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12 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

wait, his real name is Gert?  That explains a lot about his salty demeanor.

And please tell me as some sort of poetic justice, Hurricane Mar-got kills a bunch of people at Mar-a-Lago.  

Hope we don’t get to Nigel, cause that shit goes to 11. 
 

 

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At the very least, before we die from the floods, we’ll have lots of “this one goes up to cat 6”

well why not have cat 5 include these higher wind speeds and have that be the top category?  

But these go to six. 

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On 7/26/2023 at 7:48 AM, South Austin said:

I don't know where we are on the hurricane alphabetical naming system, but it would be great if the next powerful hurricane to hit Florida was named Joseph.

 

On 7/26/2023 at 8:54 AM, Biff Tannen said:

J for 2023 is Jose, unfortunately.

 

On 7/26/2023 at 9:14 AM, Bojack said:

Too bad. Maybe Kamala is K this year?

Needs to be a Rhonda. 

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On 7/25/2023 at 1:02 PM, Horn Dog said:

"Kamala" is an ethnic name so high lighting it is a dog whistle to their racist audience.

But some of them also mispronounce it to rhyme with Pamela. Or sometimes you’ll see someone give two pronunciations: the first incorrect, the second correct, and then they’ll add, “or whatever.” I’m sure it’s intentional. 

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58 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

But some of them also mispronounce it to rhyme with Pamela. Or sometimes you’ll see someone give two pronunciations: the first incorrect, the second correct, and then they’ll add, “or whatever.” I’m sure it’s intentional. 

It’s intentional because she’s a black female who is not worth taking seriously to them. It’s both racist and misogynistic. 

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1 hour ago, Pancho said:

Happy Black Girl GIF by iOne Digital

25 people? A common class size.

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Hello Class, I'm Mr. DeSantis, you can call me Mr. D, and I need you all to listen up because I'm going to call the roll. After I call the roll, tell me if your name was not on the roll and we'll make a note to the office. After the roll we'll discuss the Woke Narra-- I mean The Narrative and you'll need to put your phones up and get ready to write some notes. Then we'll--

"Scuse me Mr. D."

Can it wait til the roll?

"I don't know, Mr. D."

Well (sigh) what's your name?

"wha-- Are you taking roll?"

[long slow breath] Yes. Taking roll just for you. What's your name?

"Jerry."

OK, Jerry, what seems to be the problem.

"Did you say your name was also Mr. Scott?"

Mr. Scott? As in Tim Scott? Yes. Yes, you've got me. I am obviously he.

"For real?"

[head bobbles] No not for real, are you deaf? I said first thing that my name is DeSantis.

"Well where is Mr. Scott's speech?"

what- ah-eh I DON'T KNOW. Do I look like I run Tim Scott's campaign? Maybe check out in the hall, see what it says on the events bulletin board.

"Mr. D?"

YES [checks notes] Jerry.

"Permission to be excused?"

YES. YES. You are excused. Everybody's excused. Go. Go.

[most of the crowd shuffles out except for Grammaw and Gum-Smacking Escort Who Follows Presidential Campaigns]

Grammaw: This Tim Scott looks almost white, but he's shorter than I expected.

Escort: Short or long, it's all a day at work. HEY GOVERNOR. [waves phone] I got me a Square reader that'll accept campaign expenses! Wanna come get some thigh food?

[DeSantis' head bobbles, sweat trickling down forehead as camera slowly moves in and FADE]

 

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39 minutes ago, The Royal We said:

What’s with the vest? It’s balls hot in Iowa too isn’t it?

With the heat index, given the time of his appearance outdoors there---it was roughly 95 degrees.  He's a fucking idiot.  

He has to where that because it has his name on it and nobody there knows who the hell he is.  He could easily get a dry-fit polo or golf shirt with his name on the breast pocket...but he doesn't because he has to do everything the meatball way.  

Guy polling ahead of him started his slow walk into two serious indictments today and tripped over himself on multiple media outlets, and Ron's response was, "Let's get like 19 Iowans together with some raw meat.  And for attire, get me my finest velour!"  

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20 hours ago, Pancho said:

Hardly anyone will remember this guy 10 years from now.  He'll be doing whatever Rick Perry is doing now, which is probably grifting in a think tank or consulting for an oil company on how to stop people from saving their children from climate change.  

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12 hours ago, HenryJames said:

Fucking weirdo.

It's like one of those bad lip reading videos except they don't even need to bother with the bad lip reading ...

 

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18 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

Hardly anyone will remember this guy 10 years from now.  He'll be doing whatever Rick Perry is doing now, which is probably grifting in a think tank or consulting for an oil company on how to stop people from saving their children from climate change.  

Skipping Rick Perry GIF by Dancing with the Stars

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