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2020 Presidential Election -- Biden v Trump: Sleepy Joe vs Dopey Don [Results begin on page 409]

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Just now, Pancho said:

I’m in a meeting—why is every trump campaign person claiming they won Penn?

They're running the part of the playbook that says you declare victory if you have a lead, regardless of counting status.

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1 minute ago, Pancho said:

I’m in a meeting—why is every trump campaign person claiming they won Penn?

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Just now, Patrick Bateman said:

This isn't fireable.... it's criminal.  

 

It was clear voter suppression orchestrated by DeJoy on behalf of Trump. DeJoy needs to go to prison

2 minutes ago, Pancho said:

I’m in a meeting—why is every trump campaign person claiming they won Penn?

Thats the proper way to begin fuckery.  Etiquette matters.  

1 minute ago, Pancho said:

I’m in a meeting—why is every trump campaign person claiming they won Penn?

Activating the "Big Lie" communications strategy.

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Just now, TXSG8R said:

Why?  If the ballot came in prior to their cutoff (Nov 6), why does it matter when it got mailed? They are saying the postmark doesn't make a shit if its in your hand prior to Nov 6, because the intent is for the vote to be legal, is for it to be in hand prior to Nov 6, wether it was turned in by hand or through the postal system.  It still has to go through the standard ballot vetting (signature, registered voter, etc).  

How can you verify if the ballot was not mailed today after the election day without a postmark. The deadline to submit mail in votes matters. 

2 minutes ago, TXSG8R said:

Why?  If the ballot came in prior to their cutoff (Nov 6), why does it matter when it got mailed? They are saying the postmark doesn't make a shit if its in your hand prior to Nov 6, because the intent is for the vote to be legal, is for it to be in hand prior to Nov 6, wether it was turned in by hand or through the postal system.  It still has to go through the standard ballot vetting (signature, registered voter, etc).  

Well, they will reject a ballot postmarked after Election Day, but I think this is the right approach for those that aren't marked.  If they can't prove it was mailed late, and it arrived on or before the deadline, then I think it's prudent to assume it was mailed on time.

2 minutes ago, Patrick Bateman said:

This isn't fireable.... it's criminal.  

 

 

1 minute ago, Neonmoon said:

It was clear voter suppression orchestrated by DeJoy on behalf of Trump. DeJoy needs to go to prison

This.

And this is even after they pulled back on some of their more brazen efforts.

That # would have been waaaaayyyyy lower if they hadn’t been caught before.

3 minutes ago, SizzleChest said:

The MAGA goons have just shown up at the big voting center in Detroit.  Cool.

This is how you lay the foundation for a violent response.

1 minute ago, Patrick Bateman said:

This isn't fireable.... it's criminal.  

 

Of course it is.  It was a conspiracy for the clear purpose of interfering in an election.  The regime had the ability to send votes (likely weighted towards the opponent) into never never land.  And they used that ability.  For that reason.  It's third-world shit.  Or, as we will now refer to it, "American."

1 minute ago, Macklemore said:

How can you verify if the ballot was not mailed today after the election day without a postmark. The deadline to submit mail in votes matters. 

Its November 4th.  The cutoff is November 6th.  Do you think it came from the future?  

2 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

It was clear voter suppression orchestrated by DeJoy on behalf of Trump. DeJoy needs to go to prison

Yep.  DeJoy needs to go to jail.  So does Donny because you absolutely know Donny encouraged him to do it.

4 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

How can you verify if the ballot was not mailed today after the election day without a postmark. The deadline to submit mail in votes matters. 

(1) How many ballots do you think this entails? (2) The ruling was giving the benefit of the doubt that the vote was cast with good intention and is presumed to be valid. Sorta along that whole premise of innocent until proven guilty.

 

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Michigan is showing 99% of the vote is in. Why can't they call it, and what are the morons planning to do to ballot counters? These are probably the same people that tried to kidnap the governor, so it could get really ugly. They need to wrap up the count and let the courts do their thing dick slapping trumps fake lawyers.

7 minutes ago, BrazilHorn said:

He wouldn't have been made famous had he not flexed on a woman and ripped up signs and acted like a total and complete asshole. He knew he was being filmed the entire time and just kept on and on and on. Absolute idiot.

Dude will be a special contributor on Fox or OANN by the first of the year. 

1 hour ago, WBT said:

What needs though?  RGV rates pretty high on surveys for cost of living, public safety, quality of life, etc.  I haven't been myself so I'm genuinely curious.

RGV is the best kept secret in Texas. More than a million people so big enough to have a good selection of restaurants, shops, bars, pretty women, low cost of living and plenty of jobs.  There is a reason why it is popular place for snowbirds. Being less than an hour's drive to South Padre Island is worth its weight in gold too.

18 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

 

Have you seen the Florida recount documentary. The protest that stopped the count was all operatives that were being paid. It was new then now it is a known tactic.

20 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

 

 

These fucking people, man.

 

11 minutes ago, Pancho said:

I’m in a meeting—why is every trump campaign person claiming they won Penn?

