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3 minutes ago, Born to Run said:

I had two friends down there that were expat and loved it. And they have pretty solid healthcare. But they moved. I haven't looked in a few years once I got the Costa Rica bug and dug into Shitty Uruguay surf reports. Surfing is a big deal for me and closer flights to IAH are important., my lady friend is still down with Uruguay. If I don't leave soon she might looking for a suitor. Happy Hunting

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She knows too many assholes here

I'd love to hear more about your special lady, but if you want to maintain privacy...

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    it won't matter if his taxes ever come out.  it won't matter if his taxes don't ever come out.  you wanna know why?  because we already know what's in them. since early 2017 when people starting

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4 minutes ago, Born to Run said:


She knows too many assholes here

Never marry a fisting prostitute.

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21 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Wait until the big reveal of the Bolton book, when he reveals that the single most personally repulsive thing he witnessed as part of the Trump administration was a reluctance to indiscriminately bomb brown people. 

Yeah, why bomb them when you can just have private prisons built to house them in indefinitely which help line the pockets of your donors.

3 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

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They don’t gotta burn the books, they just remove ‘em...

In the adjacent text,  Rick’s wife explains the cooler belongs to someone named “Andrew” and that his girlfriend painted it for him as a joke.  Regardless we need Rick right now, regardless of his feelings about the confederacy.

Andrew is their son.
23 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

Never marry a fisting prostitute.

Paging NowThis...

Little late to jump on the Kaep bandwagon, trumpy

47 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Wait until the big reveal of the Bolton book, when he reveals that the single most personally repulsive thing he witnessed as part of the Trump administration was a reluctance to indiscriminately bomb brown people. 

If they weren't offended by a well done steak with ketchup, this won't get any serious traction.

Obligatory yea I hired him to give him a chance, but I knew he was worthless. 

2 hours ago, SimonBolivar said:

At one point, Trump said invading Venezuela would be “cool” and that the South American nation was “really part of the United States,” according to Bolton’s account.

 

I would give a month's salary straight into Trump's bank account to see him have to answer 20 questions about a blank globe.

It would be a comedy to see if he could point to what continent his mail order bride was from.  I'd imagine he'd stick his finger in the middle of Russia. 

Except that isn't Russia, that's Australia  <John Oliver>

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2 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Wait a minute.  He says he knew dotard did it, but voted not to impeach anyway?  He's just admitting his complicity?  Am I missing something or is he just yelling the quiet part out loud? 

Alexander from Tennessee said he knew Trump did what he was impeached for but he didn't think it was a removable offense. 

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1 hour ago, Anastasis said:

Wait until the big reveal of the Bolton book, when he reveals that the single most personally repulsive thing he witnessed as part of the Trump administration was a reluctance to indiscriminately bomb brown people. 

*discriminately 

Finlandia is my favorite Russian vodka.

Just move to Tulum and say fuck you to the world.

I’m headed to Stankonia...
6 minutes ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

 

wait...is that REAL? belongs in the Holy Shit thread.

10 minutes ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

 

Kind of fucked up to recast someone between seasons

47 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

This Hannity interview seems like a doozy.

 

must have greg abbott spinning in place

49 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

This Hannity interview seems like a doozy.

 

affect.

1 hour ago, LABEVO said:

 

i can only assume he does not have the note.  but it would be a lot cooler if he did.

56 minutes ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

 

She must have found a fresh soul.

COVID camping--doesn't look fun.  At least demonstrators wore masks.  Hope they round up their gun nuts, evangelists, elderly and Confederate flag flying, racist brethren and pack the house real tight.  Maybe Hannity, Rush and Laura will be on hand with their kin to bask in the COVID and shake everybody's hands.  And then I hope they return to their suburban neighborhoods and go shopping at the local soon to be COVID grocery market. Trump will finally have his test subjects to see if the young and dumb are truly inoculated by stupidity.  

Tough to pick a personal favorite so far but I'm between asking the Brits if they're a nuclear power and saying invading VZ "would be cool."

It wasn’t wondering if Finland was a country or supporting a murder to cover up a news story that his daughter was doing the same thing he was wanting to lock Hillary up for?

29 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

They are already lining up in Tulsa ..... and holy fucking shit.

 

 

 

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From the official Team Trump Facebook page -

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Are you, like I was, wondering what the red triangle is all about?

Well......

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So, ya know, that happened.

The ethereal left have been molded into "Fantasians" by Trump's team. Fantasians are pretend enemies in Canadian war game exercises. (They also wear red triangles). We are living a shitty hollywood-lite screenplay. 

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3 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

They are already lining up in Tulsa ..... and holy fucking shit.

 

 

Evangelicals are the worst. 

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2 hours ago, NameAlreadyInUse said:

It wasn’t wondering if Finland was a country or supporting a murder to cover up a news story that his daughter was doing the same thing he was wanting to lock Hillary up for?

Oh yeah, I forgot about Finland being a part of Russia somehow. That takes the cake for me. 

The journalist murder thing lacks the lulz factor and is about par for cheeto. 

4 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

They are already lining up in Tulsa ..... and holy fucking shit.

 

 

I bet the spent a lot of time on that song and rehearsing it. Sad.

Sad!
So if it's lies and made up stories then isn't the DOJ's trying to stop its sale on grounds of national security secrets being revealed meritless

Trump hired him, a decision that was roundly criticized at the time...so who's the real dumbass?

11 minutes ago, TornACL said:

Trump hired him, a decision that was roundly criticized at the time...so who's the real dumbass?

No, no, no, you've got it wrong. He only hires "the best people". You know like the press secretary who never went in front of the press, the big dick toilet guy, Omarosa, the list goes on.

The irony in Trump's ignorance about the UK being a nuclear power is that Britain started developing atomic weapons prior to the US.  Operation "Tube Alloys" was eventually merged with the Manhattan Project, but British scientists made several key contributions.

tl;dr Donald Trump is a fucking moron.

4 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

The irony in Trump's ignorance about the UK being a nuclear power is that Britain started developing atomic weapons prior to the US.  Operation "Tube Alloys" was eventually merged with the Manhattan Project, but British scientists made several key contributions.

tl;dr Donald Trump is a fucking moron.

Nipple and Button.

2 hours ago, HenryJames said:

Sad!

If they’re lies, there’s no basis for claiming the book has classified info. So much for that DOJ suit...

11 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

The irony in Trump's ignorance about the UK being a nuclear power is that Britain started developing atomic weapons prior to the US.  Operation "Tube Alloys" was eventually merged with the Manhattan Project, but British scientists made several key contributions.

tl;dr Donald Trump is a fucking moron.

He obviously never saw Thunderball 

One I hadn't read yet:

 

Bolton also recounted that in a May 2019 phone call with Trump, Russian President Vladimir Putin compared Guaidó to 2016 Democratic presidential nominee Hillary Clinton. Bolton called the comparison a “brilliant display of Soviet style propaganda” to shore up support for Venezuelan leader Nicolás Maduro by drawing parallels between Trump’s 2016 opponent and Venezuela’s National Assembly leader.

Putin’s claims, Bolton writes, “largely persuaded Trump.”

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