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2020 Presidential Election -- Biden v Trump: Sleepy Joe vs Dopey Don [Results begin on page 409]

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Here's the deal about the "military" ballots. First, they're not just military. They're military and overseas ballots. I think it's Maine that segregates them and this voting bloc actually tends to skew D. And the ones that have already come in have been counted. I believe I read they have until 5 PM tomorrow to get in, and that there are 8800 that *could* come in, but the likelihood of that many coming is practically zero. I suspect that's the delta between the requested and unreturned. Not predictive. Most who intended to return one will have done so long ago.

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Fox is insufferable right now. Desantis and Ingraham.

Donate to legal fund...

Videos of poll workers filling out ballots...

Why are other GOP leaders silent...

5 minutes ago, Voldemort86 said:

Georgia military ballots will probably net Trump +1000 votes at most. 
 

remember trump called these people suckers and losers.

If he gets his ass stomped because of disparaging the military and past hate speeches about McCain, ohhhh so sweet.

Are Georgia and Pennsylvania posting their results in BLEND/Canvas or something?
Take that shit to the Aisd thread
I don't have my kid this week and I'm enjoying the break
Just now, Anastasis said:

Of course you don't acknowledge the well established actions of your partisan compatriots wrt developing their narrative.  Willful blind spots and all. 

Annie, don't you have some healthcare to optimize profits on, or some intellectually dishonest water to carry?

Fuck off with your schitck, there's an election on. Go shit in your hole

2 minutes ago, Mdhorn said:

I'm wondering if some of this is just a stall tactic to involve the Supreme Court.  There's no reason I can understand why Arizona and Nevada are taking this long.  

Arizona and Nevada are probably making sure their shit is squared away when they make the announcement, both in terms of protecting certain officials/buildings/etc. if they think the rabble will start shit, but more importantly, if they are forced into a recount.  Probably briefing everybody as well to deal with the media and potential legal onslaught.

1 minute ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

How much is in the wreath fund @immamac?

 

I think we’re about -$350,000

1 minute ago, Loch Ness Monster said:

Damn gonna be 2AM when PA is called

Bar time, baby... oh wait, COVID

4 minutes ago, Mdhorn said:

I'm wondering if some of this is just a stall tactic to involve the Supreme Court.  There's no reason I can understand why Arizona and Nevada are taking this long.  

Arizona makes sense. The remaining votes likely are net trump, and it’s just a matter of margin. 

4 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Time zones, people !  FFS. 

Well Georgia is in the Eastern time zone, so I'll go with Eastern.  Call it a hunch.

1 minute ago, texas08 said:

Donate to legal fund...

Haha. The grift must go on!

9 minutes ago, SimonBolivar said:

So next Friday then?


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12 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Hey, if we want to talk about brain dead audience and elected officials leveraging their TV time I think it is in play as response. 

Well sure, making yourself look stupid is always in play.

Like I said, you and Hugo now share a pod.

Learn me on military ballots. When can they come in by and how many we talking? Cnn just mentioned it in passing and now im worried 

Fucking this 

Would he go here? The Praetorian guard will turn on a man when it's time. 

 

So with the reports of Trump and his team being furious at Fox News and all that... 

Is the safe assumption that Trump thought they entirety of FNC was going to go along with the "stolen election" ruse and refuse to call a winner or declare Trump the winner? 

That's just mind-blowing. Not surprising. But mind-blowing that that's where we are today.

Just now, BradInATX said:

So with the reports of Trump and his team being furious at Fox News and all that... 

Is the safe assumption that Trump thought they entirety of FNC was going to go along with the "stolen election" ruse and refuse to call a winner or declare Trump the winner? 

That's just mind-blowing. Not surprising. But mind-blowing that that's where we are today.

Well its now the primetime sycophant hour on fox news so I"m sure he's happy again and ready to keep up his lies.

Why would anyone expect the military ballots to come in when DeJoy has been sitting on mail and ignoring the orders of a federal judge? DeJoy’s only chance to save himself is to sit on anything not already delivered.

PA picking up steam. The rate Biden is gaining is speeding up. Is Philly coming with the noise tonight? 

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20 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Yeah, I concede that legislators overruling the will of voters would probably do it.  But I find that exceedingly unlikely. Some 2020 shit with the elect croaking causing chaos among electors seems more likely imo. 

