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1 minute ago, henrygandorf said:

so wait.

he hears "seeking asylum", regarding border trouble. from there he thinks "insane asylum", and from there he gets "hannibal lecter"?

ok.

You got it

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1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Yes. Coy and Vance(hehe) were not as clever as Bo and Luke. 

This really confused me as a kid. "Wait, they have spares?" 

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Posted
1 minute ago, henrygandorf said:

so wait.

he hears "seeking asylum", regarding border trouble. from there he thinks "insane asylum", and from there he gets "hannibal lecter"?

ok.

Yeah, it's been a thing for a while. That goes back a ways. 

Posted
3 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

so wait.

he hears "seeking asylum", regarding border trouble. from there he thinks "insane asylum", and from there he gets "hannibal lecter"?

ok.

 

Also,  he thinks the word "visa" means the government hands immigrants a credit card.

 

 

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6 minutes ago, Chopper said:

Some people are saying he mimicked giving the mic a blow job due to unconscious muscle memory, as he's been practicing very hard about how to be a good inmate. 

I recognize this - somewhere in W Va and the topic was the absurd and quite specific parking mandates for new restaurants. Olive Garden needed more than 100 spots. 

https://maps.app.goo.gl/At2qKL7vLVbLCvF97

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50 minutes ago, ConferenceRoom said:

A conversation with my wife:

”We have to go to Chili’s when Kamala wins.”

”…Why?”

”Because that’s what Surly is doing.”

”We have to go to Chili’s because of Surly.”

“Yes.”

”If Surly jumped off a bridge..”

”Yes.”

sigh”

 

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Posted

Lulz

 

more and more Stein voters are coming out saying they have buyers remorse after voting for her stupid ass. Her “VP” comments lately have been wild for a “progressive.”

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59 minutes ago, ConferenceRoom said:

A conversation with my wife:

”We have to go to Chili’s when Kamala wins.”

”…Why?”

”Because that’s what Surly is doing.”

”We have to go to Chili’s because of Surly.”

“Yes.”

”If Surly jumped off a bridge..”

”Yes.”

sigh”

 

After Kamala is declared the winner + 8 margs each ...

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Posted (edited)

My parents are also in the "none of the above" category.  I have to think that, as dumb as it seems to me, there are many, many boomers who are in this category.

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Posted
15 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

I thought bastrop was trump country ?

I did too until I saw that donation map a couple of weeks ago.

Posted
4 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Lulz

 

more and more Stein voters are coming out saying they have buyers remorse after voting for her stupid ass. Her “VP” comments lately have been wild for a “progressive.”

What VP comments?

Posted
8 minutes ago, Al_4_ISU said:

Most farmers seem to be still in the Trump camp for cultural reasons.  Farmers in the western Midwest aren’t exactly clinging on like in the 80’s.  Many are fat and happy and just don’t seem concerned about the tariffs.  Likely because they assume there will be another bail out subsidy.
 

That said, my dad was talking to some old boys the other day who admitted they couldn’t keep voting for the lunatic.  They said they weren’t voting for Harris, but planned on just skipping the presidential vote.

Ive been wrapped up in harvest since mid September but what I’ve noticed is a bunch of displays of down ballot Republican candidates without any Trump stuff.

I went to Dubuque and back last month and was surprised by the amount of Harris/Walz stuff and relative lack of Trump stuff going across and back on 20 and 30. I’d also like to note there is a difference in attitude between livestock guys and grain guys because of the labor difference, and 2020 showed them what happens when kill capacity goes away because you can’t store a fat hog or ready steer.

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Posted (edited)
15 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

perfect ….

 

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Fuck yeah. Han Solo / Indiana Jones / Jack Ryan endorsing Kamala ... it's like three of the best possible endorsements ever, all rolled into one.

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Posted
2 minutes ago, Willfully Horn said:

Folks used to say that about Hays. And Williamson, too, especially. Both voted Biden. 

Yep, I posted just that, way back the thread - that I was blown away about WillCo, Hays, and Bastrop being blue on that map. Crazy. Good times.

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Posted
1 minute ago, henrygandorf said:

lol. 

