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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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2 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

 Nothing like 2 hour old info. They already cleared out the park with no casualties or horrid events. 

That looks roughly as effective as the protest we had at my high school trying to get coffee on campus.

4 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

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Just now, jimmyjazz said:

That looks roughly as effective as the protest we had at my high school trying to get coffee on campus.

them pregnant teens in the smoking room gotta have something to sip on, right?

1 hour ago, Hank_Hill said:

The youths are fucking and doing drugs not watching the god damn DNC 

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1 hour ago, LCHorn said:

I’m glad they’ve taken the suggestion to go after the youth vote to heart…

I'm sure all four of the undecided under 40's watching this convention will be really put off by James Taylor.

2 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

 Nothing like 2 hour old info. They already cleared out the park with no casualties or horrid events. 

And some dumb bitch in the comments said she never wanted to hear about J6 again because of this. 

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6 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

This is a right wing account. Don't fall for their made up hysterics. 

 

3 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

them pregnant teens in the smoking room gotta have something to sip on, right?

If there had been condoms in the smoking room they wouldn't have been dressed like they wanted it or something.

1 hour ago, Hank Kingsley said:

I wonder why Silicone Valley heavyweights are now Trumpers. 

For a lot of them, it's all about the FCC.

This is a right wing account. Don't fall for their made up hysterics. 
 

Posting stupid stale bullshit is kind of putt’s thing lately.
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1 hour ago, Hank Kingsley said:

I wonder why Silicone Valley heavyweights are now Trumpers. 

 

1 minute ago, atomheartbevo said:

For a lot of them, it's all about the FCC.

Those dudes have such egos, they actually believe the US should be run by corporations (them). Trump is for sale, so it makes sense. And I think the idea of a wealth tax makes them a little nervous. Cunts

Mallory McMorrow… hello. 

2 minutes ago, YChang said:

Mallory McMorrow… hello. 

Mallory McMorrow

4 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

 

 

 

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One of you called her a "fire-spitting ginger" back in the day and I think that every time I see her.

4 minutes ago, YChang said:

Mallory McMorrow… hello. 

She’s awesome. I dig the freckles. 

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2 minutes ago, Red Five said:

One of you called her a "fire-spitting ginger" back in the day and I think that every time I see her.

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I respect her for her intelligence, her attitude, and spirit fighting MAGA in Michigan… but I’m very much having impolite thoughts in my heads right now. 

1 hour ago, C-Man said:

Kerr is more personable and he can also remind everybody that his father was the victim of gun violence. Pop is way too crotchety these days.

 

1 hour ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Not lately. Pops just sounds like a grumpy old fuck lately. Also Kerr is more popular currently 

 

Ah!  Well, nevertheless.

 

 

 

 

29 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

That looks roughly as effective as the protest we had at my high school trying to get coffee on campus.

DONNA MARTIN GRADUATES!

26 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

This is a right wing account. Don't fall for their made up hysterics. 

 

This is all he does now. The conflict that shall not be named broke his brain.

2 minutes ago, immamac said:

Please use the Democratic ticket thread for DNC updates.

 

1 minute ago, HenryJames said:

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Back to back. Lol. 

27 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

This is a right wing account. Don't fall for their made up hysterics. 

 

That's like asking putt not to post disgusting tits.

2 hours ago, Hank Kingsley said:

I wonder why Silicone Valley heavyweights are now Trumpers. 

 

He saw a sex robot didn’t he

26 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

 

Back to back. Lol. 

Belly to belly - he don’t give a damn ‘cause he’s done that already

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3 minutes ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

Fucking, put me in coach! 

Hell yeah. 

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3 minutes ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

Fucking, put me in coach! 

Dangerously, one typo away from a JD Vance quote

12 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

 

Goddamn that's good

3 hours ago, Aqua Buddha said:

 

Love those ladies

2 minutes ago, texasdago said:

Love those ladies

They're fucking hilarious.

Holy shit, that is exactly the angle Dems have been avoiding for decades, to their own peril.  Thank God they are finally sniffing what it feels like to step up and fight.

10 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Don't worry, guys. Soon @gmr548 will be here to join @BehoId, The Underminer! and @tx 3 putt to tell you why all is lost.

Thank God!!!  All of this uplifting optimism is really getting to me.

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