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2020 Presidential Election -- Biden v Trump: Sleepy Joe vs Dopey Don [Results begin on page 409]

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Another warm twist to the saga will be Melania and Fake Melania falling in love and running away to build a dream home made out of the tiny skulls of immigrant children. 

2 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

Negged for intellectual dishonesty, absurd both-siding, and non-parallel example.

The point, as you know, was not about belief in God or worship.The point is seeking out the radical religious sects and pandering to them to get their votes by using abortion and lies about "God being removed from schools."* That led to the sects bringing their other values and intransigence to other issues and seizing control of much of the GOP.

I neither believe nor worship. I tolerate and often respect those who do and what it does for them and their world. Dems praying is not the same as charismatic (likely charleton) Christian evangelists jumping into government via the GOP and in disagreement with the notion of separation of church and state.

 

*Who knew an omnipotent, omnipresent God could be so easily seized by the scruff of his neck and tossed out of an elementary school?

Jesus would not recognize the god worshipped by these fucksticks. They've warped Grace into a perverted racist, gun worshipping, selfish, think of yourself first and fuck everyone else ideology. Jesus stood for nothing that these "christians' worship. 

1 minute ago, mchookem said:

so...anybody checked on DT and Football board? how are they taking the news? 

Fuck ‘em. Anyone who isn’t celebrating like they won the lottery and got escorts and a shitload of cocaine and molly can suck my tiny pecker.

1 minute ago, Ghost of LL said:

@Brisketexan drank all of my Lagavulin 16 year Tuesday night.  So it's either the Johnnie Walker Blue or my last bottle of Pappy for tonight.

Bullshit.  I left a pour or two in there.  I think.  I dunno.  Got kinda fuzzy.

1 minute ago, BradInATX said:

We're canceling football last time I was on the Eyes thread.

Watching you and BT slap around victim complex, white suburbanites was great.

6 minutes ago, mdmost said:

INTO MY VEINS! MAIN LINE THAT SHIT RIGHT INTO ME!!!!

 

Does anyone really believe that the population (especially in cities) grew over the last 12yrs?  C’mon man!

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11 minutes ago, Zonahorn said:

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I'm all outta rep or I'd Gritty this so hard

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Probably posted, don’t care. 

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9 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

DT posters will claim that this is just too political 

New thread on DT:

ELECTION FRAUD IS OBVIOUS!!!! (Absogoddamnlutely no politics. We hereby claim this thread as a safe space!)

45 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Dumbasses works for me. 

Penta-hostiles

7 minutes ago, Texas St. Armadillos said:

Has anyone ever seen Gritty and the PA Lieutenant Governor in the same room together?  Just asking.

Got a feeling one Briscoe Cain is about to. 

6 minutes ago, BradInATX said:

Just bought this shirt

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Link?

3 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:


 

Trump supporters finding out the hard way boat parades and rally sizes don't mean shit is delicious.

1 minute ago, crash_davis said:

Jesus would not recognize the god worshipped by these fucksticks. They've warped Grace into a perverted racist, gun worshipping, selfish, think of yourself first and fuck everyone else ideology. Jesus stood for nothing that these "christians' worship. 

Not to mention their belief in lies (remind me who the Father of Lies is?), their support for a liar, that they accuse Democrats of all of the sins they themselves commit (voter fraud; QAnon suggesting that Trump is "fighting" a secret underground pedophilia ring while Trump himself was a good buddy of Jeffrey Epstein; racism; accusing Democrats of being "socialist" and "bad at money" while Trump ran us into a national debt exceeding our GDP and implemented known broken anti-capitalist centralized-economy policies like on trade; refusing to care for the sick and the poor as Christ commanded... LET'S JUST GO ON)

3 minutes ago, Kermit said:

Fuck ‘em. Anyone who isn’t celebrating like they won the lottery and got escorts and a shitload of cocaine and molly can suck my tiny pecker.

This guy surlys.

12 minutes ago, BrazilHorn said:

"How many votes will Trump lose by in Pennsylvania?"

"About Tree Gritty!!!"

These crazy Philadelphians can set fire to Santa's sleigh vs just throwing battery packed snowballs at him for all I care after this awesome display of voting prowess!!

