September 16, 20232 yr 4 hours ago, msucolt45 said: At least aggy beat me to it! Hook’em !!! Next year will Texas get a line that says “winning games and fucking bitches?”
September 16, 20232 yr 12 hours ago, jimmyjazz said: Watch this clip of Harry Connick Jr. He's frustrated that his lily white crowd is clapping on the 1 and the 3, instead of the expected 2 and the 4, so he inserts an extra beat (4/4 measure --> 5/4 measure) around 0:40 and the dumbass crowd has no idea that they've been flipped to clapping on the 2 and the 4. I remember the first time I experienced this phenomenon. I was a teenager visiting my friends church and they were clapping on the 1&3. I was the off one and looking around confused as to why I couldn't get on beat. I kept trying to clap 1/3, but kept defaulting to the 2/4. It was a weird, frustrating experience.
September 16, 20232 yr Buddy of mine texted me that he bought club seats for today's game for $65 !!!
September 16, 20232 yr "Buddy of mine texted me that he bought club seats for today's game for $65 !!!" How many glory holes were included in that price?
September 16, 20232 yr 20 minutes ago, Leanderman said: "Buddy of mine texted me that he bought club seats for today's game for $65 !!!" How many glory holes were included in that price? All of them.
September 16, 20232 yr 36 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said: All of them. Then he’s going to be very sore after the game.
September 16, 20232 yr 11 hours ago, Waterboarder said: We called them “Hitler Youth” when I was on campus I knew a guy who was in the Hitler Youth. He was not annoying like some aggies I knew.
September 16, 20232 yr 1 hour ago, Leanderman said: "Buddy of mine texted me that he bought club seats for today's game for $65 !!!" How many glory holes were included in that price? The seats are $65, the glory holes, embarrassment, and shame are free.
September 16, 20232 yr 7 minutes ago, LTtxfan said: Playing ULM today... aggy might score 50 Playing ULM today... aggy might lose
September 16, 20232 yr 3 hours ago, texasdago said: Buddy of mine texted me that he bought club seats for today's game for $65 !!! He got ripped off. Lots of seats in the stadium going for $6
September 16, 20232 yr 2 minutes ago, blacklab said: He got ripped off. Lots of seats in the stadium going for $6 Ya but the 10 jizz jars is what makes it a deal
September 16, 20232 yr 3 hours ago, Shut up Lou Holtz said: Ya but the 10 jizz jars is what makes it a deal So if an aggy brings 10 jizz jars to the game what kind of deal does he get?
September 16, 20232 yr 8 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said: Aggy ring stories https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3400805 This might be the weirdest aggy related thing I've seen
September 16, 20232 yr Jimbo actually played QB for his opponents Coach today. Terry Bowden has mentioned over the years that his QB play, at Samford, was one of his best ever QBs that he’s coached. The family connection lead him to Bobby’s staff at FSU.Hook’em!!!
September 16, 20232 yr The cameras will be mostly tight field shots so all the empty seats won’t be seen on TV, but it will be loud as fuck because they pipe in crowd noise. They have been called out for it before and should be embarrassed, but Aggie. Lacks sportsmanship and shouldn’t be legal but it’s another tradition!
September 16, 20232 yr Jimbo actually played QB for his opponents Coach today. Terry Bowden has mentioned over the years that his QB play, at Samford, was one of his best ever QBs that he’s coached. The family connection lead him to Bobby’s staff at FSU.Hook’em!!!Wait, what? Are you saying the hobbit actually played QB and his coach was Terry Bowden?[emoji848]
September 16, 20232 yr Wait, what? Are you saying the hobbit actually played QB and his coach was Terry Bowden?[emoji848]Yes just a “little” known fact, no pun intended.Hook’em!!!
September 16, 20232 yr Noah Thomas dinged up and walking to locker room. Evan Stewart not dressed out. Are we already seeing dissatisfaction?
September 16, 20232 yr 2 minutes ago, BachelorTrek said: https://www.thescore.com/ncaaf/news/2715558 Pooooooor aggy! Lulz. Yeah right...
September 16, 20232 yr Fighting Texum aggies getting it done tonight. Ship has been righted. Best one loss team. All of their season goals are still one the table….. and what not.
September 17, 20232 yr 17 hours ago, BachelorTrek said: https://www.thescore.com/ncaaf/news/2715558 Pooooooor aggy! Lulz.
September 18, 20232 yr Let's see . . . Rice & Wyoming are both 2-1, neither has lost to any team but Texas, and both have beaten a P5 school. "Two of the worst G5 programs?" Hmmm.
