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Posted
9 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Example eleventy billion of him being a malignant narcissist.  People keep trying to find some deeper plot for this admin - it doesn't exist.  Anyone who kisses his ass gets a bone thrown their way.  And that's why his 'policy' won't stay in any one direction for any significant amount of time.  It would be truly scary if smart people with a real plot they wanted to stick with were in charge.  This sucks but it's not some massive underground plan that's being followed. 
I don't blame Zelensky one bit for what he did at the WH but I do maintain if he poured it on thick with dumbfuck, he may have gotten some concessions - even if only temporary - until Vlad buttered Trump up.  And we know Vlad has more access to Trump and our entire R govt so any progress wasn't gonna last for Ukraine.  

Ukraine should just offer to become our 51st state.

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If any sane person would agree with the deportation of illegals, and the government changed his status from legal to illegal, then what’s the issue?  He is now illegal, he should go. Per sane people. 

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Posted
5 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Thankfully, I kept the papers for my watch.  I'm not gonna toss something worth a cool $9.75.

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I'm over here like...

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14 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

If any sane person would agree with the deportation of illegals, and the government changed his status from legal to illegal, then what’s the issue?  He is now illegal, he should go. Per sane people. 

due process? 

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Posted
2 hours ago, Okie State said:

Can we stop fucking up this thread with six figure watch talk? I come here to feel better about myself, not worse.

Username checks out 

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Posted
9 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Usually the first person who buys it hot is told do NOT take it to the dealer.  Well when THAT person sells it, they usually don't say shit and some poor shmuck takes it back to the dealer and they run the serial on every one they service.  If it pops up stolen they keep it and that bastard loses all his money.  That's what happened here, and it's not uncommon at all per the cops and AD. 

Hmmmm... So let's say you have a watch that runs, but is in need of service... And let's say someone "steals" it from you, then sells it at a good price - "I'll take 2k off, because it needs to be serviced..."

How many pennies we talking?  Between the split with the stealer and the insurance claim, how many pennies are left.

Profit?

(Sorry to interrupt the faces and leopards show.)

Posted
2 hours ago, GenXer said:


Ralph wants to know the truth from pathological liar.

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Bro Ralph... Have you checked on your dogs?

 

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Posted (edited)
20 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

I missed this happy note. DHL was only suing Lindell for $700K.  Pillow Dipshit owes $9,000,000.00 to FedEx.


Mike is probably wondering about now how much crack he could buy with that. Trump used and discarded him.  Surprise!!

 

I sense a new MyPillow2weeks2020Electioncoin rugpull coming!

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Posted
8 hours ago, Firemans4Horn said:

 

At worst Trump would only need to tell El Salvador to return the guy. But that would also require someone telling Trump about this screwup. 

Posted
21 hours ago, bolverk said:

I'd have a sit-down with my advisor and say, "Look, if you're unable to provide unbiased financial advice based on what's actually going on instead of putting your partisan head in the sand, I'll take my business elsewhere."

My dude busted out a website that showed our running national debt and how much DOGE claims to have saved so far in a "well, we have to do something" manner.

That said, he has new pretty much even on the year, keeping a lot of powder dry, because, somewhere that he'll never admit to, he must realize that Trump is a fucking moron.

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Posted
1 hour ago, Chad Fuck said:


Truth is, you fucked up. Sorry about your son.

I'd phrase this more as "I'm sorry FOR your son." Because I'm not sorry for any fucking emotional turmoil that rube has brought upon himself. 

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Posted
3 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

At worst Trump would only need to tell El Salvador to return the guy. But that would also require someone telling Trump about this screwup.  

End the above stuck through sentence with:

A)  giving a damn.

B)  sending/funnelling money to Trump

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Posted
20 minutes ago, Nivek said:

End the above stuck through sentence with:

A)  giving a damn.

B)  sending/funnelling money to Trump

On the don't-give-a-damn element, I'm reminded when I worked for dysfunctional corporate teams. When someone needed to communicate a problem to a higher up, they had to judge how the higher up would react and the personal impact. If the higher up would get pissed at them. Sometimes the decision was to sweep the problem under the rug.

say Noem had to communicate to Trump that they screwed up and sent a US citizen incorrectly to El Salvador and want to bring them back. What's in it for Noem other than just be a good person, which she isn't.

