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5 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Damn Raskin was on fire yesterday.

He's one of only a tiny, minute number of Congressman who seems to have a spine, a soul and a conscience.

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    Did not have former Skid Row lead singer Sebastian Bach talking shit to MAGA cult members on my bingo card. But here we are.  

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    Yep. I was a George Will/Ronald Reagan/Al Laffer conservative.  I genuinely thought that if you cut taxes for the upper classes, then they would spend and invest and the economic result of that w

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Today's GOP.  The Party of Lincoln, Eisenhower, Reagan, and Dick Pics.

Jesus said something in Genesis?  

2 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Jesus said something in Genesis?  

Forget it. She's rolling.

3 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Jesus said something in Genesis?  

Yeah, man.  He said "abacab."  It doesn't get any clearer than that.

Wait....maybe that was something Phil Collins said in Genesis.

Whatever, man - don't question my theology.

7 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Jesus said something in Genesis?  

None of those fuckers were smart enough to ponder that.

1 minute ago, Brisketexan said:

Wait....maybe that was something Phil Collins said in Genesis.

 

 
There's plenty of young'uns to take their place.
 
 
 

That's the thing, man. Shitty people begat shitty people. Currently on Brisket's ledge.

Would. Moms for Liberty, to steal!

https://www.rawstory.com/keri-blair-moms-for-liberty/

A right-wing Tennessee school board member backed by the Moms for Liberty group has been arrested on shoplifting charges.

Keri Blair, who was elected in November 2022 following a campaign against tolerant "social agendas," is accused of stealing items from Target seven times between Nov. 25 and Dec. 20, reported WATN-TV.

The 43-year-old Blair was booked Jan. 5 and charged with theft of property less than $1,000, and she was released on $7,500 bond.

Police say Blair stole nearly $730 worth of merchandise by "skip-scanning" items at the store's self checkout.

She resigned Wednesday from the Collierville school board, citing "family reasons."

Shelby County school board races are nonpartisan, but Blair received contributions to her mostly self-financed campaign from Patricia Woodard, the treasurer of the local chapter of Moms for Liberty, and mirrored that far-right group's complaints about educational materials that did not reflect a conservative social agenda.

 

50 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Jesus said something in Genesis?  

Of course he did.  He also goes on and on about incest.... just like their modern day messiah,  Trump 

18 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

Would. Moms for Liberty, to steal!

https://www.rawstory.com/keri-blair-moms-for-liberty/

A right-wing Tennessee school board member backed by the Moms for Liberty group has been arrested on shoplifting charges.

Keri Blair, who was elected in November 2022 following a campaign against tolerant "social agendas," is accused of stealing items from Target seven times between Nov. 25 and Dec. 20, reported WATN-TV.

The 43-year-old Blair was booked Jan. 5 and charged with theft of property less than $1,000, and she was released on $7,500 bond.

Police say Blair stole nearly $730 worth of merchandise by "skip-scanning" items at the store's self checkout.

She resigned Wednesday from the Collierville school board, citing "family reasons."

Shelby County school board races are nonpartisan, but Blair received contributions to her mostly self-financed campaign from Patricia Woodard, the treasurer of the local chapter of Moms for Liberty, and mirrored that far-right group's complaints about educational materials that did not reflect a conservative social agenda.

 

And just like that....Brisket comes up with another way to cash-in on the MAGAverse.

That's right....I'm going to produce a whole new genre of porn.  It will feature only "Moms for Liberty," practicing all the dirtiest of things.  Things like DEI (Dicks Everywhere In her), and communism! (orgies where everyone gets equally laid).  Shit, I'm gonna start shopping for my Caribbean villa -- this is gonna make a mint.

27 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

Would. Moms for Liberty, to steal!

https://www.rawstory.com/keri-blair-moms-for-liberty/

A right-wing Tennessee school board member backed by the Moms for Liberty group has been arrested on shoplifting charges.

Keri Blair, who was elected in November 2022 following a campaign against tolerant "social agendas," is accused of stealing items from Target seven times between Nov. 25 and Dec. 20, reported WATN-TV.

The 43-year-old Blair was booked Jan. 5 and charged with theft of property less than $1,000, and she was released on $7,500 bond.

Police say Blair stole nearly $730 worth of merchandise by "skip-scanning" items at the store's self checkout.

She resigned Wednesday from the Collierville school board, citing "family reasons."

