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11 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

This.  The point of ridicule - which should be complete, total, and relentless - is to force these people into utter humiliation.  Withdraw back into your shell, drink hemlock, or decide that you are tired of being humiliated and thus you need to abandon your idiocy..... I don't care how you deal with that humiliation.  Pick any of those solutions, but every one of them should remove you from the field of play.

Shunning and humiliating has its place in a functioning society.  Fuck being nice to moronic fascists.  Call them what they are.  Shame them relentlessly.  Shame them in public, at home, at work, with their families, with their friends.  Drive them back under the rocks they came from.  They are waging war against a functioning society.  It's time for society to fight back, as hard as it can.

I don't think they're capable of feeling shame. (Exhibit A is wearing a blue Hawaiian shirt above). Especially not when they have their echo chambers to reassure them of their righteousness. 

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15 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

first show to portray a Vietnam Vet in a very positive light. 

Also first show to portray for little NAIU what hotness looked like.  Plus it had helicopters and cars. 

23 hours ago, Post Oak said:

 

I heard yesterday on the radio that several bullets went through one these folk's 10 year old daughter's bedroom in one of these shooting.

The cops in that picture should be relentlessly bopping him on the back of the head to get him where they wanted him to go.

Fucking bitchass mother fucker.

29 minutes ago, jw4381 said:

The cops in that picture should be relentlessly bopping him on the back of the head to get him where they wanted him to go.

They probably high-fived him throughout the booking process.

56 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Thank you. They need to admit this more often and in more public spaces. Then maybe some people will pay attention. 

Owning the libs and trying to outdo DeSantis and Abbott.

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The location still has no tenant, however, after Youngkin intervened in late December to stop plans for the plant in Virginia because of its partnership with Chinese company Contemporary Amperex Technology. Youngkin first publicly discussed his decision after giving his State of the Commonwealth address on Wednesday.

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Sen. Scott Surovell, D-Fairfax, said in an interview that “to deny [people in the community] jobs because you’re in last place in Republican presidential primaries [is] gubernatorial malpractice.”

“I mean, this is clearly just obvious to me that the governor’s in some kind of out-China-bashing-contest with [Florida Gov. Ron] DeSantis and Governor Greg Abbott out of Texas,” he added.

 

 

4 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Exactly what Jesus was all about. 

5 hours ago, Hookah Horns said:

Exactly what Jesus was all about. 

Blessed are the aggressive. For they shall inherit the earth. 

12 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Thank you. They need to admit this more often and in more public spaces. Then maybe some people will pay attention. 

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On 1/17/2023 at 11:30 AM, TexasHooch said:

Man, I haven't thought about Harry Knowles in years. 

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On 1/17/2023 at 11:45 AM, GenXer said:

I suspect the guy wearing camo and the hawaiian shirt doesn’t really understand the purpose of camo. Or maybe his mom forgot to wash his camo shirt.

 

On 1/17/2023 at 1:42 PM, Pescado_Rojo said:

The boogaloo boys was certainly a weirder intersection of white supremacy, fascism, and internet memez

Their flag on the above linked wikipedia page even does a shitty thin hawaiian line motif on an american flag

On 1/13/2023 at 7:58 PM, YGIFS said:

He seems stable.  Sorry about the upcoming issues with his credit report.  Fucking bummer, man.  

What happened with his credit?

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On 1/17/2023 at 4:43 PM, TheRealRonWeaver? said:

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Why should I change my shirt? They're the ones who suck.

Haha I got the best opportunity to use that line. I picked up a dog that had just gotten hit by a car and was obviously a stray. The injuries were severe but she made it.

Now, it turned out she had been chipped. But they only info they could get was the name of the dog and a phone number. The vet was not eager for me to contact the wildly negligent owner but I felt I had to. I wanted to tell them they were not getting the dog back.

Anywho, turns out her name was "Bella". The vet techs told me that I needed to give her a new name for her new life. So I said "Why should I change her name? They're the ones that suck." I'd always liked that name for a dog. /csb

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On 1/15/2023 at 10:00 AM, TheStoicPaisano said:

He put on the Freshman Forty # w/o attending class

He's alienated the half of America that might serve him some green vegetables.

1 hour ago, Walser said:

Haha I got the best opportunity to use that line. I picked up a dog that had just gotten hit by a car and was obviously a stray. The injuries were severe but she made it.

Now, it turned out she had been chipped. But they only info they could get was the name of the dog and a phone number. The vet was not eager for me to contact the wildly negligent owner but I felt I had to. I wanted to tell them they were not getting the dog back.