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Posted
4 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

On the don't-give-a-damn element, I'm reminded when I worked for dysfunctional corporate teams. When someone needed to communicate a problem to a higher up, they had to judge how the higher up would react and the personal impact. If the higher up would get pissed at them. Sometimes the decision was to sweep the problem under the rug.

say Noem had to communicate to Trump that they screwed up and sent a US citizen incorrectly to El Salvador and want to bring them back. What's in it for Noem other than just be a good person, which she isn't.

Maybe SHE would get deported to El Salvador. They also have some real bad women jails. At least CERCOT has electricity.

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14 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

On the don't-give-a-damn element, I'm reminded when I worked for dysfunctional corporate teams. When someone needed to communicate a problem to a higher up, they had to judge how the higher up would react and the personal impact. If the higher up would get pissed at them. Sometimes the decision was to sweep the problem under the rug.

say Noem had to communicate to Trump that they screwed up and sent a US citizen incorrectly to El Salvador and want to bring them back. What's in it for Noem other than just be a good person, which she isn't.

Sir, I don't want the first time you hear about this be from the media, but someone made a mistake and I think we should fix it. Tell Rubio to call and ask to get this guy back.

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Posted
15 hours ago, GenXer said:


Ralph wants to know the truth from pathological liar.

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“ see Ralphie, I’m a leopard, and I heard those Haitians were eating cats…

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Posted
53 minutes ago, Slacks said:

Sir, I don't want the first time you hear about this be from the media, but someone made a mistake and I think we should fix it. Tell Rubio to call and ask to get this guy back.

Sir, some Biden people that Musk/Doge has not rooted out was unnoticed by Noem, and as a result an American citizen was deported and placed in prison.  The liberal media is making this out to be a bigger issue than it really is, since the guy speak Spanish and has made new friends, probably.  I recommend we get this guy back here and make him sign an NDA, on the condition of a $5,000 payment from Alina Habba's fund.   Pete and Kash should have caught this.  /Mike Waltz 

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Posted
59 minutes ago, Slacks said:

Sir, I don't want the first time you hear about this be from the media, but someone made a mistake and I think we should fix it. Tell Rubio to call and ask to get this guy back.

“If he’s in that prison he’s a bad hombre. Some are saying his tattoos are the worst of the worst.”

Posted
On 3/31/2025 at 12:13 PM, ChiTownDoc said:

I also have no kids by design and basically no will.  It's all going to the govt and charity at some point anyway, and I'm fine living like that.  

Pics of Charity?  Oh, wrong board.  

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Posted

The actual poisoning of the country being done right in front of us (let viruses and disease run rampant, yayyyy!!!)

We are trending to becoming Somalia.

Posted
12 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

What an staggeringly idiotic, hidebound bitch.

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how it started. how it's going

meghan mccain edition

 

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She didn't give a wet fart fuck about any of Trump's fuckery until it punched HER in the mouth.

"Some government spending is needed and appropriate!?" WON'T SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE BILLIONAIRES!?

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Posted (edited)
16 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

I just assumed everyone who voted for Trump has brain cancer. 

I'm hoping its terminal for all of them. 

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Posted
23 minutes ago, The Royal We said:

She didn't give a wet fart fuck about any of Trump's fuckery until it punched HER in the mouth.

"Some government spending is needed and appropriate!?" WON'T SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE BILLIONAIRES!?

Let's not forget all the abhorrent things Trump said about her father

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Posted
2 hours ago, texas08 said:

We are trending to becoming Somalia.

Somalis were called "skinnies" in Black Hawk Down.

Americans in general are overweight. By becoming Somalia, our population can slim down and we can say goodbye to Ozempic. 

 

/silverlining

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On 3/30/2025 at 2:30 AM, tx 3 putt said:

Trump won West Virginia by 70% of the votes.

West Virginia receives 50% of its annual budget from federal funds.

