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Posted
16 hours ago, Huckleberry said:

My flood insurance went up 7x at one point even though I did everything "right." I intentionally made sure my purchase was in a 500 and not 100 year flood plain in the Houston area. Whichever engineer from the Army Corps most have been a graduate of the Fake Army Corps at A&M because when our neighborhood was resurveyed after the second flood (Harvey) we are the lowest point here.

So if I can get screwed when I didn't even ask for it then these assclowns can get fucked when they voted for it. 

I think you can be at the lowest elevation in an isolated area adjacent to a floodplain and still be out of the floodplain.  There would just need to be a breakline of sorts between the 100-yr floodplain and your area/subdivision.

The one thing that might've boned you is there may have been a LOMR (letter of map revision) in review at the time you checked the FEMA flood maps, and said LOMR might've shifted the floodplain due to surrounding developments.  Hard to know for sure what happened without lots more details.  But as a general rule, if you want to buy land anywhere close to a floodplain and you notice new developments being built in the area, it's very hard to trust the publicly available flood maps as being the most current.

Posted
18 minutes ago, Mittens said:

I was sympathetic right up until the last 3 seconds of the vid...

 

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Posted
17 minutes ago, Mittens said:

I was sympathetic right up until the last 3 seconds of the vid...

 

Yeah fuck him. He obviously voted for Trump.

I hope his whole family gets deported.

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Posted
11 hours ago, In10se said:

Just need to edit it to change the 2nd "do you want a tariff?" To "did you want a tariff, bitch?". Gotta have the bitch in there.

Scope creep. I’ll send you an SOW.  🙂

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Posted
55 minutes ago, Thatguy said:

You are going to break down on the side of the road and Tyrone is going to rape you in your car.  So make sure you flush your radiator so that doesn't happen. MAGA

 

 

Coincidently, I’m in Myrtle Beach this week and I went to get an oil change for the drive home.   In the lane next to me is none other than Lindsey Graham and he is adamantly demanding that they do NOT flush his radiator. 

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Posted
4 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

 

 

Coincidently, I’m in Myrtle Beach this week and I went to get an oil change for the drive home.   In the lane next to me is none other than Lindsey Graham and he is adamantly demanding that they do NOT flush his radiator. 

Seems like he’d want to get his orifices flushed.

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Posted
2 minutes ago, Foosters said:

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r/LeopardsAteMyFace - Founder of Cuts Clothing begs Trump to ease up on the tariffs that he voted for

r/LeopardsAteMyFace - Founder of Cuts Clothing begs Trump to ease up on the tariffs that he voted for

 

2)

r/LeopardsAteMyFace - You got exactly what you wanted, the fact that you wanted this says a lot about you

3)

r/LeopardsAteMyFace - Lil Chad isn't upset that DOGE took his livelihood, and still supports the cause, as he begs for subs.

4)

r/LeopardsAteMyFace - Arkansas gets denied FEMA aid for tornado damage

5)

r/LeopardsAteMyFace - A recovering addict voted for Trump. Trump is revoking funding for addiction and mental health care

 

6)

r/LeopardsAteMyFace - Truckers voted for the candidate who is trying to end trade

 

that's just 20D chess, libcuck. the price of eggs will come down when the price to get them to the store does. duh!

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#4...doesn't the major disaster declaration have to happen first, before any FEMA assistance gets distributed?

 

that may be more a reflection of the ignorance of Arkansas leadership lol

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Posted
4 hours ago, Foosters said:

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r/LeopardsAteMyFace - Founder of Cuts Clothing begs Trump to ease up on the tariffs that he voted for

r/LeopardsAteMyFace - Founder of Cuts Clothing begs Trump to ease up on the tariffs that he voted for

Uh, Steven, it's actually those Vietnamese seamstresses who bootstrapped you to riches.  Also, stop putting your wife on your website.  I know she wants to be a model but gotdamn.

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Posted
6 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

Uh, Steven, it's actually those Vietnamese seamstresses who bootstrapped you to riches.  Also, stop putting your wife on your website.  I know she wants to be a model but gotdamn.

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Posted
14 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

Uh, Steven, it's actually those Vietnamese seamstresses who bootstrapped you to riches.  Also, stop putting your wife on your website.  I know she wants to be a model but gotdamn.

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Yeah…,, I’m pretty sure that is ‘Steven’

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Posted
On 4/13/2025 at 2:02 PM, mchookem said:

ngl i'd like to strike down with great vengeance and furious anger the tyranny of evil men who are poisoning and destroying my country. 

You may get to shoot your shot on this. Every country has a very fragile veneer holding things together. If the destabilization reaches the point where food scarcity were to hit then find yourself a nice spot up in the mountains to live at. 
 

None of this has to be happening. Not one bit. The whims of an idiot and his cult put all of this stupidity front and center so we all get to revel in them destroying society. 

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Posted
9 hours ago, Bullneck said:

Uh, Steven, it's actually those Vietnamese seamstresses who bootstrapped you to riches.  Also, stop putting your wife on your website.  I know she wants to be a model but gotdamn.

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Is she modeling men's clothing? Those are the most unflattering jeans since those giant baggy ones the skaters wore (Jenga or some shit?).

Posted
2 minutes ago, dieucla98 said:

Is she modeling men's clothing? Those are the most unflattering jeans since those giant baggy ones the skaters wore (Jenga or some shit?).

Seriously you could create that exact same outfit at Walmart 

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Posted
15 minutes ago, dieucla98 said:

Is she modeling men's clothing? Those are the most unflattering jeans since those giant baggy ones the skaters wore (Jenga or some shit?).

JNCO - from when the pants were gigantic and the wheels barely larger than bearing-sized. 

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Posted
2 hours ago, NorthLoop said:

Seriously you could create that exact same outfit at Walmart 

That's what I was just thinking.  I've never heard of this brand so I went to their website.  It's just basic apparel (T shirts, etc.) for $40.  There is nothing remotely unique about it.

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Posted

If you only showed me one picture of that dude, with zero other information, I would bet everything I own that he is a Dotard supporter. 

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Posted
Just now, Red Five said:

If you only showed me one picture of that dude, with zero other information, I would bet everything I own that he is a Dotard supporter.  soybean

fify

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Posted (edited)

It's okay, soyboi. Daddy Trumps isn't going to forget you when he latches you up to the government teat for that sweet famer bailout money. Now go buy some of his crypto schemes like a good mind numbed robot. 

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Posted
8 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

He screwed the Soybean Farmers during his first term and you voted for him in 2020 and 2024?

 

well yes...because of the trans and the browns. 

Posted
9 minutes ago, Red Five said:

If you only showed me one picture of that dude, with zero other information, I would bet everything I own that he is a Dotard supporter. 

And probably an aggy.

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Posted
34 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

 

Talk about a Big Dumb Face.  I guess we have another data point for soybean farmers if they looked at his wasp stung face and thought yep this is our guy 

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Posted
On 4/16/2025 at 10:43 AM, Thatguy said:

You are going to break down on the side of the road and Tyrone is going to rape you in your car. You are going to be forced to keep it because Texas. Then after you grow attached to your Texas rape baby, ICE is going to snatch him and deport him, because even though you are white, you have a Hispanic last name, and that baby is a little too brown. So make sure you flush your radiator so that doesn't happen. MAGA

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You have the ability to see inside my cousin's wife's brain.

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Posted
2 hours ago, Post Oak said:

How will people ever manage without their 100 245 dollar hoodies and joggers

FIFY

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