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2020 Presidential Election -- Biden v Trump: Sleepy Joe vs Dopey Don [Results begin on page 409]

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7 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

FNC does benefit greatly from a Den candidates, as do others  - Rush Limbaugh never rises to the levels he did, nor does Fox News build the base that they did, if they didn't have the Clintons as foils for most of the 90s, and then Obama 8 years later.

Being the opposition to a Democrat in the WH pays much better for advertising.

And Maddow and Colbert and the like are going to see their ratings take a hit

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Trump’s “we claim” tweet needs to be put in the Hitler’s bunker clip. 
He is just unhinged. 

9 minutes ago, 'stache said:

But when can PA be called? I can't wait until fucking friday.

At the rate they're counting, probably tomorrow afternoon. 

Trump lead in PA now down to ~246k

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3 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

lost in the shuffle:

 

That really is a pretty hideous flag.  The mustard yellow just doesn't work with red, white, and blue.

12 minutes ago, 'stache said:

But when can PA be called? I can't wait until fucking friday.

I think it can be called shortly after Biden passes Trump up if that trend continues. 

PA:  Biden's down about 246K with about 1mm left to count

GA:  Biden's down about 57K with about 308k left to count

NC:  Biden's down about 77K with about 287k left to count

NV:  Trump's down about 8k with about 194k left to count

AZ:  Trump's down about 93k with about 450k left to count

 

This assumes none of those outstanding voted in person rather than in by absentee.

31 minutes ago, TXSG8R said:

Charlie Kirk | DeSmog

 

If I'm ever near Charlie Kirk, I'm definitely going to whisper, "Lil' Bits" at him.  Hopefully it's been done to death already.

 

23 minutes ago, WBT said:

Why do they keep going to Jonah Hill's dad on CNN?  He doesn't bring anything new.  He's just a dollar store version of King.

king has to take breaks at some point

14 minutes ago, Helobious said:

I’ve been neg bombed for saying trump has the upper hand in Nevada right now. I think he takes it.

Your credibility is, on these matters, shall we say, not exactly the best.

18 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

Fixed:

 

 

Unfortunately, the "s" in PENIS is impossible to accomplish with just a blue Sharpie. 

Richard Barron is giving a nice explanation of what he is doing in Georgia with the vote count. This is some nice transparency which means Dotard will claim this guy stole the election from him in Fulton County if he loses.

5 minutes ago, G650 said:

 

I must have some form of synesthesia, because I can literally hear this picture.

1 minute ago, TexEx15 said:

 

Of course they did. These people are just ghouls.

9 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

That really is a pretty hideous flag.  The mustard yellow just doesn't work with red, white, and blue.

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1 minute ago, ultimaton said:

I must have some form of synesthesia, because I can literally hear this picture.

My man

4 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

 

I was actually not convinced Biden was going to win Georgia just via math, but this lawsuit makes me think he will edge it out. 

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2 minutes ago, UpperWestside said:

Richard Barron is giving a nice explanation of what he is doing in Georgia with the vote count. This is some nice transparency which means Dotard will claim this guy stole the election from him in Fulton County if he loses.

The election official made a comment that officials, including gop/dem watchers decide voter intent. Sound like Giuliani needs to be in that room to help with voter intent. 

3 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

It’s like a VY to Garrett Gilbert drop off when they do.

King: Five minutes straight of rapid fire analysis and video board wizardry, all while fending off Wolf Blitzer trying to shout about the latest squirrel he saw.

Jonah Hill guy:  “Oh, I’m on?  Ok.  Ok.  So ... Joe Biden likes to drink soda.  Ms. Lippy drives a green car.  Back to you, John.”

Gilbert might get the start for Dallas this weekend...

3 minutes ago, UpperWestside said:

Richard Barron is giving a nice explanation of what he is doing in Georgia with the vote count. This is some nice transparency which means Dotard will claim this guy stole the election from him in Fulton County if he loses.

Yea I liked his explanations 

1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

Yes, definitely.

 

I liked him better when he was guarding Harry Potter's money.

29 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

Just let the results edge you 

Correct analogy is correct.

6 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

 

That will go over well.  Military votes have until Friday to arrive and be counted.  Suckers/losers.

I just want to drop by and say that Biden as DK Metcalf chasing the Cardinals DB down is one of the best things about the whole election. That and the whole removing a human cum stain from the Whitehouse, I guess.

29 minutes ago, 'stache said:

But when can PA be called? I can't wait until fucking friday.

i just want NV and AZ to be called for Biden, so i can comfortably give a big middle finger to PA.

7 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

The election official made a comment that officials, including gop/dem watchers decide voter intent. Sound like Giuliani needs to be in that room to help with voter intent. 

Yes. You have a rep from both sides decide intent as monitors. If they can’t agree, it becomes a challenged ballot. If intent is not clear, the office is voided and everything else is counted. Same thing with an over vote. If someone votes for a Biden and Trump, that office will be voided because of an over vote but the rest of the ballot will be counted if there are no further instances. If you select a Slate, no other votes will count as Slate prevails.

went to law school in GA...don’t see how they abandon their southern gentility and stop shit from happening.

14 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

 

hmmm, why aren't filing lawsuits to pause the vote count in Nevada or Arizona?

 

1 minute ago, Helobious said:

That literally has not happened since the first one in 1787. I doubt it happens because a president lost an election. 

You are too stupid for words.  Please keep posting, though.

1 hour ago, Hawndoh said:

Same old hits, socialism, gonna take our guns, abortion...

They could cut them off at the knees if they'd provide firearms to fetuses. Government just can't pay for them. 

1 hour ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

Just make sure you stock a lot of XXXL shirts. 

and jorts for our Ohio friends.

 

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1 hour ago, WBT said:

Now it's ok to lock up political opponents?

when they commit crimes, when has it never been ok?

1 hour ago, Burt Macklin said:

You must have the same Facebook friends as @slorch.
 

Do you think it’s bullshit or could it be a problem? 

Don't really know what this is all about, but Michigan allows election-day registration. 

I think the chance of a constitutional convention formally ended at Appomattox Courthouse.

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