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3 hours ago, crash_davis said:

America KKKristians are the dumbest, most gullible motherfuckers on Earth. I bet this motherfucker believes in a 6000 yr old Earth.

 

You don't seriously believe Mike Johnson believes what he is saying, do you?

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Just now, jimmyjazz said:

You don't seriously believe Mike Johnson believes what he is saying, do you?

I mean, didn't him and his son monitor each other's porn intake?

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21 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Which is why we should just start calling them cunts.

I'm truly shocked. Seriously. 

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40 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

I mean, didn't him and his son monitor each other's porn intake?

Yep. I made this about a year ago.

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On 7/14/2025 at 10:34 PM, HenryJames said:

Wild how we’re destroying scientific funding just because.

Now now, not just because. It’s because the very concept of expertise is fake and Marxist, and the pursuit of knowledge through any means other than Twitter and podcasts is gay. 

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8 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

The speech "raised conerns about Trump's age and capacity"?

Well, it's about time.  That's a new angle for sure.

Yeah, raised concerns that will never be concerning to millions upon millions of Americans.  Many who vote and many who do not.  Nothing matters.  We are in hell.

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This is Turkmenistan-style governance and it’s going to do generational damage to our country that will take generations to be fully appreciated.  Building a regulatory state of mostly boring, competent bureaucrats to oversee things like nuclear power is a towering achievement of Western Civilization. You can’t just walk back four years of asking new hires to explain what their favorite Trump EO is.

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35 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

Trump’s uncle is one of my favorites in the cast of characters that live inside his head doing things, along with the Greek chorus of Big Burly Men with tears in their eyes who call him “sir.” 
 

“It was the day I won my fifth club championship.  My uncle— brilliant guy, invented the immersion blender— was telling me about when he taught the BTK  Killer in his freshman survey class at the Sorbonne.  He was really into ropes, that guy, says my uncle. 

Listen, what if you had to choose. Do you want to get bound, tortured, and killed in Wichita or you can get eaten by a shark. I know I’m going for BTK! I’m not getting near a shark!”

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is that an iv port ?

Well, yeah. For injecting the adenochrome harvested from the sex trafficked kids by Epstein and Podesta in the pizza basement.
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2 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Yeah, raised concerns that will never be concerning to millions upon millions of Americans.  Many who vote and many who do not.  Nothing matters.  We are in hell.

Hmmm ... that would explain why I have to listen to John Smoltz drone through damn near every MLB postseason game.

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2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

is that an iv port ?

IMHO ... Probably makeup to cover the bruising old folks often get with an IV, esp in the hand.

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22 hours ago, Bama Llama said:

If you know, was an explanation provided for the traffic stop in the first place? Such as vehicle lights out, improper turn, speeding, driving too slowly, etc.? Sounds like Fburg PD was profiling and looking for drogas.

45 in a 35. They say they were slowing down.

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2 hours ago, Willfully Horn said:

45 in a 35. They say they were slowing down.

Dang. If tag and stickers were current, no swerving or crossing center line, no improper turns and no lights out, that’s a really strict speeding stop but legit.  When on the road in a “foreign” jurisdiction best to err on the side of caution, right? A former Alabama state trooper client once told me their rule of thumb was a relaxed standard, “zero to nine over limit is fine but ten and up over limit, you’re mine.” Mrs. Llama was once stopped for speeding by a trooper in rural Choctaw County, Alabama.  She was observing the “stay with other vehicles” driving technique and was last of about ten in a cluster of traffic on a divided four lane US highway.  The lead car in the cluster was a red sports car 🚘, which she figured would be pulled over first . . . Wrong!  She saw an oncoming trooper topping a hill with his blue lights already strobing.  He passed the whole group, crossed the median and immediately stopped her, driving an inocuous white Tahoe. He ticketed her for speeding. She ended up having to attend “speeding school.” Mrs. L is 72 years old and that is the only traffic ticket she has ever had.

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1 hour ago, Bama Llama said:

Dang. If tag and stickers were current, no swerving or crossing center line, no improper turns and no lights out, that’s a really strict speeding stop but legit.  When on the road in a “foreign” jurisdiction best to err on the side of caution, right? A former Alabama state trooper client once told me their rule of thumb was a relaxed standard, “zero to nine over limit is fine but ten and up over limit, you’re mine.” Mrs. Llama was once stopped for speeding by a trooper in rural Choctaw County, Alabama.  She was observing the “stay with other vehicles” driving technique and was last of about ten in a cluster of traffic on a divided four lane US highway.  The lead car in the cluster was a red sports car 🚘, which she figured would be pulled over first . . . Wrong!  She saw an oncoming trooper topping a hill with his blue lights already strobing.  He passed the whole group, crossed the median and immediately stopped her, driving an inocuous white Tahoe. He ticketed her for speeding. She ended up having to attend “speeding school.” Mrs. L is 72 years old and that is the only traffic ticket she has ever had.

