November 6, 20223 yr Weekly Jimbo bingo card - I now figured it out - hearing him talk is just like hearing Rain Man talk, except Rain Man was much more coherent : At least we weren't ran out of the stadium - welp, can't use this one this week, hopefully it was not your center square Lots of real game awareness and fantastic analysis (apparently $100 million does not buy what it used to): "We had a thing" "I think we were up 24-20 at halftime" (pretty sure it was 0-0 to start the game but need to check notes) "We gotta fix things better, schematically it's good stuff" "It was a couple of plays away" (exactly - two touchdowns and a few of them CFL one point rouges (yay CFL) and we win bitches) "We didn’t know who was gonna play all the way through" (pretty sure people did play today though, but gotta check notes) LOTS of sexual innuendo though for the win! "He got tugged" "Evan and Moose had some really nice balls" "Reads took us backside" Edited November 6, 20223 yr by StrippersAndNobelPrizes
November 6, 20223 yr It was a couple of plays away" (exactly - two touchdowns and a couple of them CFL one point rouges (yay CFL) and we win bitches) Not only is aggy a couple of plays away….they are still one coach away…as well!
November 6, 20223 yr Popular Post Another one I forgot. Anytime we had a pre snap penalty all the Aggies around us would yell “that was us” or “we did that” even though it wasn’t loud.
November 6, 20223 yr Popular Post 3 minutes ago, TXSG8R said: Another one I forgot. Anytime we had a pre snap penalty all the Aggies around us would yell “that was us” or “we did that” even though it wasn’t loud. If there’s one thing aggys are not hesitant to do it’s congratulating themselves on their own accomplishments, real or imagined.
November 6, 20223 yr 43 minutes ago, TXSG8R said: on a positive note, the sausage in their wrap was really good I'm not surprised they have mastered sausages that go in your mouth.
November 6, 20223 yr Ironic that flu outbreak basically gave Jimbo an extra 3 weeks paid vacation when they miss a bowl (again) Edited November 6, 20223 yr by MonkeyDoughnut
November 6, 20223 yr 33 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said: Ironic that flu outbreak basically gave Jimbo an extra 3 weeks paid vacation when they miss a bowl (again) Hilarious, When I first watched that clip I thought he was sitting down.
November 6, 20223 yr 4 minutes ago, jdhorn92 said: Hilarious, When I first watched that clip I thought he was sitting down. He was actually wearing platform shoes.
November 6, 20223 yr "Evan and Moose had some really nice balls" Said multiple gomers at the glory hole.
November 6, 20223 yr 1 hour ago, TXSG8R said: Another one I forgot. Anytime we had a pre snap penalty all the Aggies around us would yell “that was us” or “we did that” even though it wasn’t loud. The friendly Aggies must have directed you to some alternate Kyle Field because Kyle Field is the loudest, most beautiful, most intimidating place to play in the whole wide world. Of all the things the rest of the world fears most about A&M is Kyle Field. Every Aggie knows that.
November 6, 20223 yr 1 hour ago, Born Burnt said: I'm not surprised they have mastered sausages that go in your mouth. I'm almost curious enough to ask you the other places you put sausage...but, no.
November 6, 20223 yr The girl in front of them is thinking, "And I thought I'd meet guys in the Corps."She knows exactly what she signed up for. Fun fact, those green things mean they are both in a leadership position. As in, lead by example, FFS
November 6, 20223 yr Popular Post 1 hour ago, Born Burnt said: I'm not surprised they have mastered sausages that go in your mouth. Obligatory …..
November 6, 20223 yr The “Jimbo’s gotta go” posts are allsome. Uh, sorry Bubba, that’s not how this works.
November 6, 20223 yr 7 minutes ago, Armybrat said: Obligatory ….. Geezus Rick... At least spit on it to wet it down first
November 6, 20223 yr Popular Post Adidas has submitted a logo change to aggy for the remainder of the season.
