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Posted
2 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:

For you olds, that gravy seal photo is AI generated.  

 

Yeah, the FUPA is obviously not big enough

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Posted
12 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Ok first of all, Trump and Vance are not our "President and VP"....

Well, to be fair, those fucking lunatics DO still believe Trump is their president. I guess that makes Vance his VP. 

Posted
2 hours ago, CooterBrown said:

I had forgotten about this meme I found the first time Dotard ran.  I'm considering making it into a yard sign and covertly placing it in the neighborhood christian nationalist/trumper's yard overnight.

 

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you gonna get shot bro

 

Posted
17 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

The fuck is “vudu?”

It's becoming Fandango at Home.  Those fucking dirty Haitians like to stream movies while they eat dogs and cats.  They pirate the movies and ship them back to Haiti to the losers who haven't left.  Got to get rid of them ASAP.

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Posted (edited)
21 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

The fuck is “vudu?”

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A Walmart owned video streaming service?

 

edit - in 2020, NBC universal bought Vudu from Walmart and is now part of their fandango entertainment division.

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10 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

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A Walmart owned video streaming service?

 

edit - in 2020, NBC universal bought Vudu from Walmart and is now part of their fandango entertainment division.

Dont worry. You can still make fun of the new Chik fil a streaming service. 

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Posted (edited)
4 hours ago, Pancho said:

I’ll take things that never happened Alex…for $1000

 

Alex: IT’S THE DAILY DOUBLE!

 

sage steele deserves to be double teamed by the fast food gravy seals.

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Posted
4 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

Took a stroll through Sage's twitter. So she's a full blown MAGA. Didn't have that on my bingo card. 

she entered my radar like 5-6 years ago when some band she was interviewing at the na all star weekend tried to make some really benign political statement and she angrily snatched the mic away and leered at the guy. next thing i know she’s screaming dumbass political shit from a megaphone every time i hear her, only unlike the band she was interviewing, her political opinions skew towards hatred, fear, and lying. fuck sage steele.

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5 hours ago, Underdog said:

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We can win the Civil War if we can strategically make them run 100 yards in hot weather. 

Which brings up another one of my brain-turd droppings:  Why are the same rotund “Patriots” who are scared of giving themselves a once a year Covid shot so happy to jab themselves weekly with Ozempic?    

Will y’all please tell your Maga relatives and neighbors that the same company who brought you Covid vaccines is making the fat people shot?    While not a perfect solution to voting problems, we need them to stop getting injections and let diabetes do its work.

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21 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Dont worry. You can still make fun of the new Chik fil a streaming service. 

Is that when you eat so many Chicfila nuggets at a kids birthday party and after a copious amount of beers later that your wife has to ask if you’re ok on the toilet and then leaves the bedroom while gagging when you open the toilet room door?

….. asking for a friend.

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1 hour ago, Dnaguy said:

Is that when you eat so many Chicfila nuggets at a kids birthday party and after a copious amount of beers later that your wife has to ask if you’re ok on the toilet and then leaves the bedroom while gagging when you open the toilet room door?

….. asking for a friend.

I think what you’re describing is the Golden Corral package. You ought to see a doctor. 

Posted
1 hour ago, Red Five said:

Trivia: Chevy memorized the lyrics to the song on the cab ride over, and did this in one take.

More anecdotal trivia: Being a number of The New Bohemians live in Blanco, thru sheer chance I know someone who's performed live with Paul. I guess it was one of his first times before going out on stage. Band files out of their dressing room. Paul and Edie file out behind them.

Paul to Guy I Know: Hey, sound check was a lil sloppy. Maybe tighten that up a bit.

Guy I Know: Shit! *Anxiety level goes from 8 to 10, turns around*

Paul and Edie giggling: Ah, just giving ya shit.

 

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1 hour ago, Red Five said:

Trivia: Chevy memorized the lyrics to the song on the cab ride over, and did this in one take.

to think they say cocaine is bad for you.  pfft.  

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Posted
27 minutes ago, Derka said:

can someone embed this for me please:

just your garden variety psychotic trumper behavior

it is frightening that these people get to vote.

I have a really hard time watching these freak-out and knocked-the-fucked-out types of videos because watching people act like completely deranged assholes messes with my anxiety nowadays, but since you asked nicely.

 

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4 minutes ago, bolverk said:

I have a really hard time watching these freak-out and knocked-the-fucked-out types of videos because watching people act like completely deranged assholes messes with my anxiety nowadays

i mean his own anxiety, adrenaline, and fear is palpable. the guy is shaking, getting into the face of a teenage girl, trying to provoke a physical fight with her, and apparently he even wants to run her over with his truck. his lunacy comes off of the screen like it’s in the room next to you. and 90% of these people (more) are maga. it’s truly pathetic, and frightening as well.