I would like my Tree Fiddy sticker to be temporarily changed to Tree Gritty. Thanks @immamac

32 minutes ago, Jiggy-Z said:

Had a listen to KLBJ on the way into work this AM (NPR was off on some tangent about Mirnamar elections or something so I switched for the lulz)

.and let me tell you those people are....spacer.png

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Not sure about the current vote counts, but according to my math, Ted Cruz is still a piece of shit.

26 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

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Missed this posted on same page.  No Ragrets!

Anyway we can enlist Gritty to get rid of Herman?

12 minutes ago, mdmost said:

INTO MY VEINS! MAIN LINE THAT SHIT RIGHT INTO ME!!!!

 


 

OMG. gritty rep is the sauce 

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16 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

Did you vote?

Multiple times.  

TexAgs is still in the denial stage.

What makes Trump so unlikeable?

1,412 Views | 82 Replies | Last: 37 sec ago by True Anomaly
In a lot of these threads people keep saying Trump lost because of his personality, his attitude, etc....What the hell makes him so unlikeable vs Biden? What has he said, or done that made him impossible to vote for? I honestly don't get it.

https://texags.com/forums/16/topics/3154378

6 minutes ago, mdmost said:

INTO MY VEINS! MAIN LINE THAT SHIT RIGHT INTO ME!!!!

 

Of course I believe it. Your Dad sucks, we have mail-in voting, drive-through voting, there was a 2.64% increase in population the last 4 years, and we had most everyone home during the early and in-person voting period. The first part being the biggest driver.

All you had to do was handle the pandemic moderately well, tell the Proud Boys and other hate organizations to fuck off, not be a super spreader, and not shit on John McCain. /curbyourenthusiasmtheme

Seems significant:

And fuck you to all the republicans encouraging Trump's shit. Kevin McCarthy, Ted Cruz, Tom Cotton, Nikki Haley. Traitors. 

 

17 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Biden just added another 8-900ish from Buck's County. 

Including one from my Bro-in-Law.

Gritty is pretty close to UT orange.  I’m jealous af.  

Just now, Jive Turkey said:

TexAgs is still in the denial stage.

What makes Trump so unlikeable?

1,412 Views | 82 Replies | Last: 37 sec ago by True Anomaly
In a lot of these threads people keep saying Trump lost because of his personality, his attitude, etc....What the hell makes him so unlikeable vs Biden? What has he said, or done that made him impossible to vote for? I honestly don't get it.

https://texags.com/forums/16/topics/3154378

The real upside to all this with aggy is Trump losing really dampers a season where their football team actually is doing well. It's an Alanis ironic moment for sure. 

Just now, RDCanecutter said:

Including one from my Bro-in-Law.

Your sister married Gritty? Respect. 

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Let’s please change the motto to:

“Fuck Around And Find Out”

2 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Multiple times.  

You lucky dog. They had me up all night printing fake ballots and I didn't get to send in my own. That Kamala cracks a mean whip.

6 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

I see some great potential for some epic memes.

 

Do work internet.

 

I vote for Trump, Rudy and Don Jr in the GIF that comes from this video.

1 minute ago, horncyclist said:

Seems significant:

And fuck you to all the republicans encouraging Trump's shit. Kevin McCarthy, Ted Cruz, Tom Cotton, Nikki Haley. Traitors. 

 

Hey Rush.

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7 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

Well, the debt will ultimately need to be addressed . . . 

Not in a recession. Econ braintrust is concerned about the lack of stimulus (spending). See Fed speech yesterday:

 

11 minutes ago, BradInATX said:

We're canceling football last time I was on the Eyes thread.

Canceling football is probably for the best. 

3 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

TexAgs is still in the denial stage.

What makes Trump so unlikeable?

1,412 Views | 82 Replies | Last: 37 sec ago by True Anomaly
In a lot of these threads people keep saying Trump lost because of his personality, his attitude, etc....What the hell makes him so unlikeable vs Biden? What has he said, or done that made him impossible to vote for? I honestly don't get it.

https://texags.com/forums/16/topics/3154378

Look, I voted for Trump both in 2020 and 2016. But let's be honest, he's a bit of an ass and an egomaniac (not unlike Obama). I love most of his policies...but a lot of time when he speaks I just have to tune him out. I can easily see how less educated voters who vote more on feelz would not vote for him. It's not rocket science.
 

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