November 6, 20223 yr Popular Post 2 hours ago, ABSR said: No, you can tell by her hand and body language that she is hoping that the creepy guy talking to her gets the message and fucks off. She is turning away, not making eye contact, blocking her face with her hand and scratching her head with her middle finger to the guy. I am guessing there is, or needs to be, a restraining order put on that guy. That guy is talking to the sleep shoulder guy. She's surrounded. She's hating her father and grandfather. She made a big mistake. The indoctrination camp ordeal is wearing off. What. Have. I. Done?
November 6, 20223 yr The Bilbo Aggins FSU conversion is definitely ahead of schedule. He never got FSU below .500 just to it so they could have 5 straight losing seasons after. Imagine the agmelt of 5 straight losing seasons and then shoot that shit straight into your veins just be careful not to OD because its a helluva drug.
November 6, 20223 yr 19 hours ago, Chopper said: Shoo shoo retarded flu Video stills leaking out of Bright last week: Spoiler 11 hours ago, General Specific said: Blue Oyster Cult was the best! Coming in colors for aggy football
November 6, 20223 yr I met an Aggy grad this week here in Manhattan. He was really nice and he lives in Austin. He did his student teaching with a teacher from my high school who had been there for 40 years. Again he was a real nice guy, BUT he thinks Jimbo is doing a great job and doesn’t want him bought out. In general when I’ve met them here they’ve been pretty nice folks. It’s when I’ve been back in Texas that I am around the crazy ones you do your best to just avoid.
November 6, 20223 yr Popular Post 5 minutes ago, UpperWestside said: I met an Aggy grad this week here in Manhattan. He was really nice and he lives in Austin. He did his student teaching with a teacher from my high school who had been there for 40 years. Again he was a real nice guy, BUT he thinks Jimbo is doing a great job and doesn’t want him bought out. In general when I’ve met them here they’ve been pretty nice folks. It’s when I’ve been back in Texas that I am around the crazy ones you do your best to just avoid. I also think Jimbo is doing a great job and don’t want him bought out.
November 6, 20223 yr 17 hours ago, tx 3 putt said: Can't wait for the story on Texags where they helped him find the way to the stadium and to his seat.
November 6, 20223 yr 2 hours ago, Jameslaw121 said: Can't decide what I would enjoy more: Jimbo stuck at A&M for 8 more years without a single winning season. Or A&M finding the money to fire him, and get to another school and win a NC Actually for me it’s both: Jimbo stuck at A&M for 8 more years without a single winning season, and A&M NOT finding the money to fire him. That is misery for all at that dump of an institution and pure joy for me.
November 6, 20223 yr I met an Aggy grad this week here in Manhattan. He was really nice and he lives in Austin. He did his student teaching with a teacher from my high school who had been there for 40 years. Again he was a real nice guy, BUT he thinks Jimbo is doing a great job and doesn’t want him bought out. In general when I’ve met them here they’ve been pretty nice folks. It’s when I’ve been back in Texas that I am around the crazy ones you do your best to just avoid.Pretty much any aggy outside of Texas is a 2%er. They’re not that invested in aggyness.
November 6, 20223 yr 15 minutes ago, DanTheHorn said: Can't wait for the story on Texags where they helped him find the way to the stadium and to his seat. .....weeks ago. He was so enamored with aggy hospitality that he refused to leave. Now he takes up residence with the bats, dead dogs, and buried bodies beneath Pyle Field. Whoop!
November 6, 20223 yr 2 hours ago, Born Burnt said: I'm not surprised they have mastered sausages that go in your mouth. Fuck Slovaceks, Nemecek is way better. Edited November 6, 20223 yr by tejas60
November 6, 20223 yr Popular Post 18 hours ago, Deej said: aggy I work with shelled out $700 on a hotel in CS back in July for today's game. Hope he enjoyed it.
