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2020 Presidential Election -- Biden v Trump: Sleepy Joe vs Dopey Don [Results begin on page 409]

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2 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Listen, she's a complete fucktard but at least she has some redeeming qualities.  Who here wouldn't clog her gutter?  

I'd use my leaf blower on her gutter.  I find her revolting and repugnant.  

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CNN saying Trump only needs 55-57% of outstanding votes in AZ.

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Just now, TwiceHorn said:

I find her revolting and repugnant.  

Same here. Would shower after banging.

9 minutes ago, RexWilson said:

Remind me why there have been no updates from Nevada 

Workers all went out for hookers and blow.

1 minute ago, TwiceHorn said:

I'd use my leaf blower on her gutter.  I find her revolting and repugnant.  

I'd probably leave it on so I don't have to listen to her but to each his own.  I'm talking a bunch of shit but the reality is she's so annoying I'm not sure I could pull it off.  Looking at my past history, I'd guess yes...but can't be sure. 

5 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

CNN saying Trump only needs 55-57% of outstanding votes in AZ.

Well shit

1 minute ago, Neonmoon said:

Well shit

They said 515k votes left but I’m not sure where that number is from

 

Think it , my ass.  I fkn KNOW it.

 

So why did the AP call Arizona if everything seems to be indicating it could be very close?

31 minutes ago, FunkSoulBrother said:

Lou Malnatis to celebrate?

Giordano's > Malnati's

6 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

CNN saying Trump only needs 55-57% of outstanding votes in AZ.

 

1 minute ago, Neonmoon said:

Well shit

But Biden only needs 42% or so

Biden and Trump are basically in the same positions in Arizona and Georgia, respectively. We know more about remaining Georgia vote so I’d feel better being Biden, but both may be extremely close. 

I feel like it’s week 17 in the nfl and here are all the playoff scenarios...and trump needs 8 teams ahead of him to lose to get in 

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when CNN finally calls AZ, i'll be happy for the Fox News decision desk guy.  he called AZ for Biden way early last night.  pissed off Team Trump bigly.  and homeboy stood tall.

Just now, Jive Turkey said:

when CNN finally calls AZ, i'll be happy for the Fox News decision desk guy.  he called AZ for Biden way early last night.  pissed off Team Trump bigly.  and homeboy stood tall.

Regardless of whether he ends up being right, it’s obvious that guy made a call too soon.

So if trump passes Biden in AZ based on “late counting” doesn’t that fuck his challenge of Biden passing him in PA and GA?

So why did the AP call Arizona if everything seems to be indicating it could be very close?

They said they didn’t see Trump being able to catch up.
11 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

 

This is in alignment with MSNBC.  Trump needs to be a bit north of 60%.  Not sure where the CNN 53-55% number is coming from.

1 minute ago, Sawbonz said:

So if trump passes Biden in AZ based on “late counting” doesn’t that fuck his challenge of Biden passing him in PA and GA?

Trump's legal challenges came out of the womb fucked.

Would like some more info on the chick in tan top in Atlanta voting center, has matching headband, black mask.  Looks a bit rude.  On CNN. 

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1 minute ago, Sawbonz said:

So if trump passes Biden in AZ based on “late counting” doesn’t that fuck his challenge of Biden passing him in PA and GA?

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Just now, SizzleChest said:

Trump's legal challenges came out of the womb fucked.

Haha this was funny 

1 minute ago, Sawbonz said:

So if trump passes Biden in AZ based on “late counting” doesn’t that fuck his challenge of Biden passing him in PA and GA?

Logic would say that’s true...but logic isn’t  Trump’s strong suit is it?

This is in alignment with MSNBC.  Trump needs to be a bit north of 60%.  Not sure where the CNN 53-55% number is coming from.

They must think Trump will make gains elsewhere?

Oh hey Bill Barr you cunt 

 

Just now, Bodhi said:

This is in alignment with MSNBC.  Trump needs to be a bit north of 60%.  Not sure where the CNN 53-55% number is coming from.

Pima is Biden +21.  It's Tucson.  That most recent Pima dump (hey hey hey) was just 5.5K votes.  Pima has 40-50K votes left to report.

2 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

So if trump passes Biden in AZ based on “late counting” doesn’t that fuck his challenge of Biden passing him in PA and GA?

Fuck no.  Trump doesn't give a shit about appearances.  He will tell one state to count ballots after Nov 3 while simultaneously challenging those same votes in PA. 

Just now, Underdog said:

Would like some more info on the chick in tan top in Atlanta voting center, has matching headband, black mask.  Looks a bit rude. 

Yeah, she’s easy on the eyes.

I feel like the two guys who called Arizona probably now know they did it a little bit prematurely but are taking a calculated risk of not walking it back, knowing that they'll more than likely squeak by. 

17 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Listen, she's a complete fucktard but at least she has some redeeming qualities.  Who here wouldn't clog her gutter?  

Can't wait to use that as a pickup line. You're doing god's work sir. 

7 minutes ago, Reynolds Woodcock said:

Regardless of whether he ends up being right, it’s obvious that guy made a call too soon.

Is it obvious? 

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1 minute ago, BradInATX said:

I feel like the two guys who called Arizona probably now know they did it a little bit prematurely but are taking a calculated risk of not walking it back, knowing that they'll more than likely squeak by. 

Yes, they have more access to the details than we do.  So they know the data at the precinct level, the demographics, etc.  

Pima County vote is still 88% reported, so that will theoretically backstop any Maricopa losses.

2 minutes ago, BradInATX said:

I feel like the two guys who called Arizona probably now know they did it a little bit prematurely but are taking a calculated risk of not walking it back, knowing that they'll more than likely squeak by. 

The Fox News nerdery that calls states is usually on point. I think they knew late last night that the remaining votes were from very blue districts.

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1 minute ago, cactusflinthead said:

 

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Arizona gonna fuck around and let PA steal their thunder. 

2 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

 

Hopefully Judge Bass pulls a Judge Banks on the GOP

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