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39 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

I am 6'3" and 213 as of last week. For me to look like Trump I'd have to fill a dufflebag full of horse shit and strap it on in front in "GET PREGNANT" mode.

IYKYK. Half-right FACE.

I’m a few inches shorter and 5 pounds heavier, and yeah Trump makes me look good.  I have gotten up to 230, and even being a few inches shorter, didn’t really look fat, and would have had to strap on a fake gut/waist to look as fat as Trump.

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Jesus, I didn't realize Cedric Tillman and Lamar Jackson were such gigantic fat pieces of shit.  Maybe Trump should wear shoulder pads for a slimming look?

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Sorry, deleted the trump image I posted here. Fuck that guy. No need to feature his mug 

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carry on 

 

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1 hour ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

So, I have to ask.  If he's as wealthy as he brags about, why is he using a bail bondsman?

 

1 hour ago, C-Man said:


#1 on Trump’s Rules — always use other people’s money when at all possible

$180k today is more valuable to the Trump PAC than $200k after the trial (and likely after the election).

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33 minutes ago, Degenerate Gardner said:

Jail time for the Blacks for Trump guy might merit its own documentary. Subscribed.

Read he was recently charged with assault of FBI agents. These biscuit bakers never learn.

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1 minute ago, dieucla98 said:

But.... He did surrender. Hence the mug shot.

Yeah, curious choice of words for the Donald.  Even the headline on Foxnews was "Trump Surrenders to Fulton County Officials."  

1 minute ago, Satchel said:

Read he was recently charged with assault of FBI agents. These biscuit bakers never learn.

For a minute I was thinking in my Wes Mantooth voice, "Oh c'mon, even the crazy mayor guy with the hair shit got posted bail!"  But yeah, he'll get a raw deal compared to the white people, but pro tip---you're up for a RICO trial, stay 500' away from anybody in the FBI.  

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21 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Fuckface posted on Twitter
 

funny that he would post that regarding a photo taken when he did surrender to authorities, because of his election interference

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2 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Meanwhile, this is what MAGA thinks of him, complete with Qanon imagery

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So... what's happening here?

In my head, that's Marty McFly behind the wheel of Delorean heading straight for shitheel.

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Here’s the rest of the story. Trump was allowed to self record his measurements in advance and provide them to Fulton County. He shaved off 30-40 pounds because he can’t be honest about anything.

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So... what's happening here?
In my head, that's Marty McFly behind the wheel of Delorean heading straight for shitheel.

Did…did he take dozens of mega shits all over the street?


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