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3 hours ago, 'stache said:

Walz's quote was awesome. "I always said if they want to build a 20 foot wall someone will start selling 30 foot ladders."

Nitpick, but I think the quote was "If they build a 20 foot wall I'll invest in a company that sells 25 foot ladders." The point I took was him saying a stupid wall will never solve the problem, not that he wanted to actively encourage more people to cross the border illegally (which is what your telling of the quote comes across as to me)/.

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1 minute ago, Biff Tannen said:

 

This. Thread jumped like 6 pages and I skipped to the end and these jag offs were still going at it. 

What time/day is the Jagoffs for Harris call?

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2 hours ago, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:

I saw someone say during the French 2-round elections that the first time you vote with your heart, the second time you vote with your brain. This is presumably what the primary system in America is supposed to be: vote for your ideological sweet heart during the primary, then get pragmatic and vote against what you definitely don't want in the general election.

Well, nobody wants to run against Kamala. She's won the hearts of the democrats. So all that's left is to vote pragmatically. @chainsaw doesn't get this. This is the general election, you have to be general in your stances. Cast as wide a net as possible. Now is not the time to narrow your vision. Because the alternative is the exact opposite of what you or the majority of the people in this country wants. Wanting a narrow vote in the general election is how you get Trumpism, because there are a lot more weirdos who will vote for trump on principle than will vote for whatever darling leftwing single-issue stance you have.

Pretty sure you should use your brain both times. 

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You care passionately about a couple of issues. That's great. But you've also proven to have your finger on the pulse of about 0.7% of the electorate. I think we'll pass on your election strategy advice. 

He’s fucking weird.
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2 hours ago, chainsaw said:

The bill was hardly a compromise. It was always intended by Biden to be a bluff.

How can you argue so strongly while having absolutely not even a basic understanding of what you're talking about? Seriously. I mean there's a lot of them, so I just picked this post. Because holy shit. Did you just start thinking about politics for the first time within the past week or so?

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Cosplaying as Kamala's senior campaign advisors sure is fun.
We may need costumes if we ever meet up.

Dibs on GOLL’s Pedobear costume. I have a plan for it. Gonna make a few tweaks to make it a Racist Care Bear outfit…
What time/day is the Jagoffs for Harris call?

This is actually it. 

Perfection.
@chainsaw is killing my independent buzz.

SO LONG AS YOU’RE NOT KILLING INDEPENDENT GEORGE!
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19 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

friendly reminder

 

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we have posters here that cry or fap when they see this pic. their ultimate alpha male, shitting his pants and being the wrong kind of brat 

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Dang Pete sounded like a 13 year old in college. We all know he is super smart but it’s also clear he’s a legit policy wonk. I’m not sure about the electoral math or VP this time but he is the future of the Dems. 

 

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18 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

BREAKING: TIm Walz continues to do Tim Walz things

 

Reminds me of when Triumph the Insult Comic Dog worked the window at the Weiner’s Circle in Chicago.  Walz and his pup would be perfect for this.  
 

Hey Vance, that’s a really nice sofa…….for me to poop on.  Here’s your order JD, half bratwurst and half hot dog on one bun. Take it to that corner booth and explain to it that it’s wrong.  And no weirdo, we don’t have diet Mountain Dew here.  Can you please order for your wife since a true woman needs a man to make tough decisions for, you bearded thumb, creepy ass mother fucker.  You want some ketchup to go to suck off the orange guy’s balls?  I kid, I kid.  Piss off

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1 minute ago, cactusflinthead said:

 

Not really true. They picked up seats in the midterms. It wasn't the night they wanted but it sure as fuck wasn't a rejection. 

/NotAMod Opinion Also chainsaw, dude you gotta quit being such a dickhead. You aren't wrong, which is why you are frustrated. The problem isn't about being right though the problem is keeping Donald Trump out of office because he's a psychotic megalomaniac who has bad intentions and will do irreparable harm to the country. 

In a normal election where the candidate just isn't what you prefer your takes are totally valid. /NotAMod Opinion 

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1 hour ago, Bookman said:

Why didn't Trump have a dog while in office? That's kind of weird.

Beecause Trump doesn't give a shit about anything but himself.

His wives are the only reason his kids even survived.

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Lol just heard my MAGA landlord (I know I know but I’d pay rent to Hitler for $1900/mo dog allowed in Maui post fire) getting out of the car bitching to his wife about Kamala claiming Indian on her college scholarship applications. like that makes any fucking sense. They scared. 

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1 hour ago, Bookman said:

Why didn't Trump have a dog while in office? That's kind of weird.

Shiiiiit... His administration was filled with sons of bitches, that's close enough 

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2 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

friendly reminder

 

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The face you make when you have no idea what the smart people are talking about, and you don't want to reveal it.

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41 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

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The face you make when you have no idea what the smart people are talking about, and you don't want to reveal it.

 

he's shitting his pants 

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Trump has to be fucking livid right now. I imagine him trying to frantically reach Putin to whine about giving Joe and Kamala a resounding victory, while Putin ignores the call and laughs as he rips a line with his hitman he just got back. 

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Trump doesn't like dogs. One of his go to curses for people he doesn't like is to call them a dog.

This author says he hates them.

Trump observed that Republican senator Marco Rubio was “sweating like a dog” at a 2016 debate. He compared former White House aide Omarosa Manigault Newman to a dog when she published her book Unhinged: An Insider’s Account Of The Trump White House. Trump noted that Republican nominee Mitt Romney “choked like a dog” against Obama in the 2012 election. At various times, NBC’s David Gregory, Fox News’ Glenn Beck and Ted Cruz’s communications directors were all, Trump leered, “fired like a dog”.

https://www.gq-magazine.co.uk/politics/article/donald-trump-dogs#:~:text=“Donald was not a dog,understood Trump's hostility to dogs.

 

Of course he had something to say about Noem shooting her dog.

“Couple of rough stories, there’s no question about it,” the former president said. “Until this week, she was doing incredibly well. And she got hit hard and sometimes you do books and you have some guy writing a book and you maybe don’t read it as carefully, you know. You have ghost writers do it, they help you, and they, in this case, didn’t help too much.”

https://www.cnn.com/2024/05/14/politics/kristi-noem-trump-dog-killing/index.html

 

 

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8 hours ago, cactusflinthead said:

 

 

It's a take. 

It fails to address that Trump only lost in 2020 by 40,000 votes.

It's true that most Americans don't like the policies w/out the show. I'll give you that.

But a considerable amount of people do like the clown show. 

His celebrity, 'wealth', vitriol, racism, xenophobia, grievance, and victimhood speak to a considerable swath of the American electorate.

Packaged in any other way it doesn't really work.

But slap some wierd hair and orange bronzer on it and people eat it up.

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12 hours ago, chainsaw said:

She can win Florida and compete in Texas if the Democratic base turnout is high. The honeymoon period will end by the convention. A substantial part of the base will regress to apathy if the policies and messaging are right-wing. Sorry if that's not what you want to hear, but that doesn't make it false.

Win in Florida?!   Have you seen the schedule!

I get it, you don't know much about Florida, especially if you think the Dems can win here, never mind without kissing Israel's ring (and not the one on their finger)

Tin Foil hat time: 

Spoiler

I suspect Putin kicked off the attach in Israel (via Hamas/Iran) precisely to drive a wedge into the Democrats/US politics, putting his Orange Idiot back in the white house.  It threatens arms and support for Ukraine, puts stress on western munitions supplies, and causes discord in the Democratic party over support for Israel.    So don't be Putin's little bitch about this, MMMK?

 

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