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2020 Presidential Election -- Biden v Trump: Sleepy Joe vs Dopey Don [Results begin on page 409]

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"It's time for some Republican lawmakers to find their spine and talk to the president about what he needs to do for the good of the country."

-- Jake Tapper

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  • I am so thrilled tonight! I spoke with my mom and asked her how my dad was taking the election. She said after every network declared Biden the winner, he turned off Fox News and said “Well, glad t

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Anderson...we’ve never seen anything like this since.... uhhhhh, never

Lulz.  Anderson Cooper:  He's like an obese turtle on his back flailing in the sun.

These poll watchers (that aren’t official) don’t know what they’re looking at though. I mean, it’s supposed to be private. What are they thinking they can see exactly?

Jesus Christ, look at Santorum's face!

FUCKING LOL! He just fucking called him an obese turtle on his back flailing around. I am fucking dying!!

"like an obese turtle on his back flailing in the hot sun, trying to take everyone down with him" - anderson cooper

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2 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Man even Fox doesn't believe Trump

1 minute ago, TexasEd said:

Fox is rebutting his claims and pointed out that the vote totals in PA and GA were going down during the speech.

Fox News leadership right now:

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I'm guessing Fox News calls it tonight.

"Like an obese turtle on his back, flailing in the hot sun.."

 

--Anderson Cooper bringing the lulz!

 

yeah i'm late but that should be repeated five times anyway

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3 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

I'm only 10 minutes into the trump presser and it is, by far, the most pathetic political scene I've ever witness.  What. A. Pussy. 

Fucking binoculars!

TAKE THE LOSS, PUSSY!

Just now, LonghornSean said:

Anderson Cooper with a good description Trump: "like an obese turtle on its back flailing in the sun"  LMAO

This was a great line

5 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

We once had a sitting Vice President shoot and kill a former SecTreas out in the open of a Jersey field, but you probably haven't been able to get tickets to learn about it yet.  

I saw it with the original cast.

For such a strong leader who is a man’s man.....he only speaks like a scorned labia

Just now, Mrs Whiggins said:

These poll watchers (that aren’t official) don’t know what they’re looking at though. I mean, it’s supposed to be private. What are they thinking they can see exactly?

They are there to sow doubt. They are there to challenge any vote and make the volunteers nervous enough to make a mistake they can seize on. That's why they are made to stay a certain feet away. 

Just now, atomheartbevo said:

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I'm guessing Fox News calls it tonight.

Earthly delights.

1 minute ago, Michael Knight said:

"like an obese turtle on his back flailing in the hot sun, trying to take everyone down with him" - anderson cooper

Best line to come out of this election.

“Tremendous litigation going on.” Just think, this speech is going in the Archives. 

Nevada and PA needs to be called tonight to end this clown show

Thinking it might be historically important, I watched the press conference, breaking my vow to never hear him speak again. Tremendous mistake. He’s really the worst.

When did the Georgia SOS switch parties?

This motherfucker sucks cock
Hey don't knock cock suckers... they're wonderful people. I'm married, so I have to rely on other people's stories, but they sound like delightful company.
10 minutes ago, heso said:

“In Pennsylvania they collected ballots for 3 days  after the election and we think more than that.”

sir it’s only been 2 days. 

Feels like2 weeks.

Finally Santorum isn't being a bitch and half assed calling Trump out

3 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Rick Santorum looks sad.  What a pussy.

 

Van Jones is far to the left of me, but both he and Santorum seems like good human beings and it’s comforting to see them work it out live, live Drago and Rocky.

Santorum dropping some truth on Donald for a change. Refreshing

Just now, conVINCEd said:

Feels like2 weeks.

Four ever fucking years friend. We’ve felt every second of every day. 

6 hours ago, G650 said:

I'm in

just in case this gets lost in the shuffle, so in for this.

Santorum is soooo close to finding that little fucking grinch heart sized speck of integrity dust deep down in there

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Drinking homemade black & tans, listening to Prokofiev symphonies, and enjoying the fuck out of this Grade-A pussy loser wuss dumbfuck going down in flames.

But more to the point, America wins. The Great Experiment still works. 

The following entities can all go fuck themselves:

  • Donald Trump
  • Vladimir Putin
  • That fat fuck in DPRK
  • China
  • Uneducated dipshits who thing a lying pussy of a reality TV show star is somehow not full of shit
  • OU
  • the Dodgers
  • aggy
  • racist fuck policemen
  • ICE
  • OU
  • Yankees
  • Yankees fans
  • Erin. Fucking Erin. You KNOW what you did, you lying cheating cunt.
  • The fucking metric system, for selling me 11.5oz bottles and 14.9 oz cans of beer instead of a proper 12oz and 16oz, you sniveling cheap-ass scumbags
  • Fox News
  • OU
  • 2020
  • cancer
  • Tom Herman
  • OU

 

this is a partial list and I'll think of more as I work my way through the booze I bought tonight

Just now, achooloco said:

just in case this gets lost in the shuffle, so in for this.

I saw Stuart Stevens say hire a sky writer to fly over Mar a Lago every day and write "LOSER"

trump's numbers going down as he spread lies, was fucking greatness 

17 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

How many more votes do we have in Georgia to count?

It’s something like 20k. 15k around Atlanta suburbs and 5k trump counties. Gonna be tighter than a nun’s cunnie. 

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Yep

O Lordy, Lou Dobbs has Jason Chaffetz (former Utah rep) doubling down on the fraud. 

Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

It’s something like 20k. 15k around Atlanta suburbs and 5k trump counties. Gonna be tighter than a mum’s cunnie. 

By any chance did you mean “nun”? 

Just now, Mrs Whiggins said:

O Lordy, Lou Dobbs has Jason Chaffetz (former Utah rep) doubling down on the fraud. 

Traitors of Democracy 

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