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4 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Trump was really pissed that he didn't get credit for it, no matter how hard he tried to take credit for it.  

Well, Trump also wants credit for the ones developed that had nothing to do with warp speed.  And he also wants credit for fighting any government entity mandating vaccination.   Stupidest. Supporters. On. The. Planet. 

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    Did not have former Skid Row lead singer Sebastian Bach talking shit to MAGA cult members on my bingo card. But here we are.  

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On 12/29/2022 at 7:43 PM, Ted Lange said:

 

MAGA Man- We're responsible for Western civilization. You're welcome.

Also MAGA Man- We're being oppressed by Western civilization. 

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On 12/29/2022 at 7:06 PM, Neonmoon said:

The calls are coming from inside the house 

 

HBO documentary will be on my view list; this clip rings the same bell as the quoted post, but comes at the end.

 

 

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58 minutes ago, Willfully Horn said:

HBO documentary will be on my view list; this clip rings the same bell as the quoted post, but comes at the end.

 

 

Watched most of that last night.  JFC.

1 hour ago, Willfully Horn said:

HBO documentary will be on my view list; this clip rings the same bell as the quoted post, but comes at the end.

 

 

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that clip was enough. I don't care to see anymore.

Yea, don't have the stomach to watch that I don't think.  Depressing af.

2 hours ago, Willfully Horn said:

HBO documentary will be on my view list; this clip rings the same bell as the quoted post, but comes at the end.

 

 

 

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Just dropping in to say fuck McCarthy. 

 

Here's a dumb idea: Is it possible there might be a Republican left that could get enough Democrats to vote for them they could just ice out the craziest of the crazies?

Or this:

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Everything the dumb MAGA house passes will just get crushed by the Senate. It’s just going to be 2 years of theatrical clown dancing on one side of Congress. 

Never seen anything like it, but also not the first time it’s happened. 
 

 

8 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Never seen anything like it, but also not the first time it’s happened. 
 

 

I’ve seen something exactly like it. Dallas Stars forward Rich Peverly went down the same way just after skating off the ice.  Fortunately, he survived.

5 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

I’ve seen something exactly like it. Dallas Stars forward Rich Peverly went down the same way just after skating off the ice.  Fortunately, he survived.

Was making note of seemingly opposed positions in those tweets. 
 

 

18 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Was making note of seemingly opposed positions in those tweets. 
 

 

I know. I was just pointing out that a lot of Dallas sports fans have seen this exact thing in fairly recent memory.

Imagine trying to find any tragedy that you can attach a diedsuddenly (just asking questions) hashtag to and thinking that you're on the right side of anything.

33 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

I was told it was all New York’s fault. 

Everybody did their part. It takes an entire village to raise an idiot.

Yeah, as much as I hate voter suppression as much as y'all...I've never gotten behind the whatever your statewide percentages were last time...the new map has to mirror and match that in terms of percentage of state house delegation.  What do you use to gauge that, Governor's race?  Senator?  That could be six year old data in a 2032 election cycle.  do you take the mean or medium of all statewide races to be even more accurate?  You can't just say Texas GOP wins 54% so they only deserve 21 seats instead of 25.  Because it's not that different from manipulating the map as we see under current gerrymandering to ensure certain parties get certain districts.  

I don't know what solution is otherwise fair, as all every other alternative is still based on precise drawing of the map to all but guarantee certain partisan outcomes.  Good news is we have very precise census data down to the tract/local precinct.  But you then invite overcounting/undercounting depends on who is in office that decade.  You can't have some requirement of minimum numbers of adjacency mileage given the wildly different sizes of districts.  You can't have adjacency of people requirements as that violates Voting Rights act.  Adjacency/connection of precincts/census tracts won't work in application since they already technically do that and are why we have this problem. 

And what if you instate the statewide office percentages in the immediately preceeding election (state cycles will vary greatly), and some candidate totally shits the bed and loses even though it was drawn to represent his particular party?  Now the ratio is off again through no fault of the map.  Looking at you Santos.    

Analyst on MSNBC, on the anti-McCarthy Republicans, “They’ve been willing to blow up planes on Republicans for years..:”

That whole set is weird.  Kyle is short-sleeves is sweating and tech guy is in a downhill skiing parka and still looks cold.

And Kyle's face looks like he still doesn't have his driver's license but has the upper body of a grizzled 58 year old alcoholic.   

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This ad destroys Josh Hawley. Let’s hope it works.

13 hours ago, TeeDubya said:

This ad destroys Josh Hawley. Let’s hope it works.

Narrator: It won't.  Hawley will win the GQP primary by 20+.

. . . but it's nice to see Democrats with a spine.

2 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

 

God, I saw a bit of this.  What a pathetic man.  Just full of misplaced anger and flailing at disingenuous talking points.

Abbott to reporters re: Biden: 'i told him thousands of Texans have lost their lives, tens of thousands have had their lives destroyed by his open border policy.'

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what in the everliving fuck is this twat even talking about?? his soul is crippled. gawd i hate him.

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2 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Hes balding and he has the beard, but missing the Oakleys

He also needs to record himself saying all that while inside of his giant pickup truck. 

How does someone so fucking stupid get elected....ah fuck it, I know.  Stoopid votes for stoopid. 

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Also Wesenberg…

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Might as well go here.  Watching the Golden Globes with my boomer in laws was hysterical.  Black people consistently winning and then a trans person was bad enough, but when Zelensky showed up, their heads just about exploded.  They then retired to the upstairs.

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On 1/6/2023 at 4:51 PM, Aqua Buddha said:

 

That kid is a true American pastry-ot.

His motto is “Don’t tread on mill.”

His blood runs red, white, and Blue Bell.

He’s the Fatue of Liberty.

He exercised his right to bear claws.

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