November 6, 20223 yr 3 hours ago, El Squared said: Jimbo gets paid a lot to squirm at these post game PC, the pressured speech and constant taking on and off of the glasses adds nice touch to the jet fuel being poured onto this dumpster fire. Lots of wife sheep/ domestic violence happening now. The nervous highlighting and marking up of his pages after each statement is the chef's kiss.
November 6, 20223 yr 59 minutes ago, RomaVicta said: That guy is talking to the sleep shoulder guy. She's surrounded. She's hating her father and grandfather. She made a big mistake. The indoctrination camp ordeal is wearing off. What. Have. I. Done? A last observation. She probably looked beyond the cuddlers behind her thinking, "hey, there's a Surgebutt with a date!" Then she read the "date's" t-shirt. Then, she looks at the scoreboard and the field. I. Hate. My. Life.
November 6, 20223 yr 4 minutes ago, RomaVicta said: A last observation. She probably looked beyond the cuddlers behind her thinking, "hey, there's a Surgebutt with a date!" Then she read the "date's" t-shirt. Then, she looks at the scoreboard and the field. I. Hate. My. Life. I particularly like the mom behind them. Nothing says BMOC like going to the game with your mom.
November 6, 20223 yr 3 hours ago, TXSG8R said: Weird things I saw at the game yesterday: guy in an FSU shirt and aggy hat girl in full Bama gear sitting with a bunch of gators. horns down constantly even though they were playing Florida. they pump a lot of noise through the speakers throughout the game, their band/crowd doesn’t do a lot outside of the occasional third down. I could hear the Florida band across the stadium multiple times. really surprised at the number of Florida fans there my seat was on a seam in the bleachers and one side of the seam was loose, so every time someone on that side sat down it pinched the shit out of the back of my calf. on a positive note, the sausage in their wrap was really good (slovacek garlic pepper jack I think?), but the nachos were damn near inedible. What disguise did you go in?
November 6, 20223 yr 1 hour ago, Nueces River Rat said: Adidas has submitted a logo change to aggy for the remainder of the season. Disagree that logo implies that aggy falling apart is not a given every season. May I remind you.
November 6, 20223 yr Popular Post Will be in Houston next weekend. Aggy BIL's garage setup is legit with two TVs and sports bar vibe. Gonna be wild watching the Texas - TCU game and aggy - Auburn game simultaneously next to the BIL. A Texas win and aggy loss while drinking his bourbon might be too much [emoji869]
November 6, 20223 yr 1 hour ago, RomaVicta said: That guy is talking to the sleep shoulder guy. She's surrounded. She's hating her father and grandfather. She made a big mistake. The indoctrination camp ordeal is wearing off. What. Have. I. Done? that dude's so hungover, too much midnight yell
November 6, 20223 yr 42 minutes ago, Steel Shank said: John Sharpe has been awful quiet lately. Probably because “Our athletic program has reached the point where we require the numbing effects of alcohol,”
November 6, 20223 yr Also was able to see what Jimbo kept scribbling on during the press conference. Apparently he was trying to solve the puzzles galore on his latest Highlights magazine - special Sheep edition!! Totally get it, those things are tough! Also explains all the sexual innuendo during the press conference. Edited November 6, 20223 yr by StrippersAndNobelPrizes
November 6, 20223 yr 19 minutes ago, hookem48 said: that dude's so hungover, too much midnight yell Don't care. let this live in aggy infamy.
November 6, 20223 yr I’m pretty sure that it is normal for a coach in his fifth year to play 30 freshmen.
November 6, 20223 yr 1 hour ago, Steel Shank said: John Sharpe has been awful quiet lately. Downfall’s Hitler bunker scene Edited November 6, 20223 yr by Horn80
November 6, 20223 yr 4 hours ago, Auto Driller said: If there’s one thing aggys are not hesitant to do it’s congratulating themselves on their own accomplishments, imagined or imagined. FIFY
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