Trump froze federal funds to West Virginia and farmers are losing their farms.

#FAFO

 

The thing is, even if the common clay of West Virginia do end up blaming DoTarD for this shit (narrator: they won't), it doesn't matter, because doTArd won't be on another ballot. 

The congressmen who are allowing this will be on the ballot again, and they aren't taking the heat if dOTarD (or nazi bitch) is. 

 

IOW, blaming DoTARd doesn't really matter. 

 

Posted
13 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

You Sure GIFs | Tenor

 

He doesn't need to be on another ballot, ever.  He just doesn't need to leave.  And if Pence did what Trump wanted in 2021, he might have never left.

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17 hours ago, texas08 said:

The actual poisoning of the country being done right in front of us (let viruses and disease run rampant, yayyyy!!!)

We are trending to becoming Somalia.

But I don't wanna be a pirate!

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Posted
40 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

You Sure GIFs | Tenor

 

I get what you are saying, but I'm not so far out on the ledge that I think that states will be putting him on their ballots, with a few exceptions (Florida, OK). However, I am far out enough on the ledge that I think its possible he refuses to leave at the end of his current term, declares martial law, stays (or tries to stay) in power, and we have civil war II. 

Regardless, either way, he won't be on a ballot. So voters' anger over doge won't directly affect him, which was my point. And unfortunately we are too stupid to direct that anger at the people who are allowing this shit, which is Congress. 

 

 

Posted
2 hours ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

The thing is, even if the common clay of West Virginia do end up blaming DoTarD for this shit (narrator: they won't), it doesn't matter, because doTArd won't be on another ballot. 

The congressmen who are allowing this will be on the ballot again, and they aren't taking the heat if dOTarD (or nazi bitch) is. 

 

IOW, blaming DoTARd doesn't really matter. 

 

 

maga voters will fall out and stop showing up to the polls 

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44 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

I get what you are saying, but I'm not so far out on the ledge that I think that states will be putting him on their ballots, with a few exceptions (Florida, OK). However, I am far out enough on the ledge that I think its possible he refuses to leave at the end of his current term, declares martial law, stays (or tries to stay) in power, and we have civil war II. 

Regardless, either way, he won't be on a ballot. So voters' anger over doge won't directly affect him, which was my point. And unfortunately we are too stupid to direct that anger at the people who are allowing this shit, which is Congress. 

 

 

My legal education is limited to univ of texas sports message boards. So, I don’t know shit about fuck.

That being said, the 22nd amendment is worded so that trump could serve as president in a third term. At least it could be argued that way. As we know, the legal system intentionality works at a snail’s pace so we could be well into a third trump term before it hits the courts. But oh yeah, nothing the president does is illegal so we can’t really do anything about it anyway.

Here’s the play- trump doesn’t run for president in 2028; he runs for vice president and vance runs for president with the obvious implication that vance will resign on jan 21. Trump then makes vance his vice president.

The key is that trump is not elected to the office of the president. There isn’t verbiage that prohibits serving as president.

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Again, I don’t know shit about fuck but we all know trump challenges all the norms. I fully expect something like this to happen; he’s already saying as such.

Posted
15 minutes ago, GenXer said:

My legal education is limited to univ of texas sports message boards. So, I don’t know shit about fuck.

That being said, the 22nd amendment is worded so that trump could serve as president in a third term. At least it could be argued that way. As we know, the legal system intentionality works at a snail’s pace so we could be well into a third trump term before it hits the courts. But oh yeah, nothing the president does is illegal so we can’t really do anything about it anyway.

Here’s the play- trump doesn’t run for president in 2028; he runs for vice president and vance runs for president with the obvious implication that vance will resign on jan 21. Trump then makes vance his vice president.

The key is that trump is not elected to the office of the president. There isn’t verbiage that prohibits serving as president.

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Again, I don’t know shit about fuck but we all know trump challenges all the norms. I fully expect something like this to happen; he’s already saying as such.

My understanding is that there is also verbiage in the Constitution that says a candidate can't "run" for VP if they would not otherwise be eligible to be president. Trump would therefore not be eligible having already served two terms as POTUS.

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