Never go 10 over in rural Texas. Drum that into your kids’ heads

 

and rural starts just outside of the city limits of Dallas, FW, Houston, Austin, and San Antonio

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A vital progressive movement would correctly understand that as a declining middle class standard of living. In the last 50 years the number of dual income houses has roughly doubled but their inflation adjusted income has stayed roughly the same, even while their debt increased radically and the cost of education exploded. But because progressivism is a dead ideology intellectually dominated by privileged navel gazers and bullshit artists, Democrats are genuinely confused about why they are losing the working and middle class. 
 

You left out that on the job training really no longer exists.
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20 hours ago, hornmpa96 said:

In the last round, they specifically shored up incumbents because the Rs thought they reached the limits of their gerrymandering in Texas. To do this, they will have to make seats more competitive. If they believed there were 5 seats to be gained, they absolutely would have done that in 2020.

TFG has demonstrated a significant disregard to any and all risks. That’s how you end up with Herschel Walker winning the R nomination in Georgia. He’s requesting that several of the R incumbents walk the plank and they are hoping it doesn’t break. I hope they all end up drowning in the ocean.

Yeah, if Texas goes through with this it will backfire bigly.  2 seats flipped in 2018 without Rs trying to spread their majorities more thinly.

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So he’s trying to lay the groundwork to fire Jerome.

He keeps saying that Biden hired him when it was Fat Boy himself who hired him.

 

Where is Jake tappers book about the mental acuity of Fat Boy?

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I suppose it’s too much to ask for this Epstein deal finally being the moment where the rubes realize that they’ve been conned for the last 10 years.

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5 minutes ago, Red Five said:

I suppose it’s too much to ask for this Epstein deal finally being the moment where the rubes realize that they’ve been conned for the last 10 years.

He may lose some of his shine for them, but at best they’ll just say they never actually liked him personally but they had no choice because the Dems got too radical. Much more radical than the man actively trying to ethnically cleanse the country and destroy all our institutions of science and academia for being enemies of dear leader’s glorious cultural revolution. 

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8 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

We still have 3.5 years of this shit.

IDK if i have the stamina to make it.

The dumb, the gas lighting, the menace is almost all consuming.

This administration is a fucking pit of despair.

To quote Tyler Durden, “We’re all just polishing brass on the Titanic.”

Find joy in watching it all crater. Be the band that played on deck while everyone else panicked. 

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Just now, mooseoutfront said:

To quote Tyler Durden, “We’re all just polishing brass on the Titanic.”

Find joy in watching it all crater. Be the band that played on deck while everyone else panicked. 

While I like and, in some ways, share the sentiment, the band would have been a lot more pissed off and worried if their kids were also on the boat.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah but remember Biden was senile. Not Daddy Trumps. Cognitive tests. Man, woman, horse, camera.

 

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4 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

While I like and, in some ways, share the sentiment, the band would have been a lot more pissed off and worried if their kids were also on the boat.

I get that, even as someone who chose not to have kids.  But the die has been cast. 

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15 minutes ago, mooseoutfront said:

To quote Tyler Durden, “We’re all just polishing brass on the Titanic.”

Find joy in watching it all crater. Be the band that played on deck while everyone else panicked. 

You may be polishing it, but half the population are stealing it and thinking their horde will make them rich and nothing bad will happen. 

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DAMN YOU, BIDEN!!!!!

[Posted in preparation for the explanation that Dotard wasn't really involved in appointing Powell, even if it happened during his first term.]

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14 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

You may be polishing it, but half the population are stealing it and thinking their horde will make them rich and nothing bad will happen. 

Fuck em.  There ain't no changing minds now.  We're gonna have to let this play out.  This country is full of the softest, most spoiled, entitled, stupid, gullible mother fuckers that I have ever experienced.  There are dozens and dozens and dozens of Camp Mystics to come.  Hell, they need to happen at this point to show them that bad things do happen to rich people.

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Google it.

Final Word

Democracy does not die overnight.
It dies minute by minute, while people wait for someone else to notice.

This is your four-minute warning.
Next time, there may not be time left on the clock at all.

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