorney  ?

39 minutes ago, dcbc said:

Oh, good grief, leave poor Socks Clinton out of it.

 

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Deeply flawed cat. Full of hubris

58 minutes ago, BevoAbyss said:

Spot on. But, there is more.

The hidden foundation of the "both sides" (and denialism) posts from conservatives/Republicans in CR. 

"I'm a reasonable Republican, not a Trumper. 

"I mean, well, I went to church just like my momma and daddy did. After all, we were a conservative, God-fearing Texas family. I always voted straight R just like my daddy told me. And I loved my daddy. 

"My daddy told me Reagan and Falwell were damn good men who were gonna make America great again. It was a new morning in America, like that Reagan TV ad I saw in YouTube.Yeah, I heard Nancy and Reagan consulted astrologists and horoscopes to make stupid policy decisions. So what, I mean, my momma and daddy admired the Reagans. But we were not an anti-science and alt-fact family, even though we did not believe humans evolved from apes. We believe the Bible. 

"I voted for W twice, just like my daddy. I mean, W was a damn good Texan and governor. Now some people see the War on Iraq as a massive war crime and blame Bush and Cheney, but I blame it on 9/11 and terrorism. After all, W was a Christian. He was also for small government, but the Ds always kept the budget so huge, wanting health care benefits for all, etc. That's why I sympathized with the Tea Party; we have way too much taxation, not enough representation. 

"Sure, I voted for Trump in 2016. To me, I saw a genius capitalist billionaire businessman. Just like Ross Perot. Trump was the best in the biz. After all, he had a cool TV show and he rocked Twitter. I got my UT degree from McCombs and I believe in free market capitalism, just like my daddy. Thus, there was no way to see that Trump was lying fascist and that Christians were taking America backward into what some call a theocracy. No way to see that. I mean the anti-science policies did enable a million Americans to die from Covid. That's kinda nuts. Too bad about Dobbs and women's and LGBTQIA rights and the environment and other issues. After J6, I now see that Trump was a bad apple, not like Reagan and Bush. Once Trump is gone, the GOP will be good again. 

"To be honest, I did not vote in 2020. I just could not pull the D lever for Biden. That Hunter laptop is still an issue and Biden's too much big government. I still support less government and more conservatives on the Supreme Court, just like my daddy. 

"After all, I am a reasonable Republican."

Lulz. 

This is the most accurate post you’ve ever made.  

3 hours ago, Pancho said:

The “Blacks for Trump” group is being paid to do that. I thought that was pretty well known. 

I've always assumed they're getting paid, Occam's Razor and whatnot, but never seen any hard evidence of such.  Like one of them posting their paycheck.

Hmm, so cannon can revisit the crime / fraud ruling on attorney privilege. Wonder how she’s going to rule on that one ?

4 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

 

 

Meanwhile, in Miami, Oklahoma  . . . 

Just now, TheStoicPaisano said:

In a row?

 

if this is the argument you're making, you're losing.

9 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

In a row?

 

Any of the 33 bathrooms that have locks. CHECK MATE 

Jesus, wtf does he need such a huge motorcade for? They said it’s a 15 min. drive to the courthouse. 

Mayor of Miami seems to be a huge lying douche 

7 minutes ago, BevoAbyss said:

Fantastic. Feel free to print it, frame it, and mount it next to your 2nd Amendment trophy case in your MAGA-adorned man cave.

Lulz.  

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2 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Jesus, wtf does he need such a huge motorcade for? They said it’s a 15 min. drive to the courthouse. 

Dude - he's only got 20 MAGAs waiting at the courthouse, so he's gotta pick up some people on the way ...

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1 hour ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Jesus, wtf does he need such a huge motorcade for? They said it’s a 15 min. drive to the courthouse. 

Because he's a grifting performance artist.

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55 minutes ago, pyrohornIII said:

Well to be fair, their family surname could well be Black.   

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So when he is arraigned in New York, he is in Florida and makes a scene of going there and having it happen. 
 

now that the arraignment is in south Florida, he just happens to be up in New Jersey (?) and gets to make a circus of flying down. 
 

what a strange coincidence. 

3 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

It's going to be a carnival in Miami!

 

 



 

 

 

 

My prediction is that they should drop a zero from each end of the range. 

1 hour ago, Red Five said:

Man I hope that's the same Michael McDonald. 

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... or ARE they? 😏

3 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

It's going to be a carnival in Miami!

 

 

 

 

 

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Just now, DigglerontheHoof said:

@TwiceHorn just what does this mean and is it accurate?

It means if she fucks around, she's going to find out. I can't speak to its veracity. 

27 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Hmm, so cannon can revisit the crime / fraud ruling on attorney privilege. Wonder how she’s going to rule on that one ?

According to whom?  I'm going to need some kind of analysis of that.

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6 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

@TwiceHorn just what does this mean and is it accurate?

CIPA is going to be a big issue here, with respect to the 37 classified documents and whether and under what terms they can be shown to the prosecution, the defense, and the jury.

And yes, the government has a right to an immediate and expedited appeal if she fucks it up. And yes, that would seem to be a prime opportunity to ask that it be remanded to a different judge.

https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/18a/compiledact-96-456/section-7

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19 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Mayor of Miami seems to be a huge lying douche 

sounds like he's about to come to california to announce his presidential run.

lolol.

5 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

nice pig head

 

 

 

Or as tonight's rant on truth will say: "The largest protest in human history."

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4 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

nice pig head

 

 

 

I think the four busses from Orlando are due there any time now. 

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