Yeah, because everyone knows how much he trolls and how much shit he talks.  So, of course Puerto Ricans think he's just trolling them, while MAGA thinks it's some massive opportunity to re-visit "deplorables".

It's not 2016 any more, you stupid fucks.

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I hope all y'all over on xitter are enjoying once again seeing the tweets of the assholes you blocked years ago. Today is the day they changed the block function. 

Posted
9 minutes ago, Al_4_ISU said:

Ive been wrapped up in harvest since mid September but what I’ve noticed is a bunch of displays of down ballot Republican candidates without any Trump stuff.

I noticed that as well when driving through rural parts of Texas. In the past everything was decked out in huge Trump signs and banners. Now there are comparatively few, but lots of Ted Cruz and other local politicians.

Not sure what it means, really. I just found it puzzling.

Posted
1 hour ago, Tonesky said:

I have not been inside a Chili’s in more than 20 years.  But, got damn, I believe I’ll be posting a victory photo from one on Wednesday!

I went yesterday for the first time in about that long.  Southwest egg rolls were as good as I remembered, Oldtimer was better than I was expecting.  Kind of steep price for regular grub, but worth it for the good vibes it brought with the Selzer poll.  Will do again when VP whoops the dotard's ass for real.

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Posted
7 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Her VP candidate came out against trans athletes and wants a national abortion ban

The Green Party ladies and gentlemen. Not a serious party.

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Posted (edited)
10 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Her VP candidate came out against trans athletes and wants a national abortion ban

This guy reminds me of every bullshit artist grifter from "Oak Cliff" (actually Duncanville) I met from the New Age movement in the 1980s. Like if you're so deep in the culture, how come you spend all your time at meditation/holistic wellness centers doing crystal shit with middle aged white women from Highland Park?


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No Chili's in one of the 4 New York City boroughs we claim (Staten Island does not count). Closest other that SI are Long Island or NJ. 

I'll just imbibe in my own house.

No Chilis in one of the 4 New York City boroughs we claim (Staten Island does not count). Closest other that SI are Long Island or NJ. 

I'll just imbibe in my own house.

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On 11/1/2024 at 10:27 PM, YChang said:

I don’t know if there are any Chili’s in Taipei but… I’ll down a bowl of beef noodle soup and several pork belly baos in solidarity next week. 

You'll need to deep fry it all first. 

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Posted
2 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

No Chili's in one of the 4 New York City boroughs we claim (Staten Island does not count). Closest other that SI are Long Island or NJ. 

I'll just imbibe in my own house.

No Chilis in one of the 4 New York City boroughs we claim (Staten Island does not count). Closest other that SI are Long Island or NJ. 

I'll just imbibe in my own house.

You can say that again. 

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Posted
3 hours ago, heso said:

Location of Kamala’s rally & concert in Pittsburgh tomorrow is changing at the last minute. Local news said the location was deemed to be unsafe after secret service viewed the setup and had to be moved.

It was supposed to be at point state park. I was somewhat surprised at the location given the amount of exposure in pretty much every direction especially from mount Washington.

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Love this photo. 

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41 minutes ago, Royalfan5 said:

I went to Dubuque and back last month and was surprised by the amount of Harris/Walz stuff and relative lack of Trump stuff going across and back on 20 and 30. I’d also like to note there is a difference in attitude between livestock guys and grain guys because of the labor difference, and 2020 showed them what happens when kill capacity goes away because you can’t store a fat hog or ready steer.

Did the “Hell is for Deadbeat Moms” Guy on 20 still have all his shit up?

That was always a highlight of my Ames to Cedar Falls commute when the wife and I first started dating.

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8 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

No Chili's in one of the 4 New York City boroughs we claim (Staten Island does not count). Closest other that SI are Long Island or NJ. 

I'll just imbibe in my own house.

No Chilis in one of the 4 New York City boroughs we claim (Staten Island does not count). Closest other that SI are Long Island or NJ. 

I'll just imbibe in my own house.

https://maps.app.goo.gl/dAkgTWpneTa2E2sg9

This one is close af

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