Shelby County school board races are nonpartisan, but Blair received contributions to her mostly self-financed campaign from Patricia Woodard, the treasurer of the local chapter of Moms for Liberty, and mirrored that far-right group's complaints about educational materials that did not reflect a conservative social agenda.

 

That’s not boobert?

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

 

1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

Jesus said something in Genesis?  

 

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

Yeah, man.  He said "abacab."  It doesn't get any clearer than that.

Wait....maybe that was something Phil Collins said in Genesis.

Whatever, man - don't question my theology.

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Wrong genesis.

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5 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

That’s not boobert?

But I bet this Liberty loving mom will jack me off in a crowded theater just the same. All for the small price of paying for her groceries.

29 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

And just like that....Brisket comes up with another way to cash-in on the MAGAverse.

That's right....I'm going to produce a whole new genre of porn.  It will feature only "Moms for Liberty," practicing all the dirtiest of things.  Things like DEI (Dicks Everywhere In her), and communism! (orgies where everyone gets equally laid).  Shit, I'm gonna start shopping for my Caribbean villa -- this is gonna make a mint.

I suggest coming up with at allegedly “new” biblical sexual position. We call it the “Woke Position”, and suggest that everyone download the video of the type of sex NOT to do if you want to be a good Christian and get to Heaven.  And good Christians will need to buy the video to know what not to do…unless you aren’t a good Christian Lady.   We can get an endorsement from the speaker of the house and his son. 

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“We downloaded the woke video and watched it, but monitored each other to make sure that we only watched that one time to know not to watch it again”

Somehow these cunts will blame this on Biden.  "We can't afford basic necessities due to inflation and had to resort to stealing to feed our poor children".

1 hour ago, Gatorubet said:

I suggest coming up with at allegedly “new” biblical sexual position. We call it the “Woke Position”, and suggest that everyone download the video of the type of sex NOT to do if you want to be a good Christian and get to Heaven.  And good Christians will need to buy the video to know what not to do…unless you aren’t a good Christian Lady.   We can get an endorsement from the speaker of the house and his son. 

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“We downloaded the woke video and watched it, but monitored each other to make sure that we only watched that one time to know not to watch it again”

I gotta feeling these two have watched the human centipede movies, a lot.  

2 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

And just like that....Brisket comes up with another way to cash-in on the MAGAverse.

That's right....I'm going to produce a whole new genre of porn.  It will feature only "Moms for Liberty," practicing all the dirtiest of things.  Things like DEI (Dicks Everywhere In her), and communism! (orgies where everyone gets equally laid).  Shit, I'm gonna start shopping for my Caribbean villa -- this is gonna make a mint.

Most popular MAGA porn would be

1. White girl can't resist [insert not white race]

2. Christian man can't resist [young man]

 

I suggest coming up with at allegedly “new” biblical sexual position. We call it the “Woke Position”, and suggest that everyone download the video of the type of sex NOT to do if you want to be a good Christian and get to Heaven.  And good Christians will need to buy the video to know what not to do…unless you aren’t a good Christian Lady.   We can get an endorsement from the speaker of the house and his son. 
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“We downloaded the woke video and watched it, but monitored each other to make sure that we only watched that one time to know not to watch it again”

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The only endorsement you need my brother in Christ.

Thar will come a payday, what a payday - hallelujah!
3 hours ago, crash_davis said:

Would. Moms for Liberty, to steal!

https://www.rawstory.com/keri-blair-moms-for-liberty/

A right-wing Tennessee school board member backed by the Moms for Liberty group has been arrested on shoplifting charges.

Keri Blair, who was elected in November 2022 following a campaign against tolerant "social agendas," is accused of stealing items from Target seven times between Nov. 25 and Dec. 20, reported WATN-TV.

The 43-year-old Blair was booked Jan. 5 and charged with theft of property less than $1,000, and she was released on $7,500 bond.

Police say Blair stole nearly $730 worth of merchandise by "skip-scanning" items at the store's self checkout.

She resigned Wednesday from the Collierville school board, citing "family reasons."

Shelby County school board races are nonpartisan, but Blair received contributions to her mostly self-financed campaign from Patricia Woodard, the treasurer of the local chapter of Moms for Liberty, and mirrored that far-right group's complaints about educational materials that did not reflect a conservative social agenda.

 

Would

$728 in 7 separate theft events? They can't even steal appropriately. 

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36 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Most popular MAGA porn would be

1. White girl can't resist [insert not white race]

2. Christian man can't resist [young man]

 

MAGA porn would definitely have a lot of stuck in the dryer scenes because they're so fucking stupid.