Anywho, turns out her name was "Bella". The vet techs told me that I needed to give her a new name for her new life. So I said "Why should I change her name? They're the ones that suck." I'd always liked that name for a dog. /csb

We had a troubled family near us with a Bella dog that always escaped. Then they moved. I wonder if they moved near you.

I just googled "Trapt".

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I'm not going to bother to research whether this is true or not.  

2 hours ago, Bullneck said:

 

 

I'm not going to bother to research whether this is true or not.  

I googled 3-4 of them.   It's true.

While I am sure there will eventually be a separate thread, the latest GQP nonsense is introducing a 30% federal sales tax to replace the income tax.  The GQP is really fucking dumb.

19 hours ago, Creasy Bear said:

What happened with his credit?

YGIFS works in mysterious ways.

1 hour ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

While I am sure there will eventually be a separate thread, the latest GQP nonsense is introducing a 30% federal sales tax to replace the income tax.  The GQP is really fucking dumb.

But not on luxury items, I’m sure. Got to make sure the poors are paying “their fair share” without impacting the rich.  As Jesus taught. 

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I think I am going to start using the word "Republican" as an adjective.  It might be a fun way to change the world and inform today's youth in a more humorous manner the dangers of a party that no longer cares much for democracy, honesty, integrity, principles nor courage. IF you can get Ginormous into Webster's Dictionary then maybe we can add another line under republican?

When a part fails on your car - that's so republican.

When a bridge fails - that's so republican

When there is any man made disaster - that's so republican

When the Federal Government voluntarily stops paying the bills and scrubs billions off the stock market - That's so republican

When you get a slapped together sandwich - man that's republican

When a team loses a 24 point lead - that was republican

When a state loses power to the electrical grid - that's so republican

When an innocent person is executed - that's so republican

 

re·pub·li·can. 

adjective
1. (of a form of government, constitution, etc.) belonging to, or characteristic of a republic.
2. of very low quality, inferior, improperly designed (see: crappy)
 
noun
1.1. a person advocating or supporting republican government.
2.2 a member or Supporter of the Republican party
 

Gretchen4life, Stop trying to make ‘Republican’ happen.  It’s not going to happen. 
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2 hours ago, YGIFS said:

Gretchen4life, Stop trying to make ‘Republican’ happen.  It’s not going to happen. 
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5 minutes ago, pacman said:

 

There is something terribly wrong with a lot of people.

The band is just fantastic, that is really what I think. Oh by the way, which one’s Pink?

Fucking idiots getting all worked up over a 50 yo album cover 

Prisms, how do they work? 

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2 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

The band is just fantastic, that is really what I think. Oh by the way, which one’s Pink?

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2 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

The band is just fantastic, that is really what I think. Oh by the way, which one’s Pink?

I don't think any of those motherfuckers are names Floyd either!! When will the lies end???

53 minutes ago, pacman said:

 

Is this real?

19 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Is this real?

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I dug around the long list of replies and I can't find the ones cited in the tweet. 

Link to the only post with comments enabled of one of them.

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13 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Is this real?

Yes. DSOTM is in fact 50 years old in March of this year. 

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37 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Is this real?

Honestly, I don't know what to think. I'm gonna need answers from former lead guitarist Anthony Devolder before I can even begin to make sense of it all. 

6 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

But not on luxury items, I’m sure. Got to make sure the poors are paying “their fair share” without impacting the rich.  As Jesus taught. 

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7 hours ago, horn4life said:

When a team loses a 24 point lead - that was republican

This hits close to home

3 hours ago, pacman said:

 

 

3 hours ago, NAVY said:

Fucking idiots getting all worked up over a 50 yo album cover 

Prisms, how do they work? 

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2 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Is this real?

If I posted the original album cover on my Facebook page, I have no doubt some people would get upset.  You know, idiots who think the fucking Beatles or Led Zeppelin were better….

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1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

If I posted the original album cover on my Facebook page, I have no doubt some people would get upset.  You know, idiots who think the fucking Beatles or Led Zeppelin were better….

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2 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

If I posted the original album cover on my Facebook page, I have no doubt some people would get upset.  You know, idiots who think the fucking Beatles or Led Zeppelin were better….

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2 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

If I posted the original album cover on my Facebook page, I have no doubt some people would get upset.  You know, idiots who think the fucking Beatles or Led Zeppelin were better….

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Question is how many would stand behind you in defense of atom heart mother?  It’s not for everyone. 

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