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Celebrity Death Pool -- 2023


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Awright, awright, awright......

It's that time of year.  We need to start strategerizing our '23 list.  Who do ya'll have?

A few offerings:

1.  Harvey Weinstein

2.  Britney Spears

3.  Donald Trump

4.  Ghislaine Maxwell

5.  Bill Cosby

6.  Clarence Thomas

7.  Jimmy Carter

8.  Mark Mangino

9.  Putin

10.  Jimmy Swaggart (how is he still alive?)

 

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54 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Awright, awright, awright......

It's that time of year.  We need to start strategerizing our '23 list.  Who do ya'll have?

A few offerings:

1.  Harvey Weinstein

2.  Britney Spears

3.  Donald Trump

4.  Ghislaine Maxwell

5.  Bill Cosby

6.  Clarence Thomas

7.  Jimmy Carter

8.  Mark Mangino

9.  Putin

10.  Jimmy Swaggart (how is he still alive?)

 

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This year's list amending prior year's ahem....hopes

Donald Trump

Hillary Clinton  Clarence Thomas

Carrot Top

Barry Switzer

Pete Davidson

Rush Limbaugh Tucker Carlson

Tom Herman  Jimbo Fisher (decided he needs to survive) so Jim Schlossnagle

Bill Cosby

Stan Kroenke  Gregg Berhalter

 Justin Bieber  Kanye West

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Bobby Brown (53)

Shia LaBeouf (36)

Peter Max (85)

Quincy Jones (89)

Johnny Depp (59)

Willie Nelson (89) (again, sorry)

Baba Wawa (93)

Kim Jong-un (38) (Christmas wish list)

Brigitte Bardot (88)

Vladimir Putin (70) (Christmas wish list)

BONUS:  Sayyid Ali Hosseini Khamenei (83) (Christmas wish list)

 

 

 

 

 

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19 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

Dick Van Dyke    (Damn you!!)

Darth Vader

William Shatner   (Double Damn you!!)

Mel Brooks  (Tripple Damn you!!!)

Keith Richards  (Cockroach....will never die)

Johnny Depp

Ed Sheeran

Corey Feldman  (we will allow)

Mitch McConnell  (we will allow)

Just some editorial comments...

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3 hours ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

Michael Flynn (63)

Lee Mazzilli (67)

Pete Rose (81)

James Baker (92)

Mara Wilson (35)

Harrison Schmitt (87)

Todd Bridges (57)

Kid Rock (51)

Tito Jackson (69)

Herschel Walker (60)

 

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Lil Wayne 40 - probably due to drugs 

Shaq 50 - Sorry, big men go early

Suge Knight 57 - This would surprise nobody

Michael J. Fox 61 - The shaking got to end sometime

Bob Newhart 93 - He's looking....like the end is near.

Vladimir Putin 70 - There is no end to the war where he lives

Kim Jong-un 40 - Best Korea going to need a new Supreme Leader

Antonio Brown 34 - Vontaze Burfict should be flagged for an assist on this one 

Bam Margera 43 -  Dude is a Jackass...and an alcoholic 

Pele 82 - Tumors, chemo, multiple surgeries... Seems like a good dude, but the body is just wearing out. 

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1 hour ago, dcbc said:

Henry Kissinger

Bob Barker

Jimmy Carter

Dick Van Dyke

Alan Greenspan

Mel Brooks

Donald Trump

Tony Bennett

Doc Severinsen

Ruth Westheimer

Which Tony Bennett - old crooner or basketball coach whose teams often play at the pace of the other Tony Bennett? 

And what incentive do we have for submitting our picks early? If we submit in 2022 and they die before 2023 begins, do we get the points anyway? 

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3 minutes ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

Which Tony Bennett - old crooner or basketball coach whose teams often play at the pace of the other Tony Bennett? 

And what incentive do we have for submitting our picks early? If we submit in 2022 and they die before 2023 begins, do we get the points anyway? 

The crooner.  And I don't make the rules.  This is the first time I have participated.  Mine is a mostly safe list of supremely old, famous people, some of whom I was surprised to discover still were alive.  Also, I cannot, in good conscience, put Willie on this kind of list.  If something happened, I irrationally would feel partially responsible.

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On 12/16/2022 at 12:30 AM, 0xdeadbeef said:

Lil Wayne 40 - probably due to drugs 

Shaq 50 - Sorry, big men go early

Suge Knight 57 - This would surprise nobody

Michael J. Fox 61 - The shaking got to end sometime

Bob Newhart 93 - He's looking....like the end is near.

Vladimir Putin 70 - There is no end to the war where he lives

Kim Jong-un 40 - Best Korea going to need a new Supreme Leader

Antonio Brown 34 - Vontaze Burfict should be flagged for an assist on this one 

Bam Margera 43 -  Dude is a Jackass...and an alcoholic 

Pele 82 - Tumors, chemo, multiple surgeries... Seems like a good dude, but the body is just wearing out. 

Isn't Pele in hospice? 

What are the rules on that?

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i know you don't get a lot of points for the olds in this game, but this thread sent me down a curiosity rabbit hole...

it's incredible just how many of the best actors that have ever lived are now pushing 85, 90, 95...we are due for some real heartbreaks in the not too distant future ūüėē

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also a reminder to all posting... there is a rule that at least 1 of your picks has to be under the age of 40 as of 1/1/23, i think Ive seen several lists with all olds.   ahem @Aqua Buddha

 

I think another 3-4 of you are in the same boat.

 

 

had to tweek last years list a bit.

Shannen Doherty

Ron Rivera

Greta Thunberg (shes my young ringer. lots of private jet flying and she pisses off enough people to cause someone to go after her)

Dan Rather

Vladamir Putin

Jerry Jones 

Pele

Nick Saban  (if Mike Leach can pass, so can Saban)

Henry Ruggs (jail wont be kind to this fuck)

Bruce Willis

 

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1 hour ago, ztejas said:

Isn't Pele in hospice? 

What are the rules on that?

I believe the rule that would apply to Pele is:     100-age

That said, I didn't realize that he had entered palliative care.   Putting him on my list in that case seems in poor taste.

My revised list:

Lil Wayne 40 - probably due to drugs 

Shaq 50 - Sorry, big men go early

Suge Knight 57 - This would surprise nobody

Michael J. Fox 61 - The shaking got to end sometime

Bob Newhart 93 - He's looking....like the end is near.

Vladimir Putin 70 - There is no end to the war where he lives

Kim Jong-un 40 - Best Korea going to need a new Supreme Leader

Antonio Brown 34 - Vontaze Burfict should be flagged for an assist on this one 

Bam Margera 43 -  Dude is a Jackass...and an alcoholic 

Chris Brown 33 - Opposite of a great guy.

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20 minutes ago, 0xdeadbeef said:

That said, I didn't realize that he had entered palliative care.   Putting him on my list in that case seems in poor taste.

I mean I figure anyone trying to get as many points as possible would put someone on their list that's almost guaranteed to die. 

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