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2020 Presidential Election -- Biden v Trump: Sleepy Joe vs Dopey Don [Results begin on page 409]

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Fascism in action. "Republicans" trying to destroy America in the name of Freedom. What incredibly fucked up times we live in.

They never cared or understood what that word meant outside of their freedom to be an asshole.
1 minute ago, The Hot Dog Buffet said:

I think that there is value of showing the faces of traitors on the evening news, though.

We say traitors, their facebook friends say patriots who are trying to stop democracy and crying Freedom the whole time. What deranged imbeciles!

24 minutes ago, StruggleBus said:

You're still an unhinged lunatic. That hasn't changed. 

I mean, an unhinged lunatic who saw this coming, so......there's that.

20 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Yes, but he's *OUR* unhinged lunatic!

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2 minutes ago, Patrick Bateman said:

Finish him!

 

in other words, the reason things seem "close" is Trump's win in FL and the fact it's taking them so dang long to count all of the ballots. 

I love how Biden comes out before Trump, again, like last night. Trumps people are going all in on Pennsylvania, but then Michigan is called, and Biden can win with just AZ and NV. Fuck trump. This victory is going to be delicious.

4 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

“Oh is this something y’all are interested in? In that case...”

oh, are the 2 of you going to fight over little ole me?  bunch of attention whores in vegas.

4 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

“Oh is this something y’all are interested in? In that case...”

jesus christ, nevada.  what the fuck is this?  was this some sort of play to show that they were the critical swing state so they could get more pre-election pandering money from campaigns rolling through?

wait, so you guys care what the count of this vote is?  okay, then i guess we will tell you. 

10 minutes ago, HRSchenker said:

If Georgia flips then it's over right? 

It's 2020 guys, be creative. 

2 minutes ago, Underdog said:

NC isn't reporting new numbers until the 12th per Velshi of MSNBC. 

WTF

Finish him!
 

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Trump's lead in PA keeps dropping every 15 minutes or so. Currently sitting at 320K.

If I'm reading this correctly, Cohn seems to think Biden gets over the hump in PA. 

And Silver just said in his live blog that he thinks Biden is hitting his targets well enough to consider it "lean D."

It's looking like our long national nightmare might be almost over. 

Looking like 306 to me, possibly 321 pending NC

4 minutes ago, Underdog said:

NC isn't reporting new numbers until the 12th per Velshi of MSNBC. 

I think they're just provisional ballots left, and not enough to realistically overcome trump. It's red, and luckily Biden doesn't need it.

1 minute ago, Hookah Horns said:

It's looking like our long national nightmare might be almost over. 

Oh no, it's just getting started.

And it will continue on after January 20.  As long as Trump has his Twitter, it will end only upon his passing.

1 minute ago, Mo Horn said:

 

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1 minute ago, WBT said:

Looking like 306 to me, possibly 321 pending NC

290 is the number at this point.

20 minutes ago, horncyclist said:

Any chance Arizona and Nevada are called today? Would be really nice to see those President Elect graphics with Biden. 

Arizona has been stuck on 86% reporting for a LONG time.

How the hell is Arizona this close with how Trump treated McCain?

5 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

 

Dad?

Holy shit, what's going on right now with Eric Trump in Philadelphia talking about cheating is not only unsurprising, but we're now at an all-time low. This isn't the ground floor though. I'm not so sure there is one with this crew.

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2 minutes ago, WBT said:

Looking like 306 to me, possibly 321 pending NC

I think NC is a bridge too far, which is disappointing to me as I had high hopes for the state.

1 minute ago, purplepride95 said:

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Her hand is at least four times larger than Trump's.

4 minutes ago, sidis said:

jesus christ, nevada.  what the fuck is this?  was this some sort of play to show that they were the critical swing state so they could get more pre-election pandering money from campaigns rolling through?

wait, so you guys care what the count of this vote is?  okay, then i guess we will tell you. 

Might be more about the fact that with Michigan, Wiscy, and maybe Arizona and Georgia wrapping up tonight, they can possibly put this thing to bed tonight instead of dragging it out another day.  

20 minutes ago, TXSG8R said:

No chance for Nevada, they wont update counts until tomorrow.  

 

1 minute ago, Jive Turkey said:

Eric Trump and Rudy are off the rails on Fox News. Holy shit. 

They know the gravy train is over.  #nojinx

5 minutes ago, sidis said:

jesus christ, nevada.  what the fuck is this?  was this some sort of play to show that they were the critical swing state so they could get more pre-election pandering money from campaigns rolling through?

wait, so you guys care what the count of this vote is?  okay, then i guess we will tell you. 

I don't think they're saying we'll get the final count. Sounded like they were wanting to hold off until tomorrow so they could do that. But now, they'll release what they have so far and provide the final numbers tomorrow. Still dumb.

4 minutes ago, LTbear said:

WTF

I think that's the deadline in NC for mailed ballots to be received.

8 minutes ago, 'stache said:

I love how Biden comes out before Trump, again, like last night. Trumps people are going all in on Pennsylvania, but then Michigan is called, and Biden can win with just AZ and NV. Fuck trump. This victory is going to be delicious.

I wish my clenched butthole shared your optimism. I know Biden will win, I'm just so doubtful of anything going well in life right now. 

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Eric Trump and Rudy are off the rails on Fox News. Holy shit. 
When Eric and Rudy are leading your campaign you're already in bad shape and it's only going to get worse.
8 minutes ago, Underdog said:

NC isn't reporting new numbers until the 12th per Velshi of MSNBC. 

I say fuck you, Jobu (NC), I do it myself (AZ, NV).

3 minutes ago, Constant said:

How the hell is Arizona this close with how Trump treated McCain?

Yeah I’m also surprised they haven’t called a landslide win for Trump.  
 

You do know AZ people right?  It’s the Alabama of the west.  

4 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Oh no, it's just getting started.

And it will continue on after January 20.  As long as Trump has his Twitter, it will end only upon his passing.

Fucking Clitter

2 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

Eric Trump and Rudy are off the rails on Fox News. Holy shit. 

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Recap of Eric and Rudy? For the beer.

9 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

 

favorite responses...

"y'all queda bringing it strong today"

"can't wait to see this type of enthusiasm in the stands at raiders games."

4 minutes ago, LonghornJudas said:

Holy shit, what's going on right now with Eric Trump in Philadelphia talking about cheating is not only unsurprising, but we're now at an all-time low. This isn't the ground floor though. I'm not so sure there is one with this crew.

 

1 minute ago, Native Horn said:

They know the gravy train is over.  #nojinx

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You know something? Not only are we going to win Michigan, Gretchen Whitmer. We're gonna win Nevada! And Arizona! And Pennsylvania! And Georgia!

And then we're going to Washington DC to take back the White House...

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Pam Bondi and Corey Lewandowski are in Philly, as well. It’s the C team. 

8 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

 

In all honestly, this guy looks like a strong contender to be Trump's next secretary of state. I'd probably be pissed myself if someone stole that job from me, after having just quit a job scrubbing skeet off the booths at the adult video emporium. 

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