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The GQP: Trumpist Death Cult


Hugo Stiglitz

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15 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

So weird how it is NEVER the Democrats. That’s really a crazy coincidence. 

I mean, surely there must be some voter fraud going on that favors Democratic candidates. But all I ever see are examples of Republican voter fraud. Maybe that’s why they’re so worried about voter fraud. Since they do it so much they assume the other side must be doing it too. It is sort of uncanny, though, how it seems that it’s only the Republicans who are consistently committing voter fraud. 

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I mean, surely there must be some voter fraud going on that favors Democratic candidates. But all I ever see are examples of Republican voter fraud. Maybe that’s why they’re so worried about voter fraud. Since they do it so much they assume the other side must be doing it too. It is sort of uncanny, though, how it seems that it’s only the Republicans who are consistently committing voter fraud. 

Sir, have you read my pamphlet “Every Accusation is a Confession?” I have extra copies I could send you.
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1 minute ago, Brisketexan said:

Sir, have you read my pamphlet “Every Accusation is a Confession?” I have extra copies I could send you.

Yeah, I’m more certain now than ever that Bush stole the election in Florida back in 2000 based on their accusations against the Dems in 2020. And let’s not even get started on the whole pedophile groomer thing. 

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30 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


Sir, have you read my pamphlet “Every Accusation is a Confession?” I have extra copies I could send you.

Careful what you ask for, Buck.   This is just stick figures with thought bubbles and links to Goatse and Lemon Party.

 

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1 hour ago, NAVY said:

The messaging is Biden is too old and boarders are scary. When asked about trump’s age and how the boarders are different now v. then I was screamed at. Screamed at! 

Just laugh and remind these people that Trump was a loser who couldn't defeat The Deep State.   

And then tell them you're voting for DeSantis.

 

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10 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

Even knowing they're in a cult, the border one is still hard to process.  Trump said he was going to build a wall and Mexico was going to pay for it.  Not the usual vague con man bullshit like "I'll fix it, and I'll do it with a lot of strength, and it will be tremendous, and it will be the best, most secure border in the world."  No, he said was going to build a wall, and Mexico would pay for it.  It's like the most tangible, easily disprovable thing you can promise.  Putting aside fact that it was a ridiculous promise that wouldn't have been practical or solved the problem, anyway, the fact is that was his promise that they all creamed their pants over.  And now there is no wall, and Mexico did not pay for it.  And they know this.  And he still gets a pass, and they still talk about the fucking border.

It's in the Dotard thread somewhere, but the other day at a rally he said something like "yeah that was never going to happen". (wild applause)

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7 hours ago, NAVY said:

Thanksgiving indeedz.

I was informed by some of the family olds that they will have no choice but to vote for Trump. They won’t donate money or vote for him in the primary, but…. 
 
The messaging is Biden is too old and boarders are scary. When asked about trump’s age and how the boarders are different now v. then I was screamed at. Screamed at! 

Details? Naw Navy we don’t do details you traitor. 

So I’m a traitor now? These draft dodging boomer fucks, afraid of their own shadows call me, a decorated vet with scars and fucked up shit, traitor.

Gobble nibble chew and get the fuck out of here 

No decent person supports Trump. 

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5 hours ago, longhornmatt said:

Even knowing they're in a cult, the border one is still hard to process.  Trump said he was going to build a wall and Mexico was going to pay for it.  Not the usual vague con man bullshit like "I'll fix it, and I'll do it with a lot of strength, and it will be tremendous, and it will be the best, most secure border in the world."  No, he said was going to build a wall, and Mexico would pay for it.  It's like the most tangible, easily disprovable thing you can promise.  Putting aside fact that it was a ridiculous promise that wouldn't have been practical or solved the problem, anyway, the fact is that was his promise that they all creamed their pants over.  And now there is no wall, and Mexico did not pay for it.  And they know this.  And he still gets a pass, and they still talk about the fucking border.

I mean, I know they're not serious people at this point, but it's still hard to fathom that level of cognitive dissonance sometimes.  It's like they don't even know themselves that all they want is a carnival barker to entertain them.  And it predates Trump - really it just goes back to Limbaugh when conservative politics became shock jock entertainment. In 2012, Romney actually did propose the real solution that would curb illegal immigration like they supposedly want - a legit e-verify requirement and punishments for employers who try to use illegal labor, which would remove the incentive for people to come here illegally since they'd have no way to earn money.  And the Republican primary electorate's response?  That Mitt Romney was a soft RINO on immigration because he proposed that instead of some Gestapo fantasy about rounding brown people up at gunpoint.  "You don't talk tuff enuff, lib!  If I wanted that pansy ass bullshit, I'd be reading a book right now instead of listening to Tucker!  Let's vote for fucking Rick Santorum or Newt Gingrich!"

also there's that whole prompting economic collapse and a failed coup in venezuela which caused migration thing the trump admin did. 