3 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

I suggest coming up with at allegedly “new” biblical sexual position. We call it the “Woke Position”, and suggest that everyone download the video of the type of sex NOT to do if you want to be a good Christian and get to Heaven.  And good Christians will need to buy the video to know what not to do…unless you aren’t a good Christian Lady.   We can get an endorsement from the speaker of the house and his son. 

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“We downloaded the woke video and watched it, but monitored each other to make sure that we only watched that one time to know not to watch it again”

Reminds me of this Theo Von bit...

 

11 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

She looks like a witch.

Do we need to see if she can drown?

I old enough to remember people saying deplatforming wouldn't work.  I haven't had OReilly pass through my mind once in years.

I made it to "Trump governed this country in a responsible way and everybody prospered."

Everybody huh. Responsible.

Craziest thing about that video is that he looks like he actually believes what he's saying.

Bill peaked here:

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Loved that.  He should have just kept doing more of that -- unhinged freakouts about random shit.  That was awesome.

Reading the responses by the magaots and bots is nice.

8 hours ago, crash_davis said:

Would. Moms for Liberty, to steal!

https://www.rawstory.com/keri-blair-moms-for-liberty/

A right-wing Tennessee school board member backed by the Moms for Liberty group has been arrested on shoplifting charges.

Keri Blair, who was elected in November 2022 following a campaign against tolerant "social agendas," is accused of stealing items from Target seven times between Nov. 25 and Dec. 20, reported WATN-TV.

The 43-year-old Blair was booked Jan. 5 and charged with theft of property less than $1,000, and she was released on $7,500 bond.

Police say Blair stole nearly $730 worth of merchandise by "skip-scanning" items at the store's self checkout.

She resigned Wednesday from the Collierville school board, citing "family reasons."

Shelby County school board races are nonpartisan, but Blair received contributions to her mostly self-financed campaign from Patricia Woodard, the treasurer of the local chapter of Moms for Liberty, and mirrored that far-right group's complaints about educational materials that did not reflect a conservative social agenda.

 

@Incredulity

10 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

None of those fuckers were smart enough to ponder that.

 

 

So close

 

5 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

MAGA porn would definitely have a lot of stuck in the dryer scenes because they're so fucking stupid.

Making

Assholes

Gape

Again

9 minutes ago, Leeroy Jenkins said:


Mike Flynn and his wife.

She's much more of a silverback than I would have expected.  

6 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Do we need to see if she can drown?

Or see if she weighs as much as a duck?

4 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Or see if she weighs as much as a duck?

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5 hours ago, Leeroy Jenkins said:

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Is this your pic? I'm not sure what I would do if I found myself at some sad Comfort Inn bar with this jagalope. Pretty sure I might wind up talking to the local police at some point.

i'd be tempted to call him out loudly as a traitor to his oath and country as i walked away. 

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Is this your pic? I'm not sure what I would do if I found myself at some sad Comfort Inn bar with this jagalope. Pretty sure I might wind up talking to the local police at some point.

Yes it is my pic from the Renaissance Hotel by DCA. The one thing that kept me in check was the fact I was with one of my customers. I really wanted to walk up and act like I was going to shake his hand and call him a fucking traitor directly to his face.

I sent this pic to my wife and she asked if she needed to get bail money ready. LOL
3 hours ago, Leeroy Jenkins said:

Yes it is my pic from the Renaissance Hotel by DCA. The one thing that kept me in check was the fact I was with one of my customers. I really wanted to walk up and act like I was going to shake his hand and call him a fucking traitor directly to his face.

Or tell him "Trump only keeps you around as long as he thinks you're useful, and when you stop being useful, he'll throw you in the garbage just like he's done with so many other people that you know. He won't answer your calls, and he'll pretend like he barely knew you."

or

"I hope you're getting some of that Soros money that is backing Trump so that Biden wins again this year."

20 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Comfort Inn has a bar? 

Most I've seen at those generic corporate hotels is the 5 PM "happy hour" where everyone gets a free glass of shitty wine.  I'm clearly traveling in the wrong circles.

4 hours ago, Leeroy Jenkins said:


Yes it is my pic from the Renaissance Hotel by DCA. The one thing that kept me in check was the fact I was with one of my customers. I really wanted to walk up and act like I was going to shake his hand and call him a fucking traitor directly to his face.

I sent this pic to my wife and she asked if she needed to get bail money ready. LOL

My expectation is for you to pull one of these.

 

I'm sure there's a volleyball arena somewhere that needs to be built!

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