Because they are liars?

 

This is fake, right?  Please tell me its fake?

21 minutes ago, Pasken said:

Well that settles it. 

 

 

 

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538 sucks, but their news blog has been nails:

What’s Left To Count

Here’s the latest picture in every undecided state:

  • Arizona: Biden currently leads here by 93,518 votes, but there are around 600,000 left to count, according to the Arizona Republic. About 450,000 of those are in Maricopa County, which says it will release two batches of results tonight: one at 9 p.m. Eastern and one sometime after 12:30 a.m. Eastern. Some outlets, such as Fox News, have already projected Arizona for Biden, but our colleagues at ABC News have not yet done so.
  • Nevada: Biden leads here by only 7,647 votes, and an estimated 14 percent of the vote is still uncounted. However, those votes will all be either late-arriving mail ballots or provisional ballots, which should lean Democratic. We won’t be getting another update here until noon Eastern on Thursday.
  • Wisconsin: The Wisconsin Elections Commission has announced that all votes in the state are counted, and Biden has a 20,510-vote lead in the state. The Trump campaign has requested a recount, but that has not stopped some media outlets like the AP to project Wisconsin for Biden. ABC News has not issued a projection here, as the decision desk won’t project races that are within 1 percentage point.
  • Georgia: Trump currently leads here by 79,509 votes, and the secretary of state said during an 11:30 a.m. press conference that there were still 200,000 mail-in votes and 50,000 early votes to count, mostly in Democratic-leaning counties like Fulton and DeKalb. Fulton is hoping to finish all its counting by 9 p.m. tonight.
  • Michigan: Biden currently leads here by just 37,350 votes, but it will be difficult for Trump to close that gap because most of the uncounted ballots are in very blue Wayne County (Detroit). At 2 p.m. Eastern, Wayne said it had only 16,000 ballots left to count, which it plans to complete by 6 p.m.
  • Pennsylvania: Trump currently leads Biden 53 percent to 45 percent in Pennsylvania, but this one is a long way from over — 19 percent of expected votes are still uncounted, most of them Democratic-leaning mail ballots. Counties are working around the clock to finish counting, but we’re looking at Thursday or Friday before results are semi-final.
  • North Carolina: North Carolina has counted every ballot it had in its possession as of yesterday, and Trump leads by 76,737 votes among them. However, the state has announced that about 117,000 mail-in ballots are potentially outstanding, plus an unknown number of provisional ballots. Mail-in ballots have until Nov. 12 to arrive, and only at that point will more results be released.

https://fivethirtyeight.com/live-blog/2020-election-results-coverage/

1 hour ago, Thatguy said:

   Convince them that their vote matters. Deliver on some issues that affect the Black Community. When Black People feel motivated they will turn out like no other. See Obama.

 

"Convince them that their vote matters" How exactly? "Deliver on some issues that affect the Black Community" What issues, exactly? How does a party deliver on those issues?

What did Obama do that Joe Biden wouldn't have done?

 

I'm not trying to be a dick, but I hear what you just wrote all the time, and I have no idea what it really means.

 

17 minutes ago, Snake Diggity said:

Not that the odds really mean anything but Biden is back up to -450 on Bovada.

They absolutely mean something.

Just now, Beau Vine said:

 

fuckin traitorous lying shitstains

4 minutes ago, TXSG8R said:

 

This is fake, right?  Please tell me its fake?

How about I just tell you it's Nebraska?

A lot of these NBC field reporters would get it. bigly. 

1 minute ago, staboner said:

iz we winning?!

Yes. The crazy coming from the trump people confirms it. He's done and desperate.

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1 minute ago, ChiTownDoc said:

How about I just tell you it's Nebraska?

I'd imagine a little over half of republicans would vote against that measure nationwide.

Being 2020, I'm expecting some poll watcher to attempt to burn some ballots when given an opportunity in some List-eater manner.

SIAP. If Biden holds AZ, NV, WI, & MI, as well as picks up PA and GA (somehow) - this total will look awfully familiar.

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1 minute ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Being 2020, I'm expecting some poll watcher to attempt to burn some ballots when given an opportunity in some List-eater manner.

Or just burn the building containing the ballots.  Win-win.

 

 

5 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

 

gotta sell more red hats and stoke the ego while he still can

This is exhausting.  Bud Light time.

I just don't know how most of you can keep the bourbon going like you do with all of this going on.  Good on you.

Just now, Francisco 2.0 said:

Or just burn the building containing the ballots.  Win-win.

 

 

I had this thought as well. I hope security at these places is adequate.

4 minutes ago, Texas St. Armadillos said:

Joker> Here. we. go.>Joker

So Friday is the big day?

Somebody is gonna get killed. Jones should be held criminally responsible  

 

2 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Or just burn the building containing the ballots.  Win-win.

 

 

with all the people inside...whatever it takes. 

2 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Or just burn the building containing the ballots.  Win-win.

 

 

GOP PA post-election night counting: 

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Funny that the cops aren't kitted out in riot gear and launching tear gas at these rioters. I wonder what explains it.

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