 

used to be conservatives would be welcoming those fleeing socialism with open arms.  doesn't apply to browns, i guess

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15 hours ago, NAVY said:

Thanksgiving indeedz.

I was informed by some of the family olds that they will have no choice but to vote for Trump. They won’t donate money or vote for him in the primary, but…. 
 
The messaging is Biden is too old and boarders are scary. When asked about trump’s age and how the boarders are different now v. then I was screamed at. Screamed at! 

Details? Naw Navy we don’t do details you traitor. 

So I’m a traitor now? These draft dodging boomer fucks, afraid of their own shadows call me, a decorated vet with scars and fucked up shit, traitor.

Gobble nibble chew and get the fuck out of here 

Remember when Trump and his supporters thought McCain was a traitor to America and that Trump was the more patriotic. Or that Trump is the more religious than Biden even with a lifetime of seeing Trumps personal behavior on display. Or they disregarded Trump’s, “grab her by the pussy” comment as locker room talk even though he was at work not a locker room.

you were the better man, but I would have been tempted to tell your relatives that America will be better off when soon they will be dead.

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5 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

you were the better man, but I would have been tempted to tell your relatives that America will be better off when soon they will be dead.

I prefer to do the ad absurdum approach and enthusiastically with them. I take the maga argument to such levels of ridiculous-ness that it becomes obvious it’s pure satire. They fall silent when I do it. I enjoy looking at their expressions and wonder if there’s an ounce of self reflection going on in there. I’m old and have zero dependence on any of them so it’s risk free.

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7 hours ago, Red Five said:

It's spelled Froot Loops. How did I never notice that. 

It’s clever marketing/branding.  A year or two ago,  my wife was at the grocery store and I asked the kids if they wanted anything, and my son told her he wanted them.  He corrected the spelling and somehow messed around and added it as the proper spelling, so it would try and autocorrect fruit to froot, or do the predictive thing so for months that’s what fruit sometimes was on my phone. 

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csb/ I remember being in the car with maga in-laws at a taco bell drive-thru.  We all hated the option but it was the only thing on the interstate for miles.  At the drive-thru, we're getting just plain as can be tacos and iced teas.  This was when Taco Bell released those "citrus fruit power drinks" or whatever the fuck they were called.  Promo sign had in pretty clear and bold font, "Contains 0% Fruit Juice."  and MiL commented something to the effect of, "That's terrible, they make it sound like it's a fruit drink, but it's just soda pop with coloring."  I think about that sometimes.  So when somebody clearly and definitively tells you they are zero substance and completely full of shit, that's terrible?  Do I have that right? 

Taco Bell bad for trying to fool us, but at least being held to account by the marketing disclaimer.  But when Trump does it, he's just trying to be a benevolent disruptor acting on your best interests?  The guy contains 0% of anything good.  He's a fucking juice box for gullible people, that's all he is.

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Don’t know where else to put this, but it’s just another example of why the “just asking questions” people are too stupid to live. 
 

Just had a conversation with my joe Rogan listening stoner friend about how weather works. He literally could not understand how weather or climate can change. He thought if you took the average of the temperature on the same day for the past X years, that should be an accurate measure of what the temperature should be going forward. 
 

I get how that could work for a simpleton, but I tried to explain how things have drastically changed in the past century, CO2, science, etc. 

He. Could. Not. Process. It. 
 

im done. I’m fucking done. 

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On 11/28/2023 at 9:16 AM, YGIFS said:

csb/ I remember being in the car with maga in-laws at a taco bell drive-thru.  We all hated the option but it was the only thing on the interstate for miles.  At the drive-thru, we're getting just plain as can be tacos and iced teas.  This was when Taco Bell released those "citrus fruit power drinks" or whatever the fuck they were called.  Promo sign had in pretty clear and bold font, "Contains 0% Fruit Juice."  and MiL commented something to the effect of, "That's terrible, they make it sound like it's a fruit drink, but it's just soda pop with coloring."  I think about that sometimes.  So when somebody clearly and definitively tells you they are zero substance and completely full of shit, that's terrible?  Do I have that right? 

Taco Bell bad for trying to fool us, but at least being held to account by the marketing disclaimer.  But when Trump does it, he's just trying to be a benevolent disruptor acting on your best interests?  The guy contains 0% of anything good.  He's a fucking juice box for gullible people, that's all he is.

 

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So Derek Chauvin was stabbed by another inmate who was an FBI informant in the 1990s (the FBI dropped him because he wouldn't stop dealing drugs, etc.), so bring on the whack jobs on the right who are convinced that the FBI was trying to kill Chauvin.

Any day now, MTG or Boebert will ask that Congress look into it.

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