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1 hour ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

You know how I know Trump has never hit a hole-in-one?  Because he's never tweeted about it. Were he to ever actually do it the world would never hear the end of it.

Also, because he is too fat, unathletic, and incompetent to ever accomplish that or anything else.

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On 6/9/2023 at 12:31 PM, TexArcher said:

Also, because he is too fat, unathletic, and incompetent to ever accomplish that or anything else.

I’ve seen his swing. No way he’s even getting it to the green in one stroke. 

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2 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

I’ve seen his swing. No way he’s even getting it to the green in one stroke. 

Haven’t paid attention to vids of him playing, but I assume he hits from the senior tees despite his claims of manly virility, so there’s probably a par 3 or two that are like 100 yards. 

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2 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Haven’t paid attention to vids of him playing, but I assume he hits from the senior tees despite his claims of manly virility, so there’s probably a par 3 or two that are like 100 yards. 

Do they have par 2 holes?

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24 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Venezuela is right next door?

Right there next to Bolivia, and if the Brits could talk the Fallen Islands from Paraguay in the 1980s, we could have taken Venezuela in 2020.

There's a reason why Patagonia and Magadonia sound alike - if Trump takes Venezuela, he annexes Patagonia and renames it Magadonia.

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And he wants to be my latex salesman.

Also, I came across this from the NYT:

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Interesting difference in priority given to honesty. I wonder how many other democracies could elect an open liar to highest office. I do wonder if the parliamentary system is better for that. I guess when the electorate is as far gone as ours is, it doesn't much matter.

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4 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

And you know this how?

CNET or Consumer Reports did a "TTP" test for all of the major 3D printers (TTP = Time to Penis) where they discussed how quickly people downloaded the plans and printed out dicks.

Maybe it wasn't CNET or Consumer Reports, but I'm sure somebody did.

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On 6/5/2023 at 8:00 PM, Grade of D as in David said:

Did they fuck up and put 350cc implants in her lips instead of her tits?

She's a frog woman. Don jr caught her at her floor. In three years she'll be insanely obese. Cheese fries and box chardonnay will be the only things that can console her. 

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22 minutes ago, Chooky said:

She's a frog woman. Don jr caught her at her floor. In three years she'll be insanely obese. Cheese fries and box chardonnay will be the only things that can console her. 

Vic can make a mean cheese fries….

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19 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

And during Trump's long await Infrastructure Week, no less.

"Muh, factory mattress..."

Holy shit, this is quite a computer we're living in.

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6 hours ago, Chooky said:

She's a frog woman. Don jr caught her at her floor. In three years she'll be insanely obese. Cheese fries and box chardonnay will be the only things that can console her. 


pics of these cheese fries ?

Posted
1 hour ago, Neonmoon said:

Where is the unpopular opinion thread?
 

Cheese fries > chili cheese fries 

Simple ass cheese fries are great. Also prefer bacon and jalapeños over chili. Chili is great but it overpowers the taste of everything. 

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Thought this was a funny social media post:

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Yeah, I edited the ad portion, but feel free to use your own.

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I can see how this ends because of what appears in this clip from Rachel Maddow's show this morning.  The case is thrown out because of an error like this one in Spiro Agnew's 1973 case where the word "defendant" is misspelled in the prosecution's case description submitted to the court.  And Agnew swore he would not resign and would prosecute everyone responsible for the charges.  Sounds familiar?  

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I can see how this ends because of what appears in this clip from Rachel Maddow's show this morning.  The case is thrown out because of an error like this one in Spiro Agnew's 1973 case where the word "defendant" is misspelled in the prosecution's case description submitted to the court.  And Agnew swore he would not resign and would prosecute everyone responsible for the charges.  Sounds familiar?  
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Link to the actual clip? Your synopsis doesn’t make sense to me so I’d like to hear the full explanation of this theory.
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On 6/12/2023 at 7:16 PM, Neonmoon said:

Where is the unpopular opinion thread?
 

Cheese fries > chili cheese fries 

 

On 6/12/2023 at 8:59 PM, SimonBolivar said:

Simple ass cheese fries are great. Also prefer bacon and jalapeños over chili. Chili is great but it overpowers the taste of everything. 

 

On 6/12/2023 at 11:34 PM, conVINCEd said:

Y’all mf’ers just need to go to Snuffers on TX/OU weekend and get the cheese fries.

Snuffer's cheese fries with japs and bacon is one of life's great treasures.

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On 6/13/2023 at 5:29 AM, AnTiM said:

I can see how this ends because of what appears in this clip from Rachel Maddow's show this morning.  The case is thrown out because of an error like this one in Spiro Agnew's 1973 case where the word "defendant" is misspelled in the prosecution's case description submitted to the court.  And Agnew swore he would not resign and would prosecute everyone responsible for the charges.  Sounds familiar?  

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Wut

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On 6/12/2023 at 11:43 PM, Your Mom said:

Chili is a dish. Using it as a condiment is for filthy savages.  

If you put it on the fries, you’ll move to Cincinnati and put it on spaghetti.

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