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1 minute ago, atomheartbevo said:

If Ocean Pacific comes back into style, I'm set.  That means Spuds Mackenzie t-shirts aren't far around the corner.

That would be entirely within the power of the simulation.  As you may recall, Spuds Mackenzie was a male bull terrier who loved partying with the ladies over some cold bud lights.  He loved sports, cold brews, skateboarding, and all things leisurely.  But being associated with Bud Light.  Spuds was actually a female dog named Evie from libtard Chicago.  You down with OP, yeah you know me!  

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14 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

If Ocean Pacific comes back into style, I'm set.  That means Spuds Mackenzie t-shirts aren't far around the corner.

Panama Jack will be the shit by next year.

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52 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

That would be entirely within the power of the simulation.  As you may recall, Spuds Mackenzie was a male bull terrier who loved partying with the ladies over some cold bud lights.  He loved sports, cold brews, skateboarding, and all things leisurely.  But being associated with Bud Light.  Spuds was actually a female dog named Evie from libtard Chicago.  

Spuds will also end up with the school principal making you turn your t-shirt inside out.

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Posted
14 hours ago, Pam Cummings said:

The fact that he has a degree from Harvard makes me think Harvard is kind of a joke.


looooooooot of pass / fail classes is my guess 

Posted
4 hours ago, Snake Diggity said:

Apparently the speedy stop in port Oconnor won’t let you into the building unless you’re wearing a pair of those.


port O’Connor people fucking suck

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11 hours ago, Bullneck said:

This would complete my ensemble. The one I bought here:

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Got this at JC Penney 30 years ago. Waiting for No Fear or Big Johnson shirts next.

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10 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

If Ocean Pacific comes back into style, I'm set.  That means Spuds Mackenzie t-shirts aren't far around the corner.

I don't think you're too far off now.  I was in a surf shop the other day and stopped dead in my tracks, they were selling Cord shorts that looked just like OPs.  I chuckled, showed my kids and told them you can hear people walking in these.  They didn't know what I meant, but I sweater god I can hear it still.

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16 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

My mom got us knockoff Spuds McKenzie shirts. They were “Suds McBrewskie.” No shit. 

Back in college, the Spuds McKenzie hype had, at one point, reached it's logical and useful marketing life, but Bud Light just kept beating that horse.

In a drunken revolt, my buddies and I fashioned a new Bud Light mascot:

Skeets McGillicudy, named after my friend's grey tabby cat Skeeter and erroneously given Lucille Ball's maiden birth last name. (Her maiden name was Ball and her mother's maiden name was Hunt)

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1 hour ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Got this at JC Penney 30 years ago. Waiting for No Fear or Big Johnson shirts next.

3 years ago down in Galveston, I saw Big Johnson shirts for sale, but it didn't feel like the right time to jump back in and start scrolling through https://www.bigjohnson.com/ for just the right shirt.

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11 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:


port O’Connor people fucking suck

A lot of the locals are my family and I love them dearly, and their hearts are good but their brains are poisoned.  Most of the tourists coming from Victoria and Houston are true pieces of shit.  People who would just as soon piss on you rather than let you walk past them.  It’s sad.

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1 hour ago, Jiggy-Z said:

Back in college, the Spuds McKenzie hype had, at one point, reached it's logical and useful marketing life, but Bud Light just kept beating that horse.

In a drunken revolt, my buddies and I fashioned a new Bud Light mascot:

Skeets McGillicudy, named after my friend's grey tabby cat Skeeter and erroneously given Lucille Ball's maiden birth last name. (Her maiden name was Ball and her mother's maiden name was Hunt)

Her character on I love Lucy had the maiden name mcgillicudy

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7 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

Firefighter Who Supported DeSantis Take Over Of Disney’s Special District Now Upset  After Losing Free Park Passes
 

https://www.cltampa.com/news/firefighters-who-supported-desantis-takeover-of-disneys-special-district-now-upset-after-losing-free-park-passes-16221717

 

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Leopards, peoples faces, all that stuff....chapter eleventy billion.

Fucking dumbasses.  Supporting fascists: it's not a question of IF it comes back to jam a rusty shovel up your ass, it's only a matter of WHEN.  Keep doing this, keep getting shovel sodomized.

The stupids will never learn.

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On 8/22/2023 at 4:50 AM, locodos said:

I don't think you're too far off now.  I was in a surf shop the other day and stopped dead in my tracks, they were selling Cord shorts that looked just like OPs.  I chuckled, showed my kids and told them you can hear people walking in these.  They didn't know what I meant, but I sweater god I can hear it still.

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2 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

it's not a question of IF it comes back to jam a rusty shovel up your ass, it's only a matter of WHEN

Which end?

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From the debate, DeSantis promises to send the US military into Mexico on day one, if he was elected, to go after the cartels.

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Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis made the strongest pledge on the stage with his response to Fox News moderator Martha MacCallum’s question asked whether he would support sending U.S. special forces into Mexico to “take out fentanyl labs, to take out drug cartel operations.”

“Yes. And I will do it on day one,” said DeSantis.

https://thehill.com/latino/4170236-gop-talk-of-military-action-in-mexico-sparks-dire-warnings/

Sounds like something somebody from a non-border state would say.  Mexico would just be thrilled.  They'd probably setup a shuttle service from their southern border to the American border.

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40 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

From the debate, DeSantis promises to send the US military into Mexico on day one, if he was elected, to go after the cartels.

https://thehill.com/latino/4170236-gop-talk-of-military-action-in-mexico-sparks-dire-warnings/

Sounds like something somebody from a non-border state would say.  Mexico would just be thrilled.  They'd probably setup a shuttle service from their southern border to the American border.

I for one appreciated all the times he mentioned going into war zones WITH the Seals, as if he was there on the team with maybe a Rambo bandana, instead of sitting his lawyer Fobbit ass behind a desk somewhere.

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On 8/22/2023 at 7:02 AM, 4th&Five said:

My mom got us knockoff Spuds McKenzie shirts. They were “Suds McBrewskie.” No shit. 

I imagine you had a few Knights of the Round Table shirts.

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Posted
18 minutes ago, Bojack said:

I imagine you had a few Knights of the Round Table shirts.

We worshipped my white trash uncle for some reason. Only 2 kids in Westlake with rat tails for a few months. 

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Posted
On 8/8/2023 at 1:10 PM, TexLonghorn said:

Jeez - so now Porky's II: The Next Day can be viewed as a legit documentary.

 

That's the kind of Floria Princpal we need.

 

"Get the flock outta here!"

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On 8/22/2023 at 8:17 AM, atomheartbevo said:

3 years ago down in Galveston, I saw Big Johnson shirts for sale, but it didn't feel like the right time to jump back in and start scrolling through https://www.bigjohnson.com/ for just the right shirt.

I'll be damned...the Big Johnson empire continues. I like how they keep it topical

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Posted
1 minute ago, kevwun said:

He legit almost started crying in that clip.

I'm starting to think that one of these days he's going to break -- whether at a debate where Trump dunks all over him or a campaign stop at which he gets booed by the crowd -- and the tears are going to start flowing uncontrollably. 

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Posted
4 hours ago, RPM said:

The look on his face when the mayor takes the mic away to calm the crowd is gold.

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