Motherfucker, take a night off your bullshit.

5 minutes ago, SimonBolivar said:

My Kiwi buddy sent a message asking what kind of third world shithole election we were running over here.  I had to tell him I was in full agreement.

Just now, Anastasis said:

Of course you don't acknowledge the well established actions of your partisan compatriots wrt developing their narrative.  Willful blind spots and all. 

huh?  how is this responsive to the post your quoted?

be specific. i set forth actual evidence of potential wrongdoing for "there's always russia."  your false equivalence is belied by that evidence.

are you referring to marco rubio or something?  as i said, there was actual tangible evidence of russian collaboration with the trump campaign to investigate it according to the department of justice.  regardless of how that was exacerbated, leveraged, or exaggerated by partisan players for political purposes (something that is certainly not in dispute), it was an accusation that was far more rooted in evidence than any of the accusations being made by cruz and graham tonight.  it led to a special counsel, impeachment, and a partisan cover by the senate. you've trotted out your throwaway line humor for yourself in the wrong context on this one as a response to my post.  you are resorting to vagueness and implication for a reason.

Just now, Mrs Whiggins said:

Why would anyone expect the military ballots to come in when DeJoy has been sitting on mail and ignoring the orders of a federal judge? DeJoy’s only chance to save himself is to sit on anything not already delivered.

Because, if you want to go down this path, the post office knows where the mail is coming from.

4 minutes ago, BradInATX said:

So with the reports of Trump and his team being furious at Fox News and all that... 

Is the safe assumption that Trump thought they entirety of FNC was going to go along with the "stolen election" ruse and refuse to call a winner or declare Trump the winner? 

That's just mind-blowing. Not surprising. But mind-blowing that that's where we are today.

I think Trump, like most of the republican rubes, mistook the opinion shows like Hannity and Tucker for actual news. The news arm of FN has to maintain some semblance of journalism standards or they risk losing lawsuits. 

Trump knows that FNC is not a monolith.  The opinion side will bitch and complain, but that's not going to change anything.

19 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Hannity wants a do-over election in Pennsylvania:

 

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6 minutes ago, SimonBolivar said:

Embarrassed 

https://www.irishtimes.com/

The joke of the world.

Just wow, that lower Irish Times headline--US Election: Trump seeks to sue his way back to the White House

2 minutes ago, sidis said:

huh?  how is this responsive to the post your quoted?

be specific. i set forth actual evidence of potential wrongdoing for "there's always russia."  your false equivalence is belied by that evidence.

are you referring to marco rubio or something?  as i said, there was actual tangible evidence of russian collaboration with the trump campaign to investigate it according to the department of justice.  regardless of how that was exacerbated, leveraged, or exaggerated by partisan players for political purposes (something that is certainly not in dispute), it was an accusation that was far more rooted in evidence than any of the accusations being made by cruz and graham tonight.  it led to a special counsel, impeachment, and a partisan cover by the senate. you've trotted out your throwaway line humor for yourself in the wrong context on this one as a response to my post.  you are resorting to vagueness and implication for a reason.

Will both of you fucksticks take it to one of the other Russia / Mueller Report threads.  Seriously.

Is this the thread to paste really outrageous Texags.com takes?

Because if it is, this has got to be the most hilarious self own I've seen on the internet in some time.

Outed himself as an incel

1 minute ago, TXSG8R said:

I think Trump, like most of the republican rubes, mistook the opinion shows like Hannity and Tucker for actual news. The news arm of FN has to maintain some semblance of journalism standards or they risk losing lawsuits. 

That would be Trumpian. 

6 minutes ago, Dark Horse said:

 

All that batch was from Philly County (86/14).

25 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Hannity wants a do-over election in Pennsylvania:

 

 

 

 

 

I remember do overs in Middle School

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One of Philly’s elections director turned down my idea to drop their remaining ballots and ring the liberty bell at the same time

 

I need sleep

1 minute ago, Mdhorn said:

Just wow, that lower Irish Times headline--US Election: Trump seeks to sue his way back to the White House

Home of the Free . . .  

edgy.

1 minute ago, conVINCEd said:

Because, if you want to go down this path, the post office knows where the mail is coming from.

I’d like to think that the overseas military ballots were sacrosanct, but I also watched the President of the United States of America give a speech this evening where he basically threw up his dinner all over our Republic and then slunk off to his room.

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