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On 4/15/2024 at 9:27 AM, The Original Greaser Bob said:

Isn't that a dog hole there on the right... WTF!!!!!

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I watched that again recently.  "DOG HOLE" was so damn funny

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9 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

SOON

Hello, John, how are you doing today? You mailed in my company a postcard a few weeks back requesting information on penny stocks that had huge upside potential with very little downside risk. Does that ring a bell?

Yeah, I may have sent something.

Okay, great. The reason for the call today, John, is, something just came across my desk, John. It is perhaps the best thing I’ve seen in the last six months. If you have 60 seconds, I’d like to share the idea with you. You got a minute?

Actually, I’m really very…

The name of the company, Truth Social. It is a cutting edge social media firm out of the Southeast awaiting imminent patent approval on the next generation of bullshit generators that have both huge civil discord and sedition applications now. Right now, John, the stock trades over-the-counter at 10 cents a share. And by the way, John, our analysts indicate it could go a heck of a lot higher than that. Your profit on a mere $6,000 investment would be upwards of $60,000!

Cut to image of truth social vacant office

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Trump Media shares fell by more than 10% on Tuesday morning after the company announced its Truth Social platform is moving to launch a live TV streaming platform.

 

The company said it will roll out streaming content in three phases, the first of which will introduce Truth Social’s content delivery network for streaming live TV to the app for Android, iOS and web.

Phase two will release stand-alone Truth Social streaming apps for phones, tablets and other devices, while phase three will release such apps for home television, Trump Media said.

Lol. Revenue likely stays at $4M.

Expenses will probably balloon with production infrastructure and personnel for their TV streaming platform.

Net loss will likely be in the 10 digit realm in 2024 Q2 reporting.

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1 hour ago, Surly Bevo said:

SOON

Hello, John, how are you doing today? You mailed in my company a postcard a few weeks back requesting information on penny stocks that had huge upside potential with very little downside risk. Does that ring a bell?

Yeah, I may have sent something.

Okay, great. The reason for the call today, John, is, something just came across my desk, John. It is perhaps the best thing I’ve seen in the last six months. If you have 60 seconds, I’d like to share the idea with you. You got a minute?

Actually, I’m really very…

The name of the company, Truth Social. It is a cutting edge social media firm out of the Southeast awaiting imminent patent approval on the next generation of bullshit generators that have both huge civil discord and sedition applications now. Right now, John, the stock trades over-the-counter at 10 cents a share. And by the way, John, our analysts indicate it could go a heck of a lot higher than that. Your profit on a mere $6,000 investment would be upwards of $60,000!

John, I ask you not to judge me on my winners.  But rather my losers, because I have so few.  Namely, Eric, Junior, Jared, and the tall goofy one.  

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1 hour ago, RDCanecutter said:

I am not happy when I hear about Trump fans putting all their savings into DJT.*

Because for every goateed warrior mumbling in his phone out in the truck, there's probably a wife getting no damn help at all, and maybe a couple of OK kids who don't understand what the hell Dad is so mad about. Now their dumbass Dad put them all into poverty for no fault of their own.

*Unless it's Jenna the Insurrection Realtor

This is way too charitable. I admire your faith in your fellow man.

As for me, it's gonna be four Grittys out of a possible five.

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24 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

This is way too charitable. I admire your faith in your fellow man.

As for me, it's gonna be four Grittys out of a possible five.

Faith? Naw. I lived it.

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This guy would never much such batshit claims….
 
 

What the fucking fuck is fucking wrong with these people? What the fuck is he even talking about? Bringing back COVID? I hate the stupidity of this timeline. I really, really, really do.
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John, I ask you not to judge me on my winners.  But rather my losers, because I have so few.  Namely, Eric, Junior, Jared, and the tall goofy one.  
"How dare you comment on his children!!!"
- Republicans who mocked Chelsea's awkward teenage years relentlessly.
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20 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


What the fucking fuck is fucking wrong with these people? What the fuck is he even talking about? Bringing back COVID? I hate the stupidity of this timeline. I really, really, really do.

If COVID does get back together, I hope they do some of the old classics like "Work in Your Underwear", "Stream Shows for 12 Hours a Day", "Cook with Family", "Don't Have to Listen to People Talk" & "Fucking Bleach?  Trump's a Moron." 

Instead they'll play their new stuff like "I Still Can't Smell", "Where are my Pants?", and "It Hurts to Fart"  

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17 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

The DJT stock isn't actually falling apart, it's moving towards it's actual valuation which is just very low.

I'm surprised that Truth Social hasn't announced that it's moving to be an AI company. I guess that is next week's press release.

They’re be something absolutely hilarious and dark about MAGA AI. 
Sky Net meets idiocracy. 

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What a sad and pathetic man. He probably needs a pick me up because he’s down in the dumps while in court. So Trump has one of his sycophants go on Fox News and say nice things about him so he’ll feel better. And the cult has no shortage of people who will do it. 

 

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31 minutes ago, dcbc said:

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Well it's a long day, sitting in the courtroom,

There's a drool stain, running down his tie.

And he's a bad boy, because he paid off a porn star,

He's a bad boy, cause his Truth stock is a lie.

 

Sing that chorus with me!  Everybody!

 

And it's FREE!  FREE FALLIN"!

 

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Thanks to the wonders of AI music technology, I can make this into a song in minutes!  I added a little to it, but you get the idea. Have a listen!

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16 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

I am not happy when I hear about Trump fans putting all their savings into DJT.*

Because for every goateed warrior mumbling in his phone out in the truck, there's probably a wife getting no damn help at all, and maybe a couple of OK kids who don't understand what the hell Dad is so mad about. Now their dumbass Dad put them all into poverty for no fault of their own.

*Unless it's Jenna the Insurrection Realtor

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1 hour ago, South Austin said:

We’re back baby!

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1 hour ago, Jive Turkey said:

What a sad and pathetic man. He probably needs a pick me up because he’s down in the dumps while in court. So Trump has one of his sycophants go on Fox News and say nice things about him so he’ll feel better. And the cult has no shortage of people who will do it. 

 

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I present to you, clothes-horse Donald Trump:

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And we all want to wear gold lady watches:

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Jon Stewart's take from Monday night on the Gettysburg speech (also note the bored and restless kid with the backward Confederate baseball cap on the left):

 

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42 minutes ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

And then Robert E Lee said "They're after me Lucky Charms." But Trix, they're for kids. They're great. Like America's great. And will be great again. Wow.

 

Liam is on the case and has a particular set of skills.

 

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20 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

skip to 1:14. He says "...I will cut funding to anyone that opposes a mask mandate or a vaccine mandate..."

Uh, ok, you fucking dumbass. 

 

Good catch.  Didn't pick up on that at first as I was too busy scratching my head on, "Well, most of the entities that proposed mask mandates don't receive any government funding?"  But then yeah, to your point, he actually stated the opposite of the red meat he had intended to throw his base.  And so we're all agreed, from now on...it's not "the base", or "MAGA"..........it's "Me Boys."  

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i actually think he said 'imposes' instead of 'opposes' but bc he has mushmouthbrainrotfishmouthfullofbullshit syndrome it came out wrong. typical. 

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8 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

They add: “Any split that is higher than 5% will be seen favorably by the RNC and President Trump’s campaign and is routinely reported to the highest levels of leadership within both organizations.”

JFC

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