QB1 Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet

[Codaxx 5,405]

50 minutes ago, Starfleet Command said:

This is an NFL QB. Easily the best QB play we’ve since Colt at the least. 

Texas has never had a QB with the ability to throw the ball like Ewers. He isn’t even close to a finished product yet. 

[Sgt Hulk 13,484]

New profile photo confirmed 

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[Ravishing Rick 1,127]

No words necessary

[Dignan 355]

1 minute ago, Ravishing Rick said:

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WHAT A GREAT PHOTO. Wait, is it that one poster's wife?! hhahahaha. "TAKE ME RIGHT NOW QUINNNNNN"

[futureman 22,324]

 

[Wishbone 4,716]

3 minutes ago, Ravishing Rick said:

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Ok. Which one of you fuckers’ wife is that?

[Starfleet Command 441]

6 minutes ago, Codaxx said:

Texas has never had a QB with the ability to throw the ball like Ewers. He isn’t even close to a finished product yet. 

Ridiculously talented. Whoever drafts him will be lucky. 

[Shaggyhorn 641]

Ewers can fuck my wife if he wants too. 

Hold on there, Jimbo. He isn’t transferring again.

[Dignan 355]

Too bad Quinn was a little rusty today in his return to football. 4 tds and all. Looking forward to seeing him after he gets a few more game reps. (heh)

[Wishbone 4,716]

1 minute ago, Shaggyhorn said:

Hold on there, Jimbo. He isn’t transferring again.

She travels. With his money.

[futureman 22,324]

1 minute ago, Dignan said:

Too bad Quinn was a little rusty today in his return to football. 4 tds and all. Looking forward to seeing him after he gets a few more game reps. (heh)

no, seriously.  he will get a lot better.  savor it. 

[Bigbend1812 12,864]

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11 minutes ago, Ravishing Rick said:

No words necessary

 

[conVINCEd 21,468]

4 minutes ago, Dignan said:

Too bad Quinn was a little rusty today in his return to football. 4 tds and all. Looking forward to seeing him after he gets a few more game reps. (heh)

He was a little rusty.  That’s what Rusty Mullet looks like.  I am looking forward to the next 1.5 seasons after he shakes it off.

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[Js1 82,364]

6 minutes ago, Coach pop a bitch said:

 

And he had that throw to Whitt that was a TD if caught before the INT

[yoladu 4,040]

looking at the press conference on LHN...

Ewer's jersey looks so white. 

don't know if it ever saw any grass.

[Modessit 5,582]

looking at the press conference on LHN...
Ewer's jersey looks so white. 
don't know if it ever saw any grass.

Only when he made the two runs and went down on his own.

[ALexusTexus7 114]

Ewers is out. Do you know where your wife is?

If I’m lucky, with Quinn. If they have a boy, we’ll name him Quinn. If they have a girl, we’ll name her Harley Quinn.


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[Hermanator 6,562]

Ewers deserves a lot of the talk but when was the last time our offensive line owned any other p5 team like that?

[Bigbend1812 12,864]

1 hour ago, Ravishing Rick said:

No words necessary

[runthebone 7,874]

1 hour ago, Starfleet Command said:

Ridiculously talented. Whoever drafts him will be lucky. 

Well, they will have just had the worst record in the NFL.

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is that the little spinner actress chick from the cheerleader show?  

[Michael Knight 12,663]

This Quinn guy seems pretty good

[LTtxfan 48,688]

 

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1 hour ago, Wishbone said:

Ok. Which one of you fuckers’ wife is that?

Isn't that Jimbo's new wife?

[WinningIsHard 3,941]

Quinn walked into his first RRS and slept all they coaches 

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[Gene Parmesan 3,951]

2 hours ago, Ravishing Rick said:

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What can Quinn spin better, the ball or dat ass?

[SHOOTER12 8,766]

5 hours ago, Js1 said:

 

As a former quarterback this shit just amazes me.  The ball just flies effortlessly out of his hand.  There is a God given gift in players like Quinn.  As for the rest of us we practice for hours on end for years and it just doesn't happen.   Thank God for QE.

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[SHOOTER12 8,766]

5 hours ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

Jimbo?  That you?  Shouldn’t you be preparing for your own beat down instead of reading Texas message boards?

Nah if it was Jimbo, he'd say errbody can fuck my wife....

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As a person with formerly tremendous hair, his ability to get women just amazes me. 

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40 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

As a former quarterback this shit just amazes me.  The ball just flies effortlessly out of his hand.  There is a God given gift in players like Quinn.  As for the rest of us we practice for hours on end for years and it just doesn't happen.   Thank God for QE.

duder looks like Aaron Rodgers to me with that side ways effortless throw. 

i hate going half aggy like this but we would certainly be undefeated if he isn't injured

[FloridaHorn 4,725]

His style of play reminds me of Mahomes. I bet Kingsbury would win 6-7 games a year in the Big XII with this guy.

[89Horn 1,475]

4 hours ago, Ravishing Rick said:

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Stunt on this hoe?

[The Ace of Aces 4,946]

30 minutes ago, staboner said:

duder looks like Aaron Rodgers to me with that side ways effortless throw. 

i hate going half aggy like this but we would certainly be undefeated if he isn't injured

His arm angle seems more varied than Rodgers to me - he seems to tweak the angle to match the throw instead of the other way around. It’s unique. 

[Goredho 17,154]

For someone who looks like an Amish redneck that woke up naked in bed with his cousin after a rumspringa bender, Ewers is pretty fucking good.

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[Deej 76,081]

36 minutes ago, Goredho said:

For someone who looks like an Amish redneck that woke up naked in bed with his cousin after a rumspringa bender, Ewers is pretty fucking good.

 

[Nivek 16,643]

4 hours ago, Bigbend1812 said:

You go Denzel and don't even bring up the Mighty Quinn?   

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1 hour ago, Goredho said:

For someone who looks like an Amish redneck that woke up naked in bed with his cousin after a rumspringa bender, Ewers is pretty fucking good.

I can fap to that. 

[futureman 22,324]

Duce will be a horn.

[ALexusTexus7 114]

No words necessary

Yeesh! If “I’m not too late to enter the 1st annual Ewers raw dog fest, am I?” were a picture.


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3 hours ago, Goredho said:

For someone who looks like an Amish redneck that woke up naked in bed with his cousin after a rumspringa bender, Ewers is pretty fucking good.

 

[Deej 76,081]

3 hours ago, Coach pop a bitch said:

 

I wish I could hook up like that after reaching out on Instagram. 

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[BigHornedLurker 1,878]

Can someone post a gif of the crazy spin and pass move 

[Fastbreak 3,886]

Ewers deserves a lot of the talk but when was the last time our offensive line owned any other p5 team like that?

Both lines were the best since 2005. The oline has immaculate vibes.

[Hermanator 6,562]

5 minutes ago, Fastbreak said:

Both lines were the best since 2005. The oline has immaculate vibes.

Early on in the game when Banks just drive blocked that sooner through the whistle into the end zone and all the sooner fans were pissed I knew this line came to beat mofos down