September 18, 20232 yr 1 hour ago, The Dog said: 5 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said: Let's see . . . Rice & Wyoming are both 2-1, neither has lost to any team but Texas, and both have beaten a P5 school. "Two of the worst G5 programs?" Hmmm. Per ESPN's FPI
September 18, 20232 yr 23 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said: Let's see . . . Rice & Wyoming are both 2-1, neither has lost to any team but Texas, and both have beaten a P5 school. "Two of the worst G5 programs?" Hmmm. Both will likely be deciding their conference championship if they can stay healthy.
September 18, 20232 yr On 9/16/2023 at 8:43 AM, ABSR said: Then he’s going to be very sore after the game. Penicillin, STAT!
September 18, 20232 yr 1 hour ago, Sir Ulrich said: Per ESPN's FPI I'm not sure what that screenshot proves, but by that metric Wyoming is #75 and Rice #89 out of 133 D1 programs. It's kinda hard to imagine that they're among the worst G5 teams.
September 18, 20232 yr 1 minute ago, jimmyjazz said: I'm not sure what that screenshot proves, but by that metric Wyoming is #75 and Rice #89 out of 133 D1 programs. It's kinda hard to imagine that they're among the worst G5 teams. Aggy played ULM and NM. Who are literally among the worst G5 teams.
September 18, 20232 yr 13 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said: Aggy played ULM and NM. Who are literally among the worst G5 teams. Oh shit, got it.
September 18, 20232 yr The aggy non-conference schedule is remarkable. They scheduled 3 of the shittiest teams you can imagine. ULL's record the last 5 years: 4-8, 4-8, 0-10, 5-7, 6-6. New Mexico's record the last 5 years: 2-10, 3-9, 2-5, 2-10, 3-9. Abilene Christian's record the last 5 years at the FCS level: 7-4, 5-6, 1-5, 5-7, 6-5. This is truly pathetic scheduling.
September 18, 20232 yr Popular Post 41 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said: The aggy non-conference schedule is remarkable. They scheduled 3 of the shittiest teams you can imagine. ULL's record the last 5 years: 4-8, 4-8, 0-10, 5-7, 6-6. New Mexico's record the last 5 years: 2-10, 3-9, 2-5, 2-10, 3-9. Abilene Christian's record the last 5 years at the FCS level: 7-4, 5-6, 1-5, 5-7, 6-5. This is truly pathetic scheduling. Look, they play in the SEC SEC SEC, and they run into Georgia once every twelve years. You have no idea.
September 18, 20232 yr Popular Post 3 hours ago, jimmyjazz said: Look, they play in the SEC SEC SEC, and they run into Georgia once every twelve years. You have no idea. Weak in, weak out. It just means more.
September 18, 20232 yr 35 minutes ago, Magus Ossis said: It has been 700 days since aggy won a true road game Then put it up on the plaque all, dammit! Burning daylight over here FFS.
September 18, 20232 yr On 9/14/2023 at 4:10 PM, Grade of D as in David said: If they go 5&7 this year, Jimbo is getting fired. They will hide behind sovereign immunity like tech did with Leach and likely not end up paying out the rest of the contract. That's all good until Dabo says he requires all $150 million upfront. aggy will find a way to fuck it up even worse from there. if they try to get out of a fully guaranteed contract and do it their contracts aren't worth the paper they are written on and will have a hard time hiring anyone worth a damn (plus pissing off Jimmie Sexton is a bad move these days)
September 18, 20232 yr 1 hour ago, Magus Ossis said: It has been 700 days since aggy won a true road game They only have three true road games left this year, all against currently ranked teams. That number could end up topping 1,000.
September 18, 20232 yr Quote @JoelKlatt still can’t believe the lack of success from one of the most talented rosters in college football I mean, as impressive as it is having twenty or thirty 5* defensive linemen on one roster, it does render the rest of the roster a little... uneven...
September 18, 20232 yr The aggy non-conference schedule is remarkable. They scheduled 3 of the shittiest teams you can imagine. ULL's record the last 5 years: 4-8, 4-8, 0-10, 5-7, 6-6. New Mexico's record the last 5 years: 2-10, 3-9, 2-5, 2-10, 3-9. Abilene Christian's record the last 5 years at the FCS level: 7-4, 5-6, 1-5, 5-7, 6-5. This is truly pathetic scheduling. Nothing would be funnier than Aggy loss to Abilene Church of Christ preaching school.
September 18, 20232 yr True but just the concept of those dorks not being able to get out the bazillion dollar contract to a terrible coach is up there in the funny rankings.
September 18, 20232 yr Nothing would be funnier than Aggy loss to Abilene Church of Christ preaching school. Jesus is the twelfth man. He turned water into offensive yardage. Aggy has a built in out.
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