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Just now, Derka said:

i mean his own anxiety, adrenaline, and fear is palpable. the guy is shaking, getting into the face of a teenage girl, trying to provoke a physical fight with her, and apparently he even wants to run her over with his truck. his lunacy comes off of the screen like it’s in the room next to you. and 90% of these people (more) are maga. it’s truly pathetic, and frightening as well.

Wholeheartedly agree, and it was apparent where it was heading. I had to stop watching after just first 30 seconds, but I tried just because it always serves as a good reminder how unhinged these people can be.

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Posted
3 hours ago, Derka said:

i mean his own anxiety, adrenaline, and fear is palpable. the guy is shaking, getting into the face of a teenage girl, trying to provoke a physical fight with her, and apparently he even wants to run her over with his truck. his lunacy comes off of the screen like it’s in the room next to you. and 90% of these people (more) are maga. it’s truly pathetic, and frightening as well.

I enjoyed seeing him die inside when she called him bald.  It was a punch to the gut.

And if she had touched him, that might have been the first touch of a woman that he's felt in years.

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Posted
8 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

I enjoyed seeing him die inside when she called him bald.  It was a punch to the gut.

And if she had touched him, that might have been the first touch of a woman that he's felt in years.

His name is James Bennett Carone from Palm Harbor Florida, any apparently got fired after this video surfaced. I think what happened is that he was driving around with a Trump flag in the back of his truck and she flipped him off, prompting him to get out of her truck.

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Posted
12 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

“ …with some roly-poly little bat faced girl.”

That lyric slays me. 

Well when you have such a short little span of attention, your nights tend to be long.

Posted
17 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Sounds like it was quite the scene over in Funky Fort Worth as the Tucker Carlson/Roseanne Barr crazy train rolled through the Metroplex. (People actually PAY for this shit?)

Narrator: Apparently, the arena was quite empty.

https://www.mediaite.com/news/roseanne-barr-screams-at-tucker-carlson-audience-about-overthrow-of-government-as-ex-fox-host-stares-blankly/

 

Tucker is a journalist, so I'm sure he asked her to explain just exactly she meant by that shocking allegation. 

Posted
21 hours ago, CooterBrown said:

For you olds, that gravy seal photo is AI generated.  

 

You think the open kitchen with odd looking menus off to the side of the registers would have been a clue. Not to mention randos meandering in front of the kitchen. Looks like a totally normal Chik FIL A.

Posted
5 hours ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

His name is James Bennett Carone from Palm Harbor Florida, any apparently got fired after this video surfaced. I think what happened is that he was driving around with a Trump flag in the back of his truck and she flipped him off, prompting him to get out of her truck.

I looked it up and the video is four years old. I wonder what Mr. Carone is up to these days.

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Don't know if already posted or if there's a more appropriate thread but I'm dying laughing at this. Not at all safe for work. This guy was still at 35% in the last poll I saw for NC governor. You hear about the black nazi stuff and praising Hitler but I haven't  heard much of this, even on Surly. Worse than I thought. Still polling at 35%!

NSFW, like at all!

 

Posted
9 hours ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

His name is James Bennett Carone from Palm Harbor Florida

We find Mr. Carone innocent because, through no fault of his own, the theme song from Rocky would not stop playing in his head.

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Posted
23 hours ago, Derka said:

i mean his own anxiety, adrenaline, and fear is palpable. the guy is shaking, getting into the face of a teenage girl, trying to provoke a physical fight with her, and apparently he even wants to run her over with his truck. his lunacy comes off of the screen like it’s in the room next to you. and 90% of these people (more) are maga. it’s truly pathetic, and frightening as well.

Exactly. He wants to hurt, to kill somebody and is looking for any provocation.   Dude is mentally ill.   He just happened to latch on to (checks notes) the one political movement that encourages that sort of thing.  And the Russian bitch bitching is the cherry on top. 

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Posted
2 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

We find Mr. Carone innocent because, through no fault of his own, the theme song from Rocky would not stop playing in his head.

What relation?

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Posted
15 hours ago, C-Man said:

Sounds like it was quite the scene over in Funky Fort Worth as the Tucker Carlson/Roseanne Barr crazy train rolled through the Metroplex. (People actually PAY for this shit?)

Narrator: Apparently, the arena was quite empty.

https://www.mediaite.com/news/roseanne-barr-screams-at-tucker-carlson-audience-about-overthrow-of-government-as-ex-fox-host-stares-blankly/

 

The Republicans' ace up their sleeve - Rosanne Barr?

LMFAO.

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I wonder if Roseanne has people in her life who will look after her. Because she is clearly unwell. I mean, they all are, but she’s really not ok.

Also fuck Tucker Carlson for doing this.

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