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Posted
6 hours ago, Surly Bevo said:

Will Habba Dabba Doo be involved in these oral arguments?

If so, hilarious yet simultaneously what a kick in the pride balls for any attorney who has worn “presented oral argument to SCOTUS” as a badge of honor. 

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Posted
4 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

I think we need a new law: Obstruction of the Obvious.

If there is verified and vetted video or audio of a person committing a crime that has been seen by the entire nation, that person shall forfeit rights of appeal during trial. Further, said person will face trial on the evidence presented in the aforementioned within three months of indictment. Such cases will be given priority in docket scheduling.

Said person will be remanded into custody of the jail or prison in the jurisdiction to await trial.

We pass this law for obvious reasons.

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Posted
6 hours ago, Surly Bevo said:

Will Habba Dabba Doo be involved in these oral arguments?

If so, hilarious yet simultaneously what a kick in the pride balls for any attorney who has worn “presented oral argument to SCOTUS” as a badge of honor. 

She should give Clarence’s wife a blowjob.  

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Posted
1 hour ago, Chewbacca said:

Looks like there are 1 billion of them and in total they are worth $290k.

 

1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Y axis scale doing heroic things here

Shouldn't we all go in and start buying these up, causing the prices to go up.  Then Maga idiots start buying in, causing it to go up even more.  Then we sell, sell, sell.  Profit?!?

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Posted (edited)
8 hours ago, Surly Bevo said:

Will Habba Dabba Doo be involved in these oral arguments?

If so, hilarious yet simultaneously what a kick in the pride balls for any attorney who has worn “presented oral argument to SCOTUS” as a badge of honor

Fixed it for a more likely outcome.

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Posted
1 hour ago, Bullneck said:

Is there more than one Maga Coin?  Because the one I found seems to not be worth that much, as in you would need a whole lot of them to make a single penny.

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They'll save Trump with Coin Coin-- have Coinstar machines at all rallies down by the front, you bring your coin jar to dump in them, you get to stay and mill around in The Big Guy's spit zone. Hell, dispense with the machines, just shovel the coins into the back of this truck, there you go, shovel!

Posted
30 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

 

Shouldn't we all go in and start buying these up, causing the prices to go up.  Then Maga idiots start buying in, causing it to go up even more.  Then we sell, sell, sell.  Profit?!?

Not directed at you personally, but for 7 years on here people have been gloating about grifting the rubes. Shooters shoot.

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Posted
1 hour ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

 

Shouldn't we all go in and start buying these up, causing the prices to go up.  Then Maga idiots start buying in, causing it to go up even more.  Then we sell, sell, sell.  Profit?!?

This is the rug pull we want

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Posted
1 hour ago, Horn Dog said:

Then its time he touch himself.

You think he could really find that mushroom? What with the tiny hands and everything??

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Posted
2 hours ago, NWBuck said:

You think he could really find that mushroom? What with the tiny hands and everything??

He’ll be going by feel because he certainly can’t see it.

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Posted
20 minutes ago, ohchaucer said:


And every single meeting with his so called superior
Is a humiliating kick in the crotch
Many miles away
Something crawls to the surface
Of a dark Scottish loch

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Posted
26 minutes ago, ohchaucer said:


And every single meeting with his so called superior
Is a humiliating kick in the crotch
Many miles away
Something crawls to the surface
Of a dark Scottish loch

Related on several levels 

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Posted
15 hours ago, Chewbacca said:

Looks like there are 1 billion of them and in total they are worth $290k.

Petition to rename MAGA coin to Trump Pesos.

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Posted
14 hours ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

 

Shouldn't we all go in and start buying these up, causing the prices to go up.  Then Maga idiots start buying in, causing it to go up even more.  Then we sell, sell, sell.  Profit?!?

To the moon!  And by moon, I mean toilet.

Posted

Ok, so:

Georgia election interference case possibly on hold because the prosecutor fucked her coworker

DC election interference case on hold waiting on the conservative-led Supreme Court

Florida classified docs case to be delayed because Trumper judge wants to

NY porn star hush money case on track 

Not ideal

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Posted
3 minutes ago, The Dog said:

You left out a few things:

E. Jean Carroll Judgment #1 on appeal and cannot collect because he put up $5.3 million to prevent judgment

E. Jean Carroll Judgment #2 on appeal and CAN collect because he can't afford the bond

NY AG Civil Judgment on appeal and can collect because he can't afford the bond

Business partners in TRUTH are suing him because he's trying to screw them - so now he can't get that windfall until that is settled

Trump PACs are running out of money to pay his legal bills 

SCOTUS ruled that civil cases against Trump as president can proceed and he is not immune from them

Not legal but Trump trying to completely take over GOP to steal the money for his legal bills.

That dude should definitely run for President of the United States.

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Posted

A Trumper yesterday, on all of his legal issues: "Eh, they're just coming after him now". Just waived all of it away.

"All of it? The rape stuff, the coup, stealing classified documents, hush money to a porn star, fraud.... all of it?"

"Yep."

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Posted

Just talked to my dad, who was watching the Fani Willis stuff. Talked a moment about Trump.

"He's got the best lawyers in the world."

"Eh, I don't know about that."

"Well, he's not in jail is he?"

...kinda hard to argue that point, even though I don't think it's due to his lawyers.

Posted
4 minutes ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

Just talked to my dad, who was watching the Fani Willis stuff. Talked a moment about Trump.

"He's got the best lawyers in the world."

"Eh, I don't know about that."

"Well, he's not in jail is he?"

...kinda hard to argue that point, even though I don't think it's due to his lawyers.

You should have said "So if he's got the best lawyers in the world, and he's still convicted, does that mean you believe he was guilty?"

I'm sure he'll say No, but on the off chance you says yes you can also remind him he's a convicted Rapist. 

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Posted

Now seems a good time to mention that Rick Beato has, at this point, interviewed each member of The Police.

1 hour ago, Red Five said:

A Trumper yesterday, on all of his legal issues: "Eh, they're just coming after him now". Just waived all of it away.

"All of it? The rape stuff, the coup, stealing classified documents, hush money to a porn star, fraud.... all of it?"

"Yep."

It's like trying to point out to the "nothing will happen to him" crowd that things have happened and continue to happen. In the sense that both are being very selective in which facts they believe, to the point where they're no longer engaged with reality.

that's right, fuckers, I'm talking trash about you

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Posted
4 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

Now seems a good time to mention that Rick Beato has, at this point, interviewed each member of The Police.

It's like trying to point out to the "nothing will happen to him" crowd that things have happened and continue to happen. In the sense that both are being very selective in which facts they believe, to the point where they're no longer engaged with reality.

that's right, fuckers, I'm talking trash about you

 

But until he actually pays a dime or gets a property seized or is remanded for house arrest or something...he hasn't paid.  That's the thing that MAGA keeps clinging to; that for everything they believe is "drummed up" on Trump, he hasn't spent a day in jail or whatever.  They see him still doing rallies, on Fox, hanging out at the border, whatever.  He's a free man.

 

 

 

 

 

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Posted
9 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

Now seems a good time to mention that Rick Beato has, at this point, interviewed each member of The Police.

It's like trying to point out to the "nothing will happen to him" crowd that things have happened and continue to happen. In the sense that both are being very selective in which facts they believe, to the point where they're no longer engaged with reality.

that's right, fuckers, I'm talking trash about you

Me: "He owes over half a billion in fines. With a B. Half a billion dollars." 

"Eh" (waives it away with his hand, as if that is just something that happens from time to time)

I was treated a lot of "Biden is senile" though, so that was nice.

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Posted
12 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

Now seems a good time to mention that Rick Beato has, at this point, interviewed each member of The Police.

It's like trying to point out to the "nothing will happen to him" crowd that things have happened and continue to happen. In the sense that both are being very selective in which facts they believe, to the point where they're no longer engaged with reality.

that's right, fuckers, I'm talking trash about you

Honest question that I'm sure you've answered elsewhere: what do you think happens to all of this stuff is he his elected President?

I don't think he will, and I want desperately to share your optimism of "real" (not just financial) punishment coming his way. But what if he wins this shit again?

Posted
1 minute ago, aggie08 said:

Honest question that I'm sure you've answered elsewhere: what do you think happens to all of this stuff is he his elected President?

I don't think he will, and I want desperately to share your optimism of "real" (not just financial) punishment coming his way. But what if he wins this shit again?

The great experiment is over.

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Posted

Dotard's attorney today (I'm honestly not sure which trial this was in reference to, as I'm not Rain Man and can't keep track of them all): "There's no reason this trial can't start in late November."

No reason huh. Just can't think of any possible reason. 

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Posted
9 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

Honest question that I'm sure you've answered elsewhere: what do you think happens to all of this stuff is he his elected President?

I don't think he will, and I want desperately to share your optimism of "real" (not just financial) punishment coming his way. But what if he wins this shit again?

Then we all will  be declared enemies of the Reich.  I will have this website scrubbed under some kinda bullshit trademark report to UT and the servers burned to the ground .  We will all donate $37 to his PAC and smile while doing it.  I’ll revert to using my real name in public life and start attending GOP rallies.  When he dies, we will forget every stupid thing his worshippers ever said.  But if he stays alive and wins, I assure you they won’t forget about us.  
 

we’re lucky though. We can blend in and assimilate.  Many of our fellow humans won’t be as fortunate.  I can bug out with my family to Portugal or Costa Rica in one business week.  But millions will be left behind to suffer his wrath.  Even if he loses or dies, 25mm of his cult won’t accept it.  We have to fix it so they think they’re each other to blame and kill one another.  That’s where we come in. 

Posted
56 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

Now seems a good time to mention that Rick Beato has, at this point, interviewed each member of The Police.

39 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

Honest question that I'm sure you've answered elsewhere: what do you think happens to all of this stuff is he his elected President?

Maybe he can get The Police to reunite?

Posted
1 hour ago, aggie08 said:

Honest question that I'm sure you've answered elsewhere: what do you think happens to all of this stuff is he his elected President?

I don't think he will, and I want desperately to share your optimism of "real" (not just financial) punishment coming his way. But what if he wins this shit again?

I dunno about you, but I'm moving to Australia.

Posted
46 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Maybe he can get The Police to reunite?

he's not cool or smart enough to like The Police

he probably thinks "every